Taylor Momsen is Still Doing That Lesbian Orgy Thing

July 7th, 2011 // 77 Comments

Hey, guys, we just experienced some technical issues both on the site and my Internet connection because Comcast is a dick-fart, so while we fan out the flames, here’s Taylor Momsen performing in Barcelona last night where she’s still making out with chicks in underwear because she communes with the devil in a pillbox of razor blades or whatever crazy emo shit kids are saying on the tweet machine these days. Or is it all getting implants after teen-squatting out a Jelena baby, I can’t keep up.

Photos: Getty

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  1. I_HEART_HUCKABEES

    Translation of her whole “act”:
    “LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME I HAVE DADDY ISSUES I HATE MY PARENTS GOD LIFE SUCKS AND I KNOW EVERYTHING AT 17 LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME.”

    • Who gives a shit

      Oh ya and the way you expressed your opinion of her is real mature. The only thing annoying here is your extremely pointless comment.

      BTW. Who gives a shit, let her live and do whatever the fuck she wants. She obviously enjoys it. Let people be MY GOSH…..

      • Hey Hick Fuck You

        The fact of the matter is, she puts herself out in front of the public eye, therefore volunteering for scrutiny. Personally, the bitch is tired. The lesbian thing has been done so many goddam times I would be surprised if a hack performer like her actually brought a guy up on stage. The people that give a shit are the ones paying money to see this tired old oh-look-at-me-I’m-edgy crap. She owes it to her fans to step it up a notch or don’t do it at all. Bang a midget? A mongoloid? Good God anything but another dyke make-out session.

  2. Deacon Jones

    Taylor,

    Teen lesbianism is so 2010…..

    The in thing now is cutting off your face, SoL style.

  3. This tease better pony up the day she turns 18. And by pony up i mean personally give me sex. Or do a spread in Hustler. But i prefer the sex thing. That’s keepin it real.

  4. Soviet Snow

    Taylor’s a guy’s name. give it back bitches.

  5. cc

    Johnny Rotten farted more rebellion in one shot that Taylor Momsen has managed in her whole existence.

    • Obvious Troll

      Best comment ever about TM ever.

    • yeah he did! songs like anarchy, gstq, holidays, bodies.. will never, ever be upstaged. whats interesting is the conditions in england in 76 (the political upheaval, the shitty entertainment world, ..) are not all that unlike today’s america. wonder who’ll be america’s johnny rotten, talking and literally wearing, trash.

    • Facebook Me

      +1,000

      The girl that on stage with her, isn’t she from the movie “Hotel for Dogs?”

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Decadent western culture rules!

  7. Linzie

    lesbian orgy… that means she’ll get Lupus soon

  8. The Critical Crassness

    What a fake “rebellious teen” she has become! So edgy with her “Raccoon Eyes” makeup and the onstage lesbian antics….BFD,,, girls have been doing that for years, taking it farther and doing it for free at every Spring Break location in the world!

  9. Cock Dr

    Does this sell records?
    It probably sells tickets. She seems to have lots of female fans.

    • i’d bet the money’s in touring (tix, tees..) versus cd/download sales (which the label skims). the fans when she played here were 50-50 girls n boys, and all ages. just she has one song where she asks girls over 18 to come on stage and dance with their shirt off

  10. Despite being such a big pussy, Weston Cage parties with Bitches!

  11. B

    Isn’t she legal yet? Because this act is getting old, and frankly, I’m really tired of getting turned on by it.

  12. Any Guy

    these pics are proof positive that the only hot ‘lesbians’ are in porn.

    • TomFrank

      In most of those movies, they hire two straight women to pretend and the inauthenticity is just unbear—

  13. Any way you slice it, it’s still vag on vag so I’m good.

  14. They might as well start having sex on stage

    • That is what we are hoping for

      • not depraved

        Um…why? what is so ‘cool’ about seeing pseudo-slutty rich bitches do things to piss off their uptight parents?

        I can just see it now: in five years she’ll be in a pantsuit on tv hawking the children’s book she “wrote”

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    Commented on this photo:

    ironically it’s the fan grabbing her tits who’s the edgy one here

  16. Venom

    100% convinced she is a virgin.

  17. WatchMeGo

    Guns N Roses has never been more proud…

  18. HackSaw

    Vagina diddles for everybody!

  19. RivernEgypt

    Yawn another fauxmosexual…………..

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    Commented on this photo:

    Should be called Taylor Momsen and The Pretty Flabby

  21. A faux lesbian jailbait act was fresh and new in 1999 when t.A.T.u. milked one single for all it was worth…but this is just sad.

  22. Angus

    Meh….no nudity—no care.

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    BorrisMorris
    Commented on this photo:

    This duet she’s doing with Meatloaf might just be her break into the mainstream charts.

  24. Ms. Poodle

    loling @ comcast is a dick-fart. :)

  25. hmna

    Comcast is a steaming pile of shit and a pestilence unto the earth. May the CEO die in AIDSfire.

  26. Jon

    lol she is braless again. The funny thing is once all these girls turn 18, 80% of their schtick is gone.

  27. watson

    I for one am shocked. She has fans? People pay to see her?

  28. the captain

    well, I must say this pleases me………….

  29. Hey Hick Fuck You

    This has been done so many goddam times. If you really want to be edgy, tailor, go down on the bitch live on stage.

  30. shake

    You know what her father is thinking right about now? “I can’t believe I hit that”

  31. vitobonespur

    I don’t care what the rest of you say. I think she’s a fucking hottie. I’m not sure when she turns “legal”, but until then, and until she actually drops trou, top, and bra, these teasers are just fine by me. Hell, she’s seven thousand miles away, looks legal, acts legal, and probably wouldn’t give me the time of day (even if she could tell time), so as far as I’m concerned…SHE’S LEGAL!

    Remember the old saying: “If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, sounds like a duck…”

    • rican

      How old are you, 12?

      • vitobonespur

        What an irrelevant question…what the fuck does my age have to do with anything?

        Not quite 12. In fact, I’m probably old enough to be your father, wise ass. And just because your perception is so fucked up that attractive females don’t do it for you, doesn’t mean the rest of us are fucked up too.

      • rican

        Blow me, junior.

  32. Taylor Momsen Flashes Lesbian Orgy Kissing Girls
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    Nobody ever mentions the poor guys in the band. They have to watch this stuff night after night.

  33. A Brit

    Julia Roberts should’ve intervened sooner…

  34. rican

    That “orgy” of underage anorexia with underage fat flab is utterly disgusting.

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    bonerhard
    Commented on this photo:

    Who’s Taylor Momsen??

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    Herman Bumfudle
    Commented on this photo:

    oops! it looks like someone popped they’re nut. lol!

  37. jerome

    i’mokaywiththis.jpg

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    TigerGD
    Commented on this photo:

    Those are some really happy fake lesbians.

  39. Burt

    How many people were in the audience? 30? 40? 100 tops?

  40. I bet it smells pretty rough on that stage.

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    Dudette
    Commented on this photo:

    boots are killer

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    >F T> M
    Commented on this photo:

    -Its Taylor or no one….. i guess ;))

    -He loves you actually

    -Youre on my mind all the fckin time

    -There s no one else

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    Waldorf
    Commented on this photo:

    Alison is really getting back at Dark Gary with this one.

  44. sasha

    Hilarious! Every picture funnier than the last.

  45. realitychick

    AND what is she known for?? Who is this idiot?

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    concerned
    Commented on this photo:

    She should check herself for Lyme disease…

  47. john

    I’m thrilled to see how many people just aren’t impressed with/intimidated by this bitch. This cunt has some fucking nerve smoking cigs, dressing like a skank (which indicates that she’s not afraid of sexuality, and all females should be terrified of sex), cussing freely without fear of being smacked in the mouth (as my parents would have, if I’d done so at her age), and lastly, going wherever she wants and doing whatever she wants, whenever she wants. No 17-year-old female CHILD should have half that much freedom! I sure don’t, and I’m twice her age! I just hope that someday, someone pours gasoline over her filthy, nicotine-addicted, skinny body and lights a match. How fucking dare she!!!

  48. Gothikarose

    Looks like someone is upset Taylor won’t fuck him

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    oldfool
    Commented on this photo:

    Girls Gone Mild.

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    Khloe_is_a_sasquatch
    Commented on this photo:

    When did Gollum (Smeagol) start a band? Is it reaching for it’s precious to cure itself of gonorrhea?

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