Hey, guys, we just experienced some technical issues both on the site and my Internet connection because Comcast is a dick-fart, so while we fan out the flames, here’s Taylor Momsen performing in Barcelona last night where she’s still making out with chicks in underwear because she communes with the devil in a pillbox of razor blades or whatever crazy emo shit kids are saying on the tweet machine these days. Or is it all getting implants after teen-squatting out a Jelena baby, I can’t keep up.
Photos: Getty
Translation of her whole “act”:
“LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME I HAVE DADDY ISSUES I HATE MY PARENTS GOD LIFE SUCKS AND I KNOW EVERYTHING AT 17 LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME.”
Oh ya and the way you expressed your opinion of her is real mature. The only thing annoying here is your extremely pointless comment.
BTW. Who gives a shit, let her live and do whatever the fuck she wants. She obviously enjoys it. Let people be MY GOSH…..
The fact of the matter is, she puts herself out in front of the public eye, therefore volunteering for scrutiny. Personally, the bitch is tired. The lesbian thing has been done so many goddam times I would be surprised if a hack performer like her actually brought a guy up on stage. The people that give a shit are the ones paying money to see this tired old oh-look-at-me-I’m-edgy crap. She owes it to her fans to step it up a notch or don’t do it at all. Bang a midget? A mongoloid? Good God anything but another dyke make-out session.
Taylor,
Teen lesbianism is so 2010…..
The in thing now is cutting off your face, SoL style.
2003–Died after Britney and Madonna.
2003? Think 1995.
http://jam.canoe.ca/Music/Artists/L/Lee_Sookyin/2001/10/30/746897.html
Americans always seem to be 10 years behind Canada.
PS. Sook-yin Lee is the real deal when it comes to being edgy.
Nope, doesn’t count b/c she’s a real lesbo. We all know Brit, Taylor, and Madonna are fake ones.
TEEN LESBIANISM IS NEVER OUTDATED!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!
This tease better pony up the day she turns 18. And by pony up i mean personally give me sex. Or do a spread in Hustler. But i prefer the sex thing. That’s keepin it real.
Taylor’s a guy’s name. give it back bitches.
Johnny Rotten farted more rebellion in one shot that Taylor Momsen has managed in her whole existence.
Best comment ever about TM ever.
yeah he did! songs like anarchy, gstq, holidays, bodies.. will never, ever be upstaged. whats interesting is the conditions in england in 76 (the political upheaval, the shitty entertainment world, ..) are not all that unlike today’s america. wonder who’ll be america’s johnny rotten, talking and literally wearing, trash.
You know that he was emulating Alice Cooper, right?
+1,000
The girl that on stage with her, isn’t she from the movie “Hotel for Dogs?”
Decadent western culture rules!
Yay decadence!
lesbian orgy… that means she’ll get Lupus soon
What a fake “rebellious teen” she has become! So edgy with her “Raccoon Eyes” makeup and the onstage lesbian antics….BFD,,, girls have been doing that for years, taking it farther and doing it for free at every Spring Break location in the world!
Does this sell records?
It probably sells tickets. She seems to have lots of female fans.
i’d bet the money’s in touring (tix, tees..) versus cd/download sales (which the label skims). the fans when she played here were 50-50 girls n boys, and all ages. just she has one song where she asks girls over 18 to come on stage and dance with their shirt off
Despite being such a big pussy, Weston Cage parties with Bitches!
Isn’t she legal yet? Because this act is getting old, and frankly, I’m really tired of getting turned on by it.
these pics are proof positive that the only hot ‘lesbians’ are in porn.
In most of those movies, they hire two straight women to pretend and the inauthenticity is just unbear—
Any way you slice it, it’s still vag on vag so I’m good.
AGREED!!!
They might as well start having sex on stage
That is what we are hoping for
Um…why? what is so ‘cool’ about seeing pseudo-slutty rich bitches do things to piss off their uptight parents?
I can just see it now: in five years she’ll be in a pantsuit on tv hawking the children’s book she “wrote”
ironically it’s the fan grabbing her tits who’s the edgy one here
100% convinced she is a virgin.
+1
Guns N Roses has never been more proud…
Vagina diddles for everybody!
Yawn another fauxmosexual…………..
Should be called Taylor Momsen and The Pretty Flabby
A faux lesbian jailbait act was fresh and new in 1999 when t.A.T.u. milked one single for all it was worth…but this is just sad.
Meh….no nudity—no care.
This duet she’s doing with Meatloaf might just be her break into the mainstream charts.
loling @ comcast is a dick-fart. :)
Comcast is a steaming pile of shit and a pestilence unto the earth. May the CEO die in AIDSfire.
lol she is braless again. The funny thing is once all these girls turn 18, 80% of their schtick is gone.
I for one am shocked. She has fans? People pay to see her?
Her fans are too young to know her music is recycled Garbage (pardon the pun).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garbage_%28band%29
well, I must say this pleases me………….
This has been done so many goddam times. If you really want to be edgy, tailor, go down on the bitch live on stage.
You know what her father is thinking right about now? “I can’t believe I hit that”
I don’t care what the rest of you say. I think she’s a fucking hottie. I’m not sure when she turns “legal”, but until then, and until she actually drops trou, top, and bra, these teasers are just fine by me. Hell, she’s seven thousand miles away, looks legal, acts legal, and probably wouldn’t give me the time of day (even if she could tell time), so as far as I’m concerned…SHE’S LEGAL!
Remember the old saying: “If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, sounds like a duck…”
How old are you, 12?
What an irrelevant question…what the fuck does my age have to do with anything?
Not quite 12. In fact, I’m probably old enough to be your father, wise ass. And just because your perception is so fucked up that attractive females don’t do it for you, doesn’t mean the rest of us are fucked up too.
Blow me, junior.
Nobody ever mentions the poor guys in the band. They have to watch this stuff night after night.
Julia Roberts should’ve intervened sooner…
That “orgy” of underage anorexia with underage fat flab is utterly disgusting.
Who’s Taylor Momsen??
oops! it looks like someone popped they’re nut. lol!
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Those are some really happy fake lesbians.
How many people were in the audience? 30? 40? 100 tops?
I bet it smells pretty rough on that stage.
boots are killer
-Its Taylor or no one….. i guess ;))
-He loves you actually
-Youre on my mind all the fckin time
-There s no one else
Alison is really getting back at Dark Gary with this one.
Hilarious! Every picture funnier than the last.
AND what is she known for?? Who is this idiot?
She should check herself for Lyme disease…
I’m thrilled to see how many people just aren’t impressed with/intimidated by this bitch. This cunt has some fucking nerve smoking cigs, dressing like a skank (which indicates that she’s not afraid of sexuality, and all females should be terrified of sex), cussing freely without fear of being smacked in the mouth (as my parents would have, if I’d done so at her age), and lastly, going wherever she wants and doing whatever she wants, whenever she wants. No 17-year-old female CHILD should have half that much freedom! I sure don’t, and I’m twice her age! I just hope that someday, someone pours gasoline over her filthy, nicotine-addicted, skinny body and lights a match. How fucking dare she!!!
Looks like someone is upset Taylor won’t fuck him
Girls Gone Mild.
When did Gollum (Smeagol) start a band? Is it reaching for it’s precious to cure itself of gonorrhea?