Taylor Momsen & Some Gold-Painted Naked Chicks Are The Crap I Missed – 5.1.14

May 1st, 2014 // 49 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

Because Katie Cassidy was the only chick in a bikini I found today and according to my calculations here *crumbles up Wendy’s receipt* exactly six of you looked at those yesterday, here’s Taylor Momsen on the set of The Pretty Reckless’ new video, ‘Fucked Up World.’ It has naked chicks in gold body paint on piles of guns and cash, because man, the world is like, superficial and shit, man, not like the music industry, who pimped out a barely legal topless girl on social media to push mp3 downloads. That’s just like, for the love of the music, and the message.

Photo: Pacific Coast News

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  1. PB, let me do you a solid, ’cause it sounds like you’re having a rough week (even though you can afford Wendy’s… fucking one-percenters). I’ll click through all of these in memoriam of Bob Hoskins. I’ll even rub one out, if that helps.

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    Ha ha! That chick’s wearing a post on her head!

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    Hey look… a clam on the beach.

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    Odbarc
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    Practically nude is good advertisement when your underage. Miley ran around naked for like a year. Taylor’s an adult now and she’s either gotta crank up the stripping or no one is going to care about her. Rhianna whipped her tits out just the other day. I take it she’s got an album out now.

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    Cock Dr
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    Noassatall syndrome here, a very bad case.

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    Cock Dr
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    That looks like an eating disorder to me. Get well Taylor.

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    someone is going to be up late cleaning sand out of guns and vaginas

  8. Ragnar

    Taylor Momsen is

    A) not barely legal – she is nearly 21.

    b) not topless. the good bits are covered up.

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    Deacon Jones
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    The rock legends of the 60s and 70s must be proud.

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    Frank Burns
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    “More money? Why we got to give them more money? Look bitches, golden showers made that fat Kardashian girl a celebrity, and she did it for free. Now give me some tinkle theater, and with a smile. Goddamuthafrikkin actors!”

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    Damn, you could drive a VW between the gap in that chick’s legs . .

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    Is the Disney Channel owned by the Playboy Channel? Sort of like a minor league farm system?

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    Pretty awesome performance art piece of what Donald Sterling looks like to V. Schievano.

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    Yeah, I trust crazy chicks with guns, though for some reason this photo reminds me of Jon-Erik Hexum.

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    For high school science fair, I’m going to build a bridge out of Taylor Momsen, Taylor Swift and LeAnn Rimes. Let’s see how much it can hold.

  16. anonymous

    It’s funny how good Taylor looks (at first) until she stands next to some real womanly curves. Then she looks like crack addict.

  17. Somehow I can’t imagine a lot of people are buying Taylor Momsen albums (or even downloading them illegally), but I have to appreciate her for plugging away anyway and showing us some titties while she’s at it.

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    Deacon Jones
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    “What do you know about gold, Moneypenny?”

    “Oh, the only gold I know about is the kind you wear… you know, on your tits?”

  19. Beer for thought

    Hey, she does have a good voice for rock, but you wouldn’t really know it by looking at her. They play Heaven Knows on the radio all the time and I was surprised that I actually really like it….
    But then again what ever happened to talent being the main reason why people listened to a certain artist? she has it, so I don’t think they really need to pimp her out that hard. Most great artists are kinda ugly…if you think about it, nowadays everyone sucks in the talent dept., but that doesn’t matter, they’re pretty! Hard to tell the difference sometimes. It’s like, wait a minute… shes barely dressed, so she must really suck at singing….bad first impression Taylor….

  20. Foreverfugly

    Sandwiches. STAT.

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    CrashHell
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    Well Hello There Jenna Haze!

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    Robb
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    Right on! That’s Taylor’s friend, “former porn star”, Jenna Haze. Taylor’s sincerity level grew 3 sizes this day!

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    alex
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    Her leg is almost as thin as the tiki torch. Zowie, eat something.

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    Just out of frame: David Spade.

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    At first I wondered why in all the pics with the gun she’s also holding a soda can, but then I figured a chick that skinny probably needs the counterweight.

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    Is this a new music video or an old Geico commercial?

  27. EDWARD ELIZABETH HITLER

    Yeah, because nothing says “FUK U DAD” quite like fake dyke-ism. Oh yeah, how 13-year-old-girl…it’s a “fucked up world”…so says an idiot female who thinks she’s still a teenager.

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    jfsjgf
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    god damn shes skinny

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    eqweq
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    she could use 20 lbs

  30. goodwolfe21

    Love her voice, and like her music , and she’s got a pretty face too, but damn, she has gotten way too skinny!…so yea, she needs to put on at least 20 lbs…she’s even lost more weight since the “Going to Hell” video came out….she doesn’t look well…add some food to your diet Taylor!…

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    TayMom should be commended for having the patience to learn to walk on chopsticks.

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    That is one scrawny motherfucker. Someone buy her a Tootsie Roll Pop or something.

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    “Kiss my ring, you stupid cunts!”

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    Nice in front, completely flat in the back. Bummer.

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    Bill
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    Wow! Way WAY too thin!! Please eat something!!!

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    Be careful waving that money around in Gary Busey’s face…he might try to eat it.

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    cc
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    She’s already been one upped by Miley’s new video.

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    Mama Pinkus
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    do the people around her notice, or care, that she is wasting away?

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