Taylor Momsen ‘Quit’ Acting Now

August 16th, 2011 // 72 Comments

A while back, reports circulated that Taylor Momsen was kicked off Gossip Girl, but then she wasn’t, and then it was her character is slowly being written off, so of course here’s Taylor telling ELLE she quit acting altogether to pursue music like she had a choice:

ELLE: And any acting projects planned?
TM: I quit acting, actually. I quit Gossip Girl and now tour and am in a band and that’s pretty much all I want to do. Hopefully I’ll be able to only do that for the rest of my life.

What’s awesome is Taylor Momsen is so far up her eyeshadow-rimmed anus, she can’t even realize 99.9% of her appeal was being a 17-year-old girl trying to act dark and edgy by copying Suicide Girls. Now that she’s 18, she might as well be dead like Miley Cyrus has been for the past nine months. — What’s that? Still alive? Ahahaha! You.

Photos: Getty


  1. Venom




  2. Jigs

    I’d love to know what her band actually think of her.

    • They probably hate themselves for having to overshadowed by a slutty teenage racoon and couldn’t be in a real band.

    • I’m willing to bet it’s not what they pictured when they were rocking out in their parent’s garage, lo those many years ago. But hey – musicians gotta eat, too.

    • Frank Burns

      He’s thinking “don’t hit her with the guitar, don’t hit her with the guitar . . . it could hurt the guitar”.

    • JC

      The stage crew, at least, loves her. Whenever they need a piece of electrical tape, they can just pull one off of her ass.

  3. mel

    NOOOOO! taylor needs to reconsider. what would’ve happened if deniro or bette davis, streep or hoffman decided to give up at the tender age of 18? a true tragedy indeed. oh well, go fuck yourself with your eye make-up you stinky nimrod.

  4. Does that mean she’ll quit acting like a singer now too?

    • kimmykimkim

      Ha! Kind of what I was thinking. She’s not giving up acting, she’s just going to play the same character for the rest of her life. But then again I sit in a cubicle and order aircraft parts so she seems to be doing alright from my perspective.

    • Lioness

      LMAO, good one!

  5. just… get… naked……..

  6. ManiacFive

    She’s 18 now? Shit I am so far behind the times.

    Nice Ass, I’d hit it, if it wasn’t already occupied.

  7. Board Certified Prevert

    That zipper is conveniently placed for a quick visit from Mr. Frosty

  8. Steelerchick

    Because it’s more fun to dry hump a bass player!

  9. now all she has to do is become a Scientologist and she’ll be another Juliette lewis.

  10. Richard McBeef

    she is equal parts filth and disease.

  11. Deacon Jones

    Now that nobody even gives a fuck what she does now, she’s going to get increasingly desperate. Attention whores can only take it for so long.

    I call she either starts fucking a 40 year old or gets some huge tattoo.

  12. She quit acting like Kate Gosselin quit her TLC show.

  13. Taylor Momsen Flashing Concert
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    you’re not 16 and that is NOT Doug Hutchison. so knock it off.

  14. Soon you’ll be Charlie Sheen’s goddess.

  15. Venom

    Fuck you Taylor Momsen.
    You teased us and when you turned 18 we finally expected nudity and a sex tape, and instead we got nothing.

  16. A.T.

    decent ass

  17. LJ

    I’ll watch the Taylor Momsen porno. I’ll pass when the Miley Cyrus one hits the stands.

  18. Cock Dr

    She is a hot mess. Please let her leak a sex tape sooner rather than later.
    Later will be too late for her kind of jailbait giraffe looks.

  19. Taylor Momsen Flashing Concert
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    If she didn’t try so hard to be dark and edgy and just washed her face and put on jeans and a tee, she would be absolutely smokin. But alas, she is just a hot mess.

  20. The Brown Streak

    I’ll settle for just a catfight between Momsen and Meester…make it happen, Fish…

  21. Taylor Momsen Flashing Concert
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  22. truth.org

    First pic I ever wanted to molest her in.. Nice asz

  23. Indifferent bass player is indifferent.

  24. I bet her poop hole could produce diamonds.

  25. Obvious Troll

    She’s 18 now? Oh well…who is America’s next hot piece of jailbait ass. Please stand up!

  26. Polk

    I’d tear up that hot, tight ass.

  27. kanyeisgayfish

    Fish I think you listen to too much Kanye. This damn girl can sing and looks fvcking hot .So therefore I think you are full of shit or gay or both on this one.

  28. Taylor Momsen Flashing Concert
    The Listener
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    It looks like she’s trying to poop on stage.

  29. Nate

    So she’s not going to do porn? aauuuugghhh! this is bullshit!

  30. duder

    She turned 18? Shit. Thank the good lord for Thylane Lena-Rose Blondeau. One door closes….

  31. Gigos

    I hope by quitting acting she doesn’t rule out the idea of doing porn, because I need to see that shit.

  32. Taylor Momsen Flashing Concert
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    LOVE the skirt girlfriend!

  33. Taylor Momsen Flashing Concert
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    When did Tara Reid get all gothy? I thought she was busy gloating on Twitter about how she married some one night stand while they were wasted in Greece.

  34. Taylor Momsen Flashing Concert
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    yea that dress is cute

  35. forrest gump

    “How” in a name?

  36. Taylor Momsen Flashing Concert
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    White girls age so quickly. Blech!

  37. Taylor Momsen Flashing Concert
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    She is still acting like a whore.

  38. Lioness

    This girl is so silly! She is a stupid little teenager, going through an identity crisis! I think she watched Runaways to many times. It just seems like she’s trying to hard and in a few years, or less, she will probably morph into another personality. Yeah she should have stuck with acting, she seems like quite the CHARACTER!

  39. Oh no, where can Hollywood find another young, thin blonde with an over-inflated ego? *studio exec throws rock* Crisis averted.

  40. noooooooo

    Hard for her to quit acting when she was never able to do it in the first place. Unless she calls living the role of Cousin It with raccoon eyes acting, in which case I think it’s still lacking.

  41. Stefanie.

    spotted: untalented crack whore and wannabe attention whore Taylor Momsen found dread inside a New York City dumpster.

  42. Taylor Momsen Flashing Concert
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    I can’t wait until she takes up acting again…. in porn that is!

  43. Donkeylicks

    Oh good, I just new that Jon Gosselin would eventually find work again.

  44. Taylor Momsen Flashing Concert
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    band fans are better, tours are better, GG is kindergarten

  45. Pedro

    I soulhd watch bachelor pad just so I can see what all the awkward and funny moments are! I’ve actually wanted to try those skinny cow desserts they look good!

  46. Tarxan

    So what are your geinelidus exactly for the 50 women you expect to lay?Are you going to sleep with any woman who looks decent including chubby chicks and cougars?

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