A while back, reports circulated that Taylor Momsen was kicked off Gossip Girl, but then she wasn’t, and then it was her character is slowly being written off, so of course here’s Taylor telling ELLE she quit acting altogether to pursue music like she had a choice:
ELLE: And any acting projects planned?
TM: I quit acting, actually. I quit Gossip Girl and now tour and am in a band and that’s pretty much all I want to do. Hopefully I’ll be able to only do that for the rest of my life.
What’s awesome is Taylor Momsen is so far up her eyeshadow-rimmed anus, she can’t even realize 99.9% of her appeal was being a 17-year-old girl trying to act dark and edgy by copying Suicide Girls. Now that she’s 18, she might as well be dead like Miley Cyrus has been for the past nine months. — What’s that? Still alive? Ahahaha! You.
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ALL BOW TO MY GREATNESS
Name jacking, wow, you are fucking lame.
What are you 15?
Of course you are.
Pathetic. Grow up.
I’m going to give you this little moment because aside from your Pop Tarts not burning in Mom’s toaster, this is the high point of your day,
You’re way off, Eric. Scraping my own feces off my partner’s schlong with my teeth is much more exciting.
o gawd venom,
what are you in grade 3?
soooooooo lame
pop tarts that have been cooking in my partner’s anus on the other hand, wooo wee!! Aint burnt or nuthin, now thats college stuff that is….
ok
I’d love to know what her band actually think of her.
They probably hate themselves for having to overshadowed by a slutty teenage racoon and couldn’t be in a real band.
I’m willing to bet it’s not what they pictured when they were rocking out in their parent’s garage, lo those many years ago. But hey – musicians gotta eat, too.
He’s thinking “don’t hit her with the guitar, don’t hit her with the guitar . . . it could hurt the guitar”.
The stage crew, at least, loves her. Whenever they need a piece of electrical tape, they can just pull one off of her ass.
NOOOOO! taylor needs to reconsider. what would’ve happened if deniro or bette davis, streep or hoffman decided to give up at the tender age of 18? a true tragedy indeed. oh well, go fuck yourself with your eye make-up you stinky nimrod.
Does that mean she’ll quit acting like a singer now too?
Ha! Kind of what I was thinking. She’s not giving up acting, she’s just going to play the same character for the rest of her life. But then again I sit in a cubicle and order aircraft parts so she seems to be doing alright from my perspective.
LMAO, good one!
just… get… naked……..
I’m with you.
By now I would have expected a full on spread eagle double fisting twat punch with a broom handle up her ass
Hey, hey… stay out of my head.
She’s 18 now? Shit I am so far behind the times.
Nice Ass, I’d hit it, if it wasn’t already occupied.
That zipper is conveniently placed for a quick visit from Mr. Frosty
Because it’s more fun to dry hump a bass player!
now all she has to do is become a Scientologist and she’ll be another Juliette lewis.
she is equal parts filth and disease.
Now that nobody even gives a fuck what she does now, she’s going to get increasingly desperate. Attention whores can only take it for so long.
I call she either starts fucking a 40 year old or gets some huge tattoo.
id like to see her fucking one specific 49 year old.. i’m in a band now, i need groupies too
I bet she ends up fucking a Marvel comics penciler.
hahahaha~ the ink man from Chasing Amy, he must be 40s by now
I’m saying ex-Image penciler.
I’m thinking Rob Liefield
maybe my old teacher Gene Colan. i think he’s a year ounger than Hef.
She quit acting like Kate Gosselin quit her TLC show.
you’re not 16 and that is NOT Doug Hutchison. so knock it off.
Soon you’ll be Charlie Sheen’s goddess.
Fuck you Taylor Momsen.
You teased us and when you turned 18 we finally expected nudity and a sex tape, and instead we got nothing.
she showed her piss flap on her 18th birthday–it’s on lazygirls.. it’s miley who put out shit for her 18th, and selena.. wtf even efron’s showing off his dick now
decent ass
I’ll watch the Taylor Momsen porno. I’ll pass when the Miley Cyrus one hits the stands.
Liar.
She is a hot mess. Please let her leak a sex tape sooner rather than later.
Later will be too late for her kind of jailbait giraffe looks.
If she didn’t try so hard to be dark and edgy and just washed her face and put on jeans and a tee, she would be absolutely smokin. But alas, she is just a hot mess.
I’ll settle for just a catfight between Momsen and Meester…make it happen, Fish…
FAP FAP FAP
First pic I ever wanted to molest her in.. Nice asz
Lies.
Indifferent bass player is indifferent.
I bet her poop hole could produce diamonds.
She’s 18 now? Oh well…who is America’s next hot piece of jailbait ass. Please stand up!
I’d tear up that hot, tight ass.
Fish I think you listen to too much Kanye. This damn girl can sing and looks fvcking hot .So therefore I think you are full of shit or gay or both on this one.
You’re calling Fish gay and you’re the one praising this poser twat? Holy shit, you’re an idiot. An idiot with bad taste no less!
Lol you think she can sing just like you think Kim Kardashian is a great role model or Khloe is a human.
She doesn’t sing. She squawks.
Hearing aids are called for KIGF!
It looks like she’s trying to poop on stage.
NOT ATTRACTIVE AT ALL
So she’s not going to do porn? aauuuugghhh! this is bullshit!
She turned 18? Shit. Thank the good lord for Thylane Lena-Rose Blondeau. One door closes….
I hope by quitting acting she doesn’t rule out the idea of doing porn, because I need to see that shit.
LOVE the skirt girlfriend!
When did Tara Reid get all gothy? I thought she was busy gloating on Twitter about how she married some one night stand while they were wasted in Greece.
yea that dress is cute
“How” in a name?
…….SHE CAN’T ACT HONESTLY SINCE THE DAY SHE WAS BORN, folks!!
White girls age so quickly. Blech!
She is still acting like a whore.
thats where she got the dress!
http://www.misencage.com/en/lingerie/dessous—dessus/298-angela-dress.html
This girl is so silly! She is a stupid little teenager, going through an identity crisis! I think she watched Runaways to many times. It just seems like she’s trying to hard and in a few years, or less, she will probably morph into another personality. Yeah she should have stuck with acting, she seems like quite the CHARACTER!
Oh no, where can Hollywood find another young, thin blonde with an over-inflated ego? *studio exec throws rock* Crisis averted.
Hard for her to quit acting when she was never able to do it in the first place. Unless she calls living the role of Cousin It with raccoon eyes acting, in which case I think it’s still lacking.
spotted: untalented crack whore and wannabe attention whore Taylor Momsen found dread inside a New York City dumpster.
I can’t wait until she takes up acting again…. in porn that is!
Oh good, I just new that Jon Gosselin would eventually find work again.
band fans are better, tours are better, GG is kindergarten
I soulhd watch bachelor pad just so I can see what all the awkward and funny moments are! I’ve actually wanted to try those skinny cow desserts they look good!
So what are your geinelidus exactly for the 50 women you expect to lay?Are you going to sleep with any woman who looks decent including chubby chicks and cougars?