Taylor Momsen Opened For Guns N’ Roses

November 28th, 2011 // 93 Comments

Apparently Guns N’ Roses is touring again (?) with Taylor Momsen‘s band The Pretty Reckless as the opening act, and I can’t tell who that’s a bigger insult to. Axl Rose for being reduced to touring with Cindy Lou Who and Her I Hate Daddy Orchestra, or Taylor Momsen for having to open for a guy who’s essentially homeless and wears corn rows. Seriously, she probably asked him how much he’s getting paid for this gig, and he responded by calling her Stephanie and punching her face. Which was an honest answer except he left out the part about a sandwich. He also gets a sandwich.

Photos: Splash News


  1. Taylor Momsen Cleavage Lingerie Guns N Roses
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    Implants, weight gain, or both?

    • EmmaWatson's Vagina

      looks like both.

    • lillaliket

      don’t think she has implants, she just has these weirdly soft boobs that are really easy to push up, i’ve seen it in other pictures too. she does seem to have gained though, that midsection is kinda wide

  2. Axl Rose Guns N Roses
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    Almost the whole lineup for GnR too. I can see the conversation now “Hey Slash it’s Axl. we’re getting the whole band back together for a tour, you in? We’re touring with Taylor Momsen dude! …Slash? slash? hello?”

  3. Taylor Momsen Cleavage Lingerie Guns N Roses
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    Boobs are looking good :)

  4. peanut

    i wonder if guns n’ roses went train on momsen…i’d enjoy doing that with her

    • EmmaWatson's Vagina

      that depends on her. she has a pretty good voice and she is somewhat talented. so they usually can leave that alone.

      I would totally wreck her.

      • Frank Burns

        It sounds more like you would ask her for her signature on your copies of her music CDs, and then shyly ask her to go to the new Twilight movie with you

  5. timmy the dying boy

    This will be the hottest ticket of the year.

  6. occam's boner

    Don’t feel bad for Axhole. He is a colossal fuck-up, but has not lost sight of the old axiom about fools and their money.

  7. Taylor Momsen Cleavage Lingerie Guns N Roses
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    I wonder if Axl will dedicate “Welcome to the Jungle” to Taylors vagina?

  8. Axl Rose Guns N Roses
    rough tested, mother (dis) approve
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    Wow look who supports BTHSM. Its fine youre still a draw AXL.

  9. Frank Burns

    Opened what, their zippers or their unemployment check envelopes?

  10. skunk

    nice fuckin tits

  11. rough tested, mother (dis) approve

    Can we keep this as a family website please?

  12. Taylor Momsen Cleavage Lingerie Guns N Roses
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    “You guys better get fired up, or else the first three rows are GONNA GET DIRTY!”

  13. Johnny P!

    Q: If the old, rusty, ready to be put out of service “Wanting To Be Relevant Again” bus travels at 60 mph, and the brand new sexed-up but really a low-budget “Hoping to Become Relevant” bus travels at 60 mph and they both crash head-on, who are the victims?
    A: The Passengers, of course.

  14. Taylor Momsen Cleavage Lingerie Guns N Roses
    Hugh Jorgan
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    Pretty sure I know what she opened for GNR.

  15. She’ll always be Cindy Lou Who to me, only now with nice tits.

    • D-chi

      I’m so sad to see that this is who Cindy Lou grew up to be.

      • Why? She’s apparently making a good living, she travels a lot, and she looks smashing. Does that make you sad because you don’t have what it takes to do it too? Jealousy maybe? Or are you just a Bible-thumping mouth-breather from the Deep South?

      • Kellie

        Why do people always go back to the Bible Thumper from the Deep South? Even people in Southern California can recognize that exposing your tits and just in general acting like an entitled diva bitch just because you have a “band” isn’t the best attitude. I’m not sad this is who she is, because I don’t care about Taylor Momsen, she can do what she wants, but she’s an attention whore, and there are enough of those. Nice boobs though.

  16. LJ

    A E-List teen rock band opening for a D-List 50 year old “Hard Rocker”. Sounds like a good match.

  17. Taylor Momsen Cleavage Lingerie Guns N Roses
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    There’s always going to be some gay guy pointing at a chick’s shoes.

  18. Axl Rose Guns N Roses
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    There really is no law that says you must wear every fucking thing in your suitcase.

  19. Anything she sings HAS to be better than Chinese Democracy. It took me longer to illegally download Chinese Democracy than it did to delete it.

  20. Michael

    I heard some of the music from Pretty Wreckless on SIRIUS Octane. Holy Christ… it’s actually not that bad! I may have to listen again for a second opinion.

    • Frank Burns

      Anything to distract you from your horrible, horrible job of going around to website forums and planting music promotion comments, right?

  21. Taylor Momsen Cleavage Lingerie Guns N Roses
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    Is Camden still the murder capitol of the US?

  22. Axl Rose Guns N Roses
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    electric douchehammer with cumcatcher uppers and a penchant for buggery

  23. Deacon Jones

    When can I officially say I would throw her legs over my shoulders and do bouncing cock-pushups on her, repeatedly saying “Who’s a bad girl? Who’s a bad girl!!!” with each thrust?

    • You could have said it since July, but I kinda wish you never had.

      • Depending on where you live you probably could have said it much earlier. The most common age of consent in the States is 16.

      • Artofwar

        ….True— However, not so true if you are a couple of decades older than the ripened cunty-peach of whom’s juice runs down the sides of your cheeks like mother’s first milk.

        For better or for worse—in any state, the law still tends to frown on a 52 year old horny stiffened cock, hollowing-out a hornier and even more willing wet 16 year old twatling….Artofwar

      • Deacon Jones

        Well it’s a good thing I’m not 52, game on!

    • Yeah, just ask What’s-his-nuts that’s married to Courtney Stodden.

      • Artofwar

        ….Think parental consent—not sixteen year old consent. There is a deference. For the dimwitted amongst you (cough cough)….Artofwar

  24. Richard McBeef

    I hope Axl Rose took a fistful of viagra, bent that raccooned bitch over, and just turned it to wreckage while belting out ‘welcome to the jungle’. Is anybody else turned on right now?

  25. For a minute I thought she was playing with her side project Titty Bang.

  26. cc

    I’d be happy to open her wide, shunt her clitoral hood and give her a tongue thrashing. Was that too graphic?

  27. Taylor Momsen Cleavage Lingerie Guns N Roses
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    Best picture of her. Ever.

  28. Taylor Momsen Cleavage Lingerie Guns N Roses
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    put ‘cher right foot in
    take yer right foot out
    put ‘cher right foot in
    and shake it all about

  29. Moke

    Who hasn’t she opened for?

  30. mikeybot

    I think they’ve had different acts opening each date of the tour(according to unofficial gnr site heretodaygonetohell.com. Yes, catchy easy to remember site).
    Was at that show, but didn’t get there until almost 10:45 thanks to Axl being predictably late–they went on at 11. While it felt a little too clean and choreographed, it was a pretty good show and he sounded about as good as he has in the past–considering from live shows I’ve seen on youtube, etc he’s never sounded like the studio Axl.

  31. Maximilian

    Yum,Yum… She’s in her prime,it’s all downhill from here..

  32. Taylor Momsen Cleavage Lingerie Guns N Roses
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    Are we legally allowed to masturbate to her yet? I lost track.

  33. GNR

    I actually saw them live this past week, and Taylor has an amazing voice. Guns N’ Roses – though not the original – was still absolutely fantastic. Don’t hate.

  34. …and my pants just opened for Taylor Momsen.

  35. Slash

    I will pay to see that line up for sure. Anyone does not think the new GNR can’t rock then you are musically a retard. Taylor can sing and she is HOTTER THAN GEORGIA ASPHALT.

  36. Taylor Momsen Cleavage Lingerie Guns N Roses
    Frugal Gourmet
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    Pic 1 is better

  37. Mike

    Taylor Momsen can sing. Taylor Swift cannot sing. GNR still rocks.

  38. Axl Rose Guns N Roses
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    The face you make when you aren’t 100% sure the Depends are going to work.

  39. Taylor Momsen Cleavage Lingerie Guns N Roses
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    The less talent you have ….

  40. Taylor Momsen Cleavage Lingerie Guns N Roses
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    Wonder if she gets long blonde pubic hair extensions too.

  41. Axl Rose Guns N Roses
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    Axl, as part of a Public Service Program, demonstrates proper self-administered Prostate Examination technique to the audience.

  42. Venom

    I need to fuck this….

  43. Arzach

    I was missing the dirty girl, now she’s legal so she can show her tits more often.
    Naked would be good.

  44. Brooke

    I saw Axl Rose and the Guns (because that ‘s really what it is) last year and it was a good show. Axl even started the show right on time! There was no opening act, though. Axl has never been a great singer, but he can write some good music. I love “Better”…

    I have never heard Taylor Momsen sing. If she’s good, I won’t make fun of that, but I’ll still have the image of a 16-year-old desperately trying to prove she’s a grown-up by flashing some tits on-stage…

  45. Taylor Momsen Cleavage Lingerie Guns N Roses
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    I can honestly say this is the first time I thought she looked good. I think she had them done if you ask me I like it.

    PS Your Scouted drop ad at the top is Fng annoying.

  46. brit

    She opened *what* for Guns and Roses?

  47. Axl Rose Guns N Roses
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    keep the shades on Horatio, the only thing dead here is your career.

  48. Taylor Momsen Cleavage Lingerie Guns N Roses
    Pedro Juan Diego
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    The Ministry of Silly Walks?

  49. Axl Rose Guns N Roses
    Rev. Leroy
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    Jonah Hex !!

  50. Axl Rose Guns N Roses
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    This pic is depressing me, he use to be the guy
    I actually ” wanted ” to give a blow job.

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