So Taylor Momsen’s Naked In This Video

Here’s raccoon exhibitionist Taylor Momsen reciting the lyrics from The Pretty Reckless song “Under The Water” while completely naked which I highly recommend watching if your idea of a sexy time is sitting through an amateur poetry slam about rape and/or Dina Lohan (I go back and forth.) just to see what it would look like if Christian Bale’s character from The Machinist had breasts. On that note, any erections will be considered pre-crime evidence for the future serial murder of eighteen families in suburban Ohio. The pre-cogs are never wrong. *watches ball with own name on it pop up* And by never I mean all the time because they’re crack babies. That’s in the movie.