Taylor Momsen Loves Her What Now?

Because Taylor Momsen’s people apparently looked at the Miley Cyrus playbook and went, “Hmm. Needs more dildo,” this conversation happened in the latest issue of Disorder. Via Amy Grindhouse:

“Momsen does swear like a trooper,” interviewer Taylor Glasby writes. “She also grins when asked if she’s single, and replies that she is, that she’s not into guys, waits a beat, then adds she’s not gay but just bored of men and her best friend is her vibrator.”

Already bored with men and can only be satisfied by a foot of hard rubber – AT 16. Except I don’t know why I’m acting so surprised considering I just described every chick I was ever with in high school. “Girls have orgasms, too,” they used to say. Ha! Could you imagine such a thing?

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