Taylor Momsen Loves Her What Now?

July 19th, 2010 // 63 Comments

Because Taylor Momsen‘s people apparently looked at the Miley Cyrus playbook and went, “Hmm. Needs more dildo,” this conversation happened in the latest issue of Disorder. Via Amy Grindhouse:

“Momsen does swear like a trooper,” interviewer Taylor Glasby writes. “She also grins when asked if she’s single, and replies that she is, that she’s not into guys, waits a beat, then adds she’s not gay but just bored of men and her best friend is her vibrator.”

Already bored with men and can only be satisfied by a foot of hard rubber – AT 16. Except I don’t know why I’m acting so surprised considering I just described every chick I was ever with in high school. “Girls have orgasms, too,” they used to say. Ha! Could you imagine such a thing?

Photos: Splash News


  1. Que

    Que perade o ridiculous whores.

    • dare to be ROUGH

      Why doesn’t she parlez this into a live webcam session with her “best friend” during the late night hours. Celebrities have got to start thinking ahead. Look what happen to X-tina aquelira or what ever her name is…

  2. Anonymous

    Sweet! So when you tell her to go f*ck herself…she actually does.

  3. king gibson


    • Me

      I don’t know who this whore is, but by the looks of her, I assume she is some kind of Courtney Love wannabe. If so, she looks to have a promising future… with drugs, alcohol, abortions, rehab, jail, prostitution, and overall trainwreck behavior.

  4. Jakester

    what 16 year old doesn’t lover masturbating?

  5. eatme

    o wow, how controversial she is. i know so little about her and already i can’t stand her. 16 year old girls are always so ‘mature’.

  6. Rush

    fucking sick – it’s time to draw a line between kiddos and adults at, oh, let’s say 18 years of age. i wish i could ‘select all’ and ‘delete’ that from my brain.

    • Ryan

      Depending on where you live, 16/17 is legal, too.

      • Lady Blah Blah

        Ryan’s right. 16′s legal in KY, for example.

      • Richard McBeef

        Kentucky, huh? The car is packed and I’m leaving in 10 minutes.

      • The Law

        No, 16 is not “legal” in KY, “for example”.

        You guys are bigger idiots than her.

        16 is the age of consent in some states. Some have it set at 14. The age of consent is the age at which a child, yes, a CHILD, can give consent for sex. That means that you, Ryan and Lady Blah Blah won’t get arrested for Statutory Rape.
        BUT, you will get arrested for Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor (that’s right, they’re still minors until 18 in those states), Endangering the Welfare of a Child or Deviate Sexual Intercourse.

      • Richard McBeef

        *turns car around*

    • some 15yr old boy that taylor won't bang

      16 is legal in england

    • Lady Blah Blah

      To “The Law”: A few years ago a male high school teacher was arrested in KY for having sex with a 17 year old female student. But when it came out that the sex she had with him at his home was consensual, the only charges that was filed against him was that he provided a minor with liquor. Why don’t you run for governor of KY or US Attorney General, know it all asshole?

    • absinthe

      14 is legal in Holland

  7. Taylor Momsen
    bi chick
    Commented on this photo:

    Her leg looks a little bit like a giraffe in pic 4. Still cute, though. I wouldn’t mind showing her that if she’s bored with guys but not gay, what she really needs is…wait, she’s 16? Nevermind. Gotta-go.

  8. stinky mcpoop

    The best part about this picture is the invisible pantyhose she’s got hardware installed to hold up.

  9. dude

    i think she’s pretty damn fucking hot

  10. Taylor Momsen
    Commented on this photo:

    how old is this twat?

  11. Nice shot of her panties. Where are all the up tight ass hole claiming this is child porn?

  12. Courtney Love copycat. Will be pitching her used tampons out at her band’s meager audiences before ya know it. Ready the cameras.

  13. Just when I thought I couldn’t love Taylor Momsen any more she goes and says this.

  14. juano

    Umm, who is she and why should we care?

    And frankly, given these photos, she probably needs the self stimulation, because she ain’t particularly attractive.

  15. Angela

    She’s gonna be the 50 year old nobody who misses the childhood she gave up. Even though, I think she is pretty good actress on Gossip Girl.

  16. Lady Blah Blah

    Saw her in an interview and she struck me as being intelligent and I got the impression – which could be wrong – that her “act” as lead singer of her band is just that, an “act,” and that she’s fully aware of it being an act and is not in any way comparable to Courtney Love, who is not acting when she appears to be FUBAR. Also think MS Momsen is very attractive (and Taylor, please don’t mutilate your pretty self with plastic surgery and botox, etc.!!!).

  17. Taylor Momsen
    Commented on this photo:

    If this girl wasn’t a singer her parents would be in jail. Put some clothes on this girl for fuck’s sake.

  18. testington

    If she has parents they should be put in jail.

    The sad thing is she’s not a bad actress, she was good in Paranoid Park and on Gossip Girl she is definetly better than just about any of them besides Leighton Meester

  19. Taylor Momsen's Vibrator

    I hit that!

  20. Taylor Momsen
    Commented on this photo:

    Waiting for the sex tape

  21. Ben Dover

    The girl is hotter than Georgia asphalt and she can sing her fine ass off. What is not to like.

  22. Anon

    With that attitude men should be glad.
    Doesn’t say much for a young girl that can only get off with a mechanical device.
    She should see the doctor.

  23. Taylor Momsen
    Mike Nike
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s no great loss that she isn’t into guys. Shes really not attractive at all.

  24. Pillow

    Looks like a hooker version of avril lavigne.

  25. Covert Koala

    What kind of interview is that? A real interviewer takes you deeper inside the story. What kind/brand/size vibrator does she use? What does she recommend to other women? Where did she purchase it?

  26. Taylor Momsen
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  27. me

    When will people learn that a Vibrator is plastic and has a motor. A dildo is rubber and doesn’t vibrate. The terms aren’t interchangeable.

  28. allahatchu

    I like how its perfectly acceptable for a 16 year old boy to masturbate, but sick and disgusting that a 16 year old girl masturbates. I also like how masturbating is considered “whore” behavior, as if pleasuring yourself is comparable to having sex with multiple people. I just like you guys so much.

  29. Jose


    It’s not so much about how ‘acceptable’ masturbation is as much as publicly announcing it in a magazine. She mentions she’s ‘bored of men’ (so how many cocks has she had already?) and she also owns/advertises that she owns a vibe at 16.

    Whore is a pretty safe word to use here.

    if a 16 year old dude came out in a magazine and said he loved his Fleshlight I guarantee he’d be getting way less positive press than this girl. Hell, that’s a heart-throb killer right there.

  30. Taylor Momsen
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  31. captain america

    she must love to fool people?

  32. rachel

    she is such a tramp.

  33. Kira

    blatant play to try to turn on men.

    @koala, which explains the lack of detail.

  34. Just A Horny Dude

    She is a piece of trash, and will be used and abused by men her entire life. Which is apparently what she wants. She’ll be so worn out (and diseased) by the time she is 30. I’d like to get a piece of her now!

  35. Taylor Momsen
    Commented on this photo:

    Who is she and why should we care?

  36. disturbed

    at sixteen i was still giggling at sex. she is the next Courtney Love

  37. Brooke

    I know plenty of girls who own vibrators and most bought them when they were 18, but IN high school girls who claimed they had vibrators were usually just attention whores, or used their cell phones or electric tooth brushes or something ridiculous and semi-home made. In high school we were all “OMG you own one? You’re so bad! Tee hee!” but if I met a girl that young trying to brag about her vibrator, I think she’d be surprised to know that that only impresses other 16-year-olds. This girl is real classy, though, to be sharing that information (true or not) with the public.

  38. marie

    Ofcourse 16 yr old girls like masterbating or having sex, but she shouldnt have mentioned it in an interview :S

  39. Taylor Momsen
    Taylors Wet Pussy
    Commented on this photo:

    Hose runter, Schamlippen weit aufziehen und dann die Fotze heftig lecken und ficken, dann das enge Arschloch mit dem harten Schwanz durchstossen und ihr die Rosette blutig reiten während sich die Hände in ihren dicken Titten vergraben um sie auszumelken vom Geilsaft !
    I like to fuck Taylor in the stinky asshole while I think her pussy is too tight lol^^

  40. Taylor Momsen
    Commented on this photo:

    taylor is gay, btw, shes not rock!

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