Just when you think Miley Cyrus has pushed the boundaries of institutionalized jalbait, Taylor Momsen shows up to remind everybody that someone younger than you is always waiting in the wings to show you up. (I’m watching you, Just Jared Jr. — Not like that!) On that note, here’s a girl who’s only claim to fame is being on Gossip Girl, and okay, growing tired of sex at age 16, yet she’s acting like the cover of Revolver is cool, “but it’s no Kerrang! I guess.” As if she knows any better. Just smile, hold the guns in your underwear and if anyone asks, you said you were a sophomore English major. Or better yet, a grad student. Is prison scary?