Just when you think Miley Cyrus has pushed the boundaries of institutionalized jalbait, Taylor Momsen shows up to remind everybody that someone younger than you is always waiting in the wings to show you up. (I’m watching you, Just Jared Jr. — Not like that!) On that note, here’s a girl who’s only claim to fame is being on Gossip Girl, and okay, growing tired of sex at age 16, yet she’s acting like the cover of Revolver is cool, “but it’s no Kerrang! I guess.” As if she knows any better. Just smile, hold the guns in your underwear and if anyone asks, you said you were a sophomore English major. Or better yet, a grad student. Is prison scary?
Photo: Revolver
Dr. Diddy: Let me explain something to you, all right? We got to get her half-naked and put her up front center stage. That’s gonna make you all billionaires, because America loves hot white jailbait ass.
Peter Griffin: Wait a minute… that’s the smartest thing I’ve ever heard anyone say about anything.
You’re going to listen to Dr. Diddy? He’s not even a real doctor, he’s a fucking optometrist!
This girl is hot…tall and thin, has that look like a lot of models….and Christina Hendricks is hot too…..a “curvy girl” as they say now….gigantic tits and big round ass…..why do you have to pick one or the other?…….I can appreciate both……and as for Taylor….I don’t care if people consider her just a rich bitch, or a poser, whatever, etc…..her band’s music is actually good….deal with it….
I’d like to think she’s was laughing at us all, but she ain’t. It’s a disturbingly unattractive cover. She’s so plain and boring and the clothes, make-up, hair, guns and Pretty Feckless don’t change that. . I’ve seen Gossip Girl and she’s a nothing with little talent and no charisma (and that’s saying something because it’s not a cast stacked with talent).
i would soak her undies with my tongue.
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AHAHA! That is correct, yes.
haha classic.
Her legs kinda look like when skinny trannies put stockings on. I double dog dare you to look at her legs and not imagine them being a dude’s.
Damn her parents make Dina Lohan look like Dr. bloody Spock.
Get your kids skinny ass in some clothes (not just underwear), yank those ugly extensions out & wash that crap off her face
She’s SIXTEEN, fuckin parent your kid!!!
Taylor Michel Momsen Born July 26, 1993 (1993-07-26) (age 17)
Oh she seventeen??? Then it’s ok to have your teen kid on the cover of a magazine with a pile of crap on her face while in lingerie. Excellent parenting! Where do I send the Parent of the Year trophy?
BRIDE OF CHUCKY!!!!!!
Unless this girl is fucking amazing at the mic, I don’t see what’s so great about her. She might actually be skinnier and more annoying than Avril Lavigne. That’s impressive, and though I’ve never heard this brat’s music, I’m starting to really hate her. I’m also pretty annoyed with the editor of this magazine who thought “Sex sells, sex sells… 16-year-old girl!” If she were an adult, I’d suggest she eat more sandwiches before she strip down like that, but I guess pedophiles like ‘em small and fragile, right? Plow away, boys.
Dumbass, pedophiles are into children, they are not interested in teens!
Oh look it’s Taylor “Try Hard” Momsen trying hard to be sexy and shocking again, this bitch is sad and pathetic and normally I love hot girls in black tights and lingerie, not lame talentless fugs in black tights and lingerie…she makes me sick.
It’s the hair. Trust me on this one.
I like her.
She’s got charisma.
She is a supermodel body, but Jesus was a girl to wait until your children show adult everything.Get clothes skinny ass.
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