Turns out Taylor Momsen‘s performance at Don Hill’s in New York wasn’t the first time she flashed an audience her underage breasts. She did it just three days earlier at the Bovine Sex Club in Toronto, also with X’s electrical-taped over her nipples. So apparently this is part of her act, and if that’s not bad enough, her mom is physically there the entire time, cheering this shit on. Hollywood Life reports:
[W]e can now also reveal that Taylor’s mom, Colette Momsen was also in attendance! Not only did Taylor don stripper heels, and a necklace that read “Slave,” at the PAPER Magazine & Express Celebrate “Rock The Sidewalk” event, her mom seemed to be totally fine with her 17-year-old daughter’s performance!
You know what I love most about this job? There will always be parents willing to feed their kids to the Hollywood machine so they don’t have to get real jobs. Seriously, if this isn’t the Dina/Lindsay Lohan dynamic repeating itself, who cares? There’s eight Gosselin kids waiting in the wings and statistically one of them has to grow up to be a porn star turned serial killer. Not to mention Noah Cyrus should Miley suddenly realize she’s on a direct path to Kentucky Fried Chicken and a conservatorship. It’s literally impossible for me to run out of work. Does Snooki have a uterus? I rest my case.
Actually, that’s a bad example. Ewoks might lay eggs. I meant, the other one. With the dude face.