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- Brad Pitt is about to give you the most confusing erection of your life. [Dlisted]
- Girls found in Mitt Romney‘s ‘Bodyguard Candidates’ binder. [theCHIVE]
- Gwyneth Paltrow is in charge of all the blood diamonds now is how I read this. [Lainey Gossip]
- Which brings me right to Glenn Beck‘s $130.00 jeans, proving this wonderful free market of ours totally creates a competitive environment for American-made products. Wait. [BuzzFeed]
- Emma Watson: You’re doing it wrong. [Popoholic]
- This guy somehow didn’t get maced, beaten, or arrested while using Taylor Swift‘s lyrics to pick up women in the most creepily stalkerish way possible. Kudos, sir. [TooFab]
- Priscilla Caripan knows her way around the backseat. That’s innuendo for she’s a whore who will have sex with you in an automobile. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Steven Seagal‘s path to martial arts glory began with a dishwasher at The Wagon Wheel. [FilmDrunk]
- Imogen Thomas in a bikini, also pregnant, though that’s not stopping you. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- R. Kelly just gave us all a real reason to be thankful this year. [HuffPost Entertainment]
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Frankly I don’t give a fuck. Her music makes my ears bleed blood,and her clothes make my eyes bleed blood. So please go away for now as I need blood infusions. Thanks
“Haha- nice ‘ass’.”
Wow, Taylor Momsen has really bad posture.
She’s so punk rock, I almost thought it was Avril Lavigne.
She has the most awkward body. Does anyone actually buy her music?
So how old do you have to be before you are forced to abandon the ‘insolent teenager’ look?
She’s like a normal, non-fat Lady Gaga
Is that Kloe Kard. stalking her in the background. And maybe Justin Beiber peeking out from behind her. Do all these celebs travel in packs?
Stale.
She’s trying to be what Kurt Cobain was ashamed of having become: a cliché.
PS. And before you little kids freak out, let me remind you that I was listening to Nirvana in the late ’80s, long before the band became famous and your mom and dad first met.
so good to know you were listening to shitty music even back then
So says a guy who masturbates to Kanye West’s music.
im not even a dude and i fucking hate kanye fuck
Ah, so you’re a Belieber.
That or you listen to Taylor Swift since you hate Kanye.
Same different.
Oh wow you are so underground and cool, excuse me while I take my clothes off. Stop being a pretentious hipster, no one cares.
Pretentious hipster? You’re clearly not very old or mature if you think that relatively new label is offensive to someone who’s old enough to remember when popular music wasn’t auto-tune BS.
She’s pretty cute when she doesn’t roll her face around on a black ink pad.
I hate this bitch so much that I would not fuck her just because she would expect me to want to fuck her. I would jerk on into my dirty sock first. Fortunately, this battle will never have to be waged.
Ok, boys, now remember, don’t cross the streams!
Still looks like a junk yard racoon.