Taylor Momsen Looks Different With Clothes On And Other News

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- Brad Pitt is about to give you the most confusing erection of your life. [Dlisted]

- Girls found in Mitt Romney’s ‘Bodyguard Candidates’ binder. [theCHIVE]

- Gwyneth Paltrow is in charge of all the blood diamonds now is how I read this. [Lainey Gossip]

- Which brings me right to Glenn Beck’s $130.00 jeans, proving this wonderful free market of ours totally creates a competitive environment for American-made products. Wait. [BuzzFeed]

- Emma Watson: You’re doing it wrong. [Popoholic]

- This guy somehow didn’t get maced, beaten, or arrested while using Taylor Swift’s lyrics to pick up women in the most creepily stalkerish way possible. Kudos, sir. [TooFab]

- Priscilla Caripan knows her way around the backseat. That’s innuendo for she’s a whore who will have sex with you in an automobile. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Steven Seagal’s path to martial arts glory began with a dishwasher at The Wagon Wheel. [FilmDrunk]

- Imogen Thomas in a bikini, also pregnant, though that’s not stopping you. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- R. Kelly just gave us all a real reason to be thankful this year. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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