Cindy Lou Who Has Satan In Her Or Something

Here’s Taylor Momsen in the new The Pretty Reckless video for “Going To Hell” which manages to combine both metal and all that vagina grabbing kids are into these days. Although, unlike Miley Cyrus, at least Taylor Momsen is touching herself in the context of the devil doing her. Which is light years ahead of Miley, and I say that with a completely straight face because faux masturbation should always tell a story. For example, my wanking motion is letting Photo Boy know that these words are useless because everyone’s watching Cindy Raccoon Lou writhe around a bunch of naked chicks. Every action must have a purpose, and every purpose… an action. (Fucking deep, right?) *resumes fake jerking it*