Taylor Momsen Goes ‘Full Frontal’ For All of Two Seconds And Other News

February 14th, 2014 // 37 Comments
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- Sex advice from the Duggars. Oh, good. [Dlisted]

- Things That Bounce Thursday is why we have an Internet. [theCHIVE]

- Steve Hirsch calls out Couples Therapy‘s Dr. Jenn. [Fishwrapper]

- Scientology minders followed John Travolta around for two years after his son died, and clearly they were men because he loved it. [The Frisky]

- Megan Fox shat out another kid and spiked it in front of Michael Bay. (Or none of that.) [tooFab]

- Why The Comcast-Time Warner Cable Merger You Hate Will Be Approved Anyway [BuzzFeed]

- Have I mentioned how hot Taylor Swift is even though she’s awful? [Popoholic]

- Selena Gomez needs to do jackshit. Besides never have sex with Justin Bieber again. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Candice Swanepoel topless, anyone? [Celebslam]

- I guess you can all what Ireland Baldwin‘s doing a “titty jiggle.” [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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  1. JC

    I’ll say it: I like Momsen’s voice, and the fact that she doesn’t run around with her tongue hanging out puts her way above Miley. However, it’s too bad that she’s decided her band should be Motley Crue Part 2, Now With Girl.

  2. cc

    Better than I expected…her body I mean.

  3. o'chunt

    I’d hit that. Repeatedly and with gusto.

  4. polk

    2:06 and again at 2:10, for all you pud spankers.

    Seems like a fun girl to drop some Mollly with and fuck.

  5. Great Body? GTFO! More like 1 second glimpse . Filmed virtually in the dark , shitty smoke, and massive black lines covering boobs and pussy area. Yes I saw a lot, no.

  6. balddickness

    I doubt its her

  7. I’d definitely like to go “way down below” with her. She’s a hottie. She should get fully naked, often.

  8. We’ve got to work on your definition of ‘full frontal.’

  9. brick

    She’s pretty; I just wish she was a tad more reckless!

    For some reason this made me to go to youtube to look at old Plasmatics vids.

  10. coljack

    This is an outrage! She’s practically naked! She has a big cross on her body, with an arrow pointing at her genitalia! This is shocking!

    (Look, if she doesn’t get the reaction she’s looking for, she’s liable to escalate to skull-raping kittens and baby seals. Do you want that on your conscience? Well, then…)

    It’s so in your face! Her aggressive sexuality scares me! I’m going to pra….

  11. mx3

    i think its hilarious this girl isnt getting any attention

  12. Mike

    Nice ass. I’ll give her that much.

  13. Mike

    But she looks like a trashier Ashley Benson.

  14. Jiminy Cryptic

    Got to give her credit for sticking to her guns and making her own music, however shitty it may be. She could easily have succumbed to the Machine and be churning out pop drivel right alongside Miley, Katy, and Taylor – perhaps someday she still will.

    • Your probably one of these losers who likes the pop & hip hop crap that’s out there. She has more talent in her one finger and a much better voice that all that you mentioned above.

      • I may be wrong because I’m not very well informed, plus I’m pretty fucked up in the head, but I think that’s what Jiminy Cryptic was saying. I believe I’ll go take my meds and sleep on it.

  15. That’s not her. She’s dancing, then a smash edit to “a” blond girl posing with face obscured, then edit back to Taylor covered up.

    I’m not buying it. And don’t eve get me started on that moon landing shit.

    • emma watson's vagina

      it looks like that. more likely they taped the flash scene separate from the regular video due to the kid in there. as it does look like her in the video. and she did do stuff similar to this.

  16. Slappy Magoo

    According to her management that symbol should be referred to as “The Artist Formerly Known As Meh…

    • brick

      If I was on facebook i’d give this comment a simple “like” but since I’m not I still feel I owe it something since it made me giggle…not sure I agree with it though since I’d “Meh” the shit out of her if given a chance.

    • She does have a knack for making ‘edgy’ come off as ‘blasé’ an awful lot.

  17. MZ MIZRY

    so wait- in the video she full frontal flashes little kids?

  18. C'mon Man

    So if Taylor flashes a room full of kids, it’s ok? However if a Boy Scout Leader does it, it’s bad? Damn Gina!

  19. Freebie

    If you can’t sing – flash for attention. Nothing but no talent flashers today. Once their bodies go south you’ll never hear of them again.

  20. emma watson's vagina

    ok first up. I would fuck her brains out.

    ok now on to the song. it is a bit like the old 80 metal bands. the style is old.so if it was 1986 it would probably be very popular.since I like that genre of music most likely I would probably buy the album even If she looked like Sarah Jessica Parker. and her getting half naked was probably the only way they could push it.

  21. The song was good. I like her voice. I’m so over her fake flashing. When she has the balls to do it for real, call me.

  22. dennis

    Dammit. How come the teacher at my Sunday school didn’t paint a cross on her nekkid body and flash the students?

    I’d probably still be attending church to this day.

  23. donkeylicks

    The artist formerly known as raccoon eyes.

  24. I think it’s her. I like her. I like her voice. If I were 40 years younger I’d be tempted to buy her album. Meanwhile, someone has to make it illegal for her to wear black tape across her body.

  25. lori

    Who the f*ck listens to that sh*tty music. My ears couldn’t take any more after 2 seconds of this crap.

  26. Jenn

    She’s got nothing full up there in the frontal area.

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