Congratulations, you’re Paris Hilton now.
Here’s a completely shit-hammered Taylor Momsen stumbling around London last night because nothing says dark and edgy like needing someone to rub your head before you vomit absinthe all over your Hot Topic boots. No, really, she’s entered an entirely original plane of existence never before seen by us square “conformists.”
“What’s this? Imbibing of alcohol? How entirely detached from the mainstream!” said absolutely no one.
Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News
As slutty as she tries to portray herself as, I would not be surprised if she was a virgin.
Wouldn’t that be the ultimate con?
Nigga, please.
drinking onesself into a blackout stupor in a foreign country does not lend itself to virginity. Even if she wanted to keep it.
Because foreigners are rapists, right?
I honestly wouldn’t be surprised either. She is trying so hard to be slutty, but we never really see her with any male companions…
@ McFeely
London is safe enough. She probably has a half dozen body guards there for this stunt.
Yeah, she’s the type of girl to wear “goth” rings and shit rather than get tattoo’s and irreversible shit (like Kat Von D) cuz she knows its an act. She’s nothing more than a spoiled little cunt.
She’s supposed to have problems? Her biggest problem is her imagination..
love this little “veal cutlet”. She might be a little skinny fat but I’d still love 3 or 4 minutes with her
Hoo boy.
This post isn’t really news, as Taylor never wears pants. At this point in the game we’re all unfortunately familiar with what she looks like in her underwear.
Get pics of her passed out naked in the gutter. THAT would be edgy.
thanks tay, not enuf uppies on these sites~ next time (late july) please dispense with the undies, those are for conformists
Now I am so so sorry that I threw my “Metal Hammer Golden God Awards” invite into the trash. Looks like fun times.
Yep, I can see the black electrical tape.
Is there something worng with me, or did anyone else get turned on by these pics? lol
That was a rhetorical question, nevermind.
Horton hears a Whore
What’s the definition of shame again?
She is a tasty little morsel…yum. But are we sure she’s drunk in these pix? Looks like she’s hammered on heroin to me…
On a side note, who is the hot brunette riding with her? She appears to be flashing cotton as well.
“Hammered on Heroin”
That should be an album name or something.
That was MC Hammer’s absolute worst album.
20 years from now – remember when you thought you were one of the goth kids…..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Now wipe your chin off hoe.
Yes, the makeup/clothing is such an ‘improvement’, Taylor.
http://dressaddict.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/taylor-momsen-in-2008.jpg
Oh wait, this is the day and age of Ke$ha and Courtney Love emulators …
She’s edgy like a beachball…
She appears to be the sort of young lady that might enjoy the company of that son of Nicholas Cage fellow
I’m dreadfully sorry , the chap is Weston Cage . I rather think they would make a lovely couple .
Dear Taylor,
You may occasionally want to walk places.
Love,
Your Flabby Thighs
Uh oh, London’s in trouble! Quick, Commissioner Momsen, flash the Ronson signal.
God talk about white trash
This. Is the moment of recognition of possible alcoholism.
shes 17 and has cellulite???? my wife is 33 and has no cellulite and her tits are more perkier…LOL.
iam using my wifes sign in,lol
i’d like to lick your wifes ass….
Try getting her to check your grammar next time as well.
Better still, let her comment and you STFU!
I been using yo wife’s holes so that a minor transgression Yo.
I’m not sure which is worse, (1) a woman claiming to be her husband to make some catty comment about cellulite a man would not make, or (2) some man admitting he is posting using his wife’s login.
How has she not gotten with Nic Cage’s son?
She’s too much woman for him, plus they would always be fighting over the mascara.
Yet, Demi Lovato was the one in treatment. I do think Demi would not be into cutting id Taylor gave her a battery operated boyfriend.
Girls…Touch yourself don’t cut yourself.
Cellulite and saggy pancake boobs at age 17. Wow, she’s really hot! Get your eyes checked, dirty old 40+ men! You’ve got really low standards!
No shit lol.
40 year old men realize a new Chevy with low miles beats a Mercedes with 20 years of miles on it any day of the week.
The erection in my pants agrees with Keith. Cue the 40+ year old divorced man haters.
Your 20 y/o Chevy needs to be recalled. Seems she’s nuts and has daddy issues. Not to mention the fact that you’re going to need a lot of Rogain and Viagra to keep up your stupid little charade. Meanwhile, that Mercedes is looking pretty good compared to you fools.
Gold digging and/or daddy issues are the only reasons younger women go for old 40+ farts such as yourself. They always wind up cheating with younger dudes who don’t put them to sleep waiting for ED meds to kick in.
Why do you post shit like this if your to much of a pussy to post the pictures
Did we really need 23 pics? She looks exactly the same no matter when or where they photograph her. Same lame clothes and makeup.
“Have you snapped a pic of my panties yet? Well, hurry up.”
She doesn’t look drunk to me…..
she doesn’t looks drunk. she looks like shes rolling
At least she had her cooter covered up.
nobody forced her to look, act & talk like a moron.
so don’t ask for simpathy!!
No worse than Lohan or any other attention seeking ho.
She really needs a haircut. Get rid of that dead straw! Wipe that shit off from off your eyes and put on some pants.
haters gonna hate
She’s got some big ass feet, I wonder if the big feet saying applies for females the same as males? If so shes got some over sized curtains.
“BRAINS!!!”
I’m seeing a remarkable similarity to Tara Reid in the main picture. Anyone else?
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As much as I despise her public persona (not for being slutty or trashy or anything, but for being so obviously calculated, constructed, and intentionally maintained as a “brand”), I really hate how gossip mags put the onus of crotch photos on the people getting out of cars. This sort of shot, kneeling and getting the camera at crotch level while someone gets out of a car, is barely above a camera or mirror placed under a toilet stall or under some bleachers. They might as well just follow people around with cameras at ankle level to get shots up their dresses. The story should be about “Creepy Voyeur Photographer gets Down Low to get a Shot up Taylor Momsen’s Skirt.”
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Who hasn’t seen her underwear?
God, she’s fugly! Is the Halloween earlier this year btw?
what AP said!
She don’t lie She don’t lie She don’t lie
Cocaine.
I’m sure that guys attend her concerts for the music, right?
The “Lolita Tour” continues …
lol looks like shes about to hurl…
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Did you say photo box as in suagilnr? Try 4 boxes and a plastic tub plus various photo albums! My life in pictures from 1978 2003, which is when I got my first digital camera.