Drunk Taylor Momsen: ‘Whoo! Look At My Underwear ‘Cause I’m So Misunderstood!’

June 14th, 2011 // 70 Comments

Congratulations, you’re Paris Hilton now.

Here’s a completely shit-hammered Taylor Momsen stumbling around London last night because nothing says dark and edgy like needing someone to rub your head before you vomit absinthe all over your Hot Topic boots. No, really, she’s entered an entirely original plane of existence never before seen by us square “conformists.”

“What’s this? Imbibing of alcohol? How entirely detached from the mainstream!” said absolutely no one.

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Venom

    As slutty as she tries to portray herself as, I would not be surprised if she was a virgin.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Hoo boy.
    This post isn’t really news, as Taylor never wears pants. At this point in the game we’re all unfortunately familiar with what she looks like in her underwear.
    Get pics of her passed out naked in the gutter. THAT would be edgy.

  3. thanks tay, not enuf uppies on these sites~ next time (late july) please dispense with the undies, those are for conformists

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Now I am so so sorry that I threw my “Metal Hammer Golden God Awards” invite into the trash. Looks like fun times.

  5. rican

    Yep, I can see the black electrical tape.

  6. Deacon Jones

    Is there something worng with me, or did anyone else get turned on by these pics? lol

    That was a rhetorical question, nevermind.

  7. sparkymcgee

    Horton hears a Whore

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    Hugh Jass
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s the definition of shame again?

  9. vitobonespur

    She is a tasty little morsel…yum. But are we sure she’s drunk in these pix? Looks like she’s hammered on heroin to me…

    On a side note, who is the hot brunette riding with her? She appears to be flashing cotton as well.

  10. Ron Mexico

    20 years from now – remember when you thought you were one of the goth kids…..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Now wipe your chin off hoe.

  11. Yes, the makeup/clothing is such an ‘improvement’, Taylor.

    http://dressaddict.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/taylor-momsen-in-2008.jpg

    Oh wait, this is the day and age of Ke$ha and Courtney Love emulators …

  12. She’s edgy like a beachball…

  13. Basil Pemberton, Esq.

    She appears to be the sort of young lady that might enjoy the company of that son of Nicholas Cage fellow

    • Basil Pemberton, Esq.

      I’m dreadfully sorry , the chap is Weston Cage . I rather think they would make a lovely couple .

  14. JC

    Dear Taylor,

    You may occasionally want to walk places.

    Love,
    Your Flabby Thighs

  15. Uh oh, London’s in trouble! Quick, Commissioner Momsen, flash the Ronson signal.

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    joe
    Commented on this photo:

    God talk about white trash

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    Doll's Eyes
    Commented on this photo:

    This. Is the moment of recognition of possible alcoholism.

  18. lea

    shes 17 and has cellulite???? my wife is 33 and has no cellulite and her tits are more perkier…LOL.

  19. Alex

    How has she not gotten with Nic Cage’s son?

  20. Gary B

    Yet, Demi Lovato was the one in treatment. I do think Demi would not be into cutting id Taylor gave her a battery operated boyfriend.

    Girls…Touch yourself don’t cut yourself.

  21. snarky_pup

    Cellulite and saggy pancake boobs at age 17. Wow, she’s really hot! Get your eyes checked, dirty old 40+ men! You’ve got really low standards!

    • Jovy

      No shit lol.

    • Keith

      40 year old men realize a new Chevy with low miles beats a Mercedes with 20 years of miles on it any day of the week.

      • Jon

        The erection in my pants agrees with Keith. Cue the 40+ year old divorced man haters.

      • snarky_pup

        Your 20 y/o Chevy needs to be recalled. Seems she’s nuts and has daddy issues. Not to mention the fact that you’re going to need a lot of Rogain and Viagra to keep up your stupid little charade. Meanwhile, that Mercedes is looking pretty good compared to you fools.

      • snarky_pup

        Gold digging and/or daddy issues are the only reasons younger women go for old 40+ farts such as yourself. They always wind up cheating with younger dudes who don’t put them to sleep waiting for ED meds to kick in.

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    Dick Dickerson
    Commented on this photo:

    Why do you post shit like this if your to much of a pussy to post the pictures

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    sasha
    Commented on this photo:

    Did we really need 23 pics? She looks exactly the same no matter when or where they photograph her. Same lame clothes and makeup.

  24. Ponkur

    “Have you snapped a pic of my panties yet? Well, hurry up.”

  25. Cakeflourz

    She doesn’t look drunk to me…..

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    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    she doesn’t looks drunk. she looks like shes rolling

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    YUCKY!
    Commented on this photo:

    At least she had her cooter covered up.

  28. the captain

    nobody forced her to look, act & talk like a moron.
    so don’t ask for simpathy!!

  29. imabrat

    No worse than Lohan or any other attention seeking ho.

  30. Veronica

    She really needs a haircut. Get rid of that dead straw! Wipe that shit off from off your eyes and put on some pants.

  31. missy

    haters gonna hate

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    Crotch
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s got some big ass feet, I wonder if the big feet saying applies for females the same as males? If so shes got some over sized curtains.

  33. Jack

    “BRAINS!!!”

  34. 1234

    I’m seeing a remarkable similarity to Tara Reid in the main picture. Anyone else?

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    bush
    Commented on this photo:

    ¡¡¡¡¡hoooooooooooker¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

  36. AP

    As much as I despise her public persona (not for being slutty or trashy or anything, but for being so obviously calculated, constructed, and intentionally maintained as a “brand”), I really hate how gossip mags put the onus of crotch photos on the people getting out of cars. This sort of shot, kneeling and getting the camera at crotch level while someone gets out of a car, is barely above a camera or mirror placed under a toilet stall or under some bleachers. They might as well just follow people around with cameras at ankle level to get shots up their dresses. The story should be about “Creepy Voyeur Photographer gets Down Low to get a Shot up Taylor Momsen’s Skirt.”

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    HAy
    Commented on this photo:

    OMGAD !!!!! tay momsen is da shiznits! lol i idolize her gettin HAMMSHOWED ERVERY NGIHTT !!! F ALL DA HATAZZ we GURLz do what we WANT:P lol u puke if u wanan !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! much luv 2 da h8erz

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    GURL~*~
    Commented on this photo:

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    Remarkable Anus
    Commented on this photo:

    Who hasn’t seen her underwear?

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    MrBadArse
    Commented on this photo:

    God, she’s fugly! Is the Halloween earlier this year btw?

  41. berian

    what AP said!

  42. NightmareCentral

    She don’t lie She don’t lie She don’t lie
    Cocaine.

  43. Martina

    I’m sure that guys attend her concerts for the music, right?
    The “Lolita Tour” continues …

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    rose
    Commented on this photo:

    lol looks like shes about to hurl…

  45. Nayara

    Milly Posted on My vet has a Bernese Mountain dog and they call him , Ohsay. Like Oh say can you see, by the dawns early light. I tghouht it was very unique.

  46. Niury

    Did you say photo box as in suagilnr? Try 4 boxes and a plastic tub plus various photo albums! My life in pictures from 1978 2003, which is when I got my first digital camera.

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    Marce
    Commented on this photo:

    why do they keep putting this bimbo on.. omg im so sick of her.. she isnt all that and she sure isnt pttery, she looks more like 40 than 17

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