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- Amy Winehouse‘s week in rehab might not have been long enough. No kidding? [Huffington Post]
- Remember last week when I said Lady Gaga almost killed Clarence Clemons? About that… [Dlisted]
- Prince Harry is ’bout to bust a cap up in this bitch. [Lainey Gossip]
- Miley Cyrus‘ underboob apparently causes hyperventilation. [Hollywood Tuna]
- How to waste Emma Stone‘s hotness. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]
- But Sara Jean Underwood makes up for her. Nakedly. [IDLYITW]
- Male Celebrities With Working Scrotums: A pictorial. [TooFab]
- Not including Master P who is apparently only making $1,387/month now. [Bossip]
- Kate Upton gets cleavagey for Esquire. [Popoholic]
- So do all of these chicks. [theCHIVE]
- Tom Cruise as Stacee Jaxx in what looks like it could be a scene from the gay porn parody of Rockstar. [The Fab Life]
- Frankie Muniz tweets photos of his penis. That’s how I’m reading this. [Starpulse]
- Ken Jeong teaches how to save lives with disco. Neat. [Heavy]
- In case you were never one of those people with an irrational fear of clowns. This should take care of that nicely for you. [FilmDrunk]
- But this new Weird Al video is way, way creepier. [BuzzFeed]
- The 25 Worst Spouses in Sports [Bleacher Report]
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Almost normal…
almost
I wish she was in to cutting herself. deep. arterial deep. and in place where there weren’t phones and handlers to check on her.
A normal raccoon.
+1!! Beat me to it!
Hell, I was gonna say “beating victim” but since there’s a definite amount of wishful thinking involved in that comment, I know that’s not cool.
Curse you, superego!
She looks like Ryan Dunn ran into her eyes…
Too soon.
Too soon if the guy wasn’t a drunk drivin’ jackass.
With that wide-mouthed smile and the “racoon-eyes” she looks like a demented clown from a Roger Corman horror flick.
Had a hard time putting my finger on it, but you nailed it perfectly! Stuff of nightmares… brrrr!
ALMOST.
nas-T
FYI…Naked does not mean “topless”, and scrotums do not impregnate people.
This lesson in pedantery brought to you by the fine people at McFeely Smackup™. (you didn’t think I was a PERSON, did you?)
Fuck, I figured at the very least you were incorporated by now.
(BTW, it’s “pedantry”. Can I interest you in some justifiable™
Irony Detection software, version 2.1?)
BTW you are petty and it’s “pathetic”, the word used to describe justifiable.
I suggest you look up “sense of humor” and see if you can get one online with a mild sarcasm detector thrown in. Altho aftermarket add-ons usually suck ass, anything would be an improvement for you. As someone astutely noted last week, there’s McFeely Smackup and then there’s everyone else on here, and I presume he/she/the McFeely Smackup megacorp have noted that attitude in any of our prior interactions.
Yeah, careful with the spelling there, McFeely. I read that as “pederasty” the first time through.
Might I interest you in “Hooked on Reading” by Dante Calamari , version 3.2 … it includes the all-new speed reading feature that shows you how to read AND understand words at a lightning pace without misreading said words. BUT WAIT!!! If you act now for the next 20 minutes, because you know I can’t do this forever, we’ll throw in a SECOND set of “Hooked on Reading” by Dante Calamari ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!
Billy Mays, is that you?
I read that as “Hookers Reading” and figured it was a Sheen Enterprises Script Sanning Software Product, a division of Clutching At Straws To Maintain My Lifestyle, Ltd. so sign me up! Did I qualify for the free second set? Did I? Dd I? Better say “yes”!
Is Dante Calamari that dude with the pedo mustache that advertises his method of beating your child into having a good attitude?
yay buttcheek AND an upskirt, well done tay! just remember, when you’re 18, panties are for robot conformists only
Remember when Heath Ledger was playing the Joker and he hooker up with an Olsen twin? I found the result
Ehh.. I hate Miley Cyrus as much as the next guy, but Hollywood Tuna’s headline is “Miley Cyrus Flashes Her Stripper Tattoo”. Her tattoo says “Just breathe”. It’s the slogan for the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation, from which her best friend died. Not really stripperish in my opinion, but oh well.
Seems like the honoring her friend by having a tattoo put on her underage jailbait titty is a bit misplaced. I mean, I’m sure the tattoo guy liked it and all, but her dead friend would probably have appreciated a fat cash donation to the foundation a bit more.
Underage jailbait? She’s been 18 for more than half a year now. Stick to pederasty. Er, pedantry.
I was thinking she’s looks really classy, then asscheek.
What a penisthumb!
Just a leetle more eyeliner and she’ll look just like the Hamburglar.
Oh, sweet forbidden fruit…
The photog is a lazy SOB. I would have got the angle on a rearward kooz shot on this one even if I had to body checked a nun to get there…
right? i just banged my head on the monitor trying to get a look around.
ouch, again!
Attennnnn-CHUN!
Ok. That Wierd Al video…Weird is the rif=ght work. Funny and unsetteling.
It seems Uncle Fester is no longer afraid to hide his transvestism from the disapproving world.
Jack Skellington
She needs to bleach her eye sockets
Is she still under 18? If so, I can’t talk about the thoughts running through my head. When she DOES turn 18, I will freely admit to wanting to fuck her until she gets her natural skin tone back!!! Ummmm … but not until she’s 18 …
Wednesday Friday Addams?
I know right?
If you can’t afford anyone but Fester Addams to be your makeup artist, just do it yourself.
Fuckin’ uglyass blondes.
Awaiting until she turns 18 on july 26th.
her entire life is controled by record companies.
THOSE MANAGERS EVEN FUCK HER.
so this way “Prostitutes” are made, folks!!
If you move a little to the left, you’ll she where she uses the rest of her eyeshadow.
Sad Panda :(
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
“almost normal” So close yet so far away!
At first glance, I thought it was Courtney Love with extensions.
She’s not human.
Spent ALL that time applying her ‘makeup’ and ridiculous hair extensions….stupid skank couldn’t throw a Crest Whitestrip on those nasty yellow teeth?
Gorgeus…! Mmmmmmmm….!
Carol, Have you done any research at all into this niaccve? Apparently you have not. I have been researching this since Feb of 2007 and would not recommend this niaccve. If you have a family history of allergies or auto-immune disease (which is excluded from trials) you have a greater likely hood of having an adverse reaction. This niaccve targets the Th2 response (which is an inflammatory) which triggers IgE (another inflammatory) which in turn triggers the histamine receptors (which is an inflammatory). People with a family history of allergies and/or autoimmune disease are likely to have elevated levels of IgE and histamine receptors. What this combo has the potential to do is create a cytokine storm which can cause the body to attack itself. So Carol before speaking do your research. I know thousands who are now experiencing severe reactions that have limited their quality of life. Many are now disabled. I would not wish the possibility of disability on anyone.