Taylor Momsen Almost Looks Normal and Other News

June 20th, 2011 // 53 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Amy Winehouse‘s week in rehab might not have been long enough. No kidding? [Huffington Post]

- Remember last week when I said Lady Gaga almost killed Clarence Clemons? About that… [Dlisted]

- Prince Harry is ’bout to bust a cap up in this bitch. [Lainey Gossip]

- Miley Cyrus‘ underboob apparently causes hyperventilation. [Hollywood Tuna]

- How to waste Emma Stone‘s hotness. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- But Sara Jean Underwood makes up for her. Nakedly. [IDLYITW]

- Male Celebrities With Working Scrotums: A pictorial. [TooFab]

- Not including Master P who is apparently only making $1,387/month now. [Bossip]

- Kate Upton gets cleavagey for Esquire. [Popoholic]

- So do all of these chicks. [theCHIVE]

- Tom Cruise as Stacee Jaxx in what looks like it could be a scene from the gay porn parody of Rockstar. [The Fab Life]

- Frankie Muniz tweets photos of his penis. That’s how I’m reading this. [Starpulse]

- Ken Jeong teaches how to save lives with disco. Neat. [Heavy]

- In case you were never one of those people with an irrational fear of clowns. This should take care of that nicely for you. [FilmDrunk]

- But this new Weird Al video is way, way creepier. [BuzzFeed]

- The 25 Worst Spouses in Sports [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Dan

    Almost normal…

  2. Richard McBeef

    I wish she was in to cutting herself. deep. arterial deep. and in place where there weren’t phones and handlers to check on her.

  3. DogBoy

    A normal raccoon.

  4. Hemingway

    She looks like Ryan Dunn ran into her eyes…

  5. The Critical Crassness

    With that wide-mouthed smile and the “racoon-eyes” she looks like a demented clown from a Roger Corman horror flick.

    • Satan's bitch

      Had a hard time putting my finger on it, but you nailed it perfectly! Stuff of nightmares… brrrr!

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    marcela
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    ALMOST.

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    AL
    Commented on this photo:

    nas-T

  8. FYI…Naked does not mean “topless”, and scrotums do not impregnate people.

    This lesson in pedantery brought to you by the fine people at McFeely Smackup™. (you didn’t think I was a PERSON, did you?)

    • Fuck, I figured at the very least you were incorporated by now.

      (BTW, it’s “pedantry”. Can I interest you in some justifiable™
      Irony Detection software, version 2.1?)

      • jellulose loser

        BTW you are petty and it’s “pathetic”, the word used to describe justifiable.

      • I suggest you look up “sense of humor” and see if you can get one online with a mild sarcasm detector thrown in. Altho aftermarket add-ons usually suck ass, anything would be an improvement for you. As someone astutely noted last week, there’s McFeely Smackup and then there’s everyone else on here, and I presume he/she/the McFeely Smackup megacorp have noted that attitude in any of our prior interactions.

    • TomFrank

      Yeah, careful with the spelling there, McFeely. I read that as “pederasty” the first time through.

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      • Billy Mays, is that you?
        I read that as “Hookers Reading” and figured it was a Sheen Enterprises Script Sanning Software Product, a division of Clutching At Straws To Maintain My Lifestyle, Ltd. so sign me up! Did I qualify for the free second set? Did I? Dd I? Better say “yes”!

      • AleisterCrowley

        Is Dante Calamari that dude with the pedo mustache that advertises his method of beating your child into having a good attitude?

  9. yay buttcheek AND an upskirt, well done tay! just remember, when you’re 18, panties are for robot conformists only

  10. The joaker

    Remember when Heath Ledger was playing the Joker and he hooker up with an Olsen twin? I found the result

  11. Mandy

    Ehh.. I hate Miley Cyrus as much as the next guy, but Hollywood Tuna’s headline is “Miley Cyrus Flashes Her Stripper Tattoo”. Her tattoo says “Just breathe”. It’s the slogan for the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation, from which her best friend died. Not really stripperish in my opinion, but oh well.

    • Seems like the honoring her friend by having a tattoo put on her underage jailbait titty is a bit misplaced. I mean, I’m sure the tattoo guy liked it and all, but her dead friend would probably have appreciated a fat cash donation to the foundation a bit more.

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    Jon Hex
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    I was thinking she’s looks really classy, then asscheek.

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    sparkymcgee
    Commented on this photo:

    What a penisthumb!

  14. Rancid

    Just a leetle more eyeliner and she’ll look just like the Hamburglar.

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    Deacon Jones
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    Oh, sweet forbidden fruit…

  16. Taylor Momsen No Underwear
    Commented on this photo:

    The photog is a lazy SOB. I would have got the angle on a rearward kooz shot on this one even if I had to body checked a nun to get there…

  17. Deacon Jones

    Attennnnn-CHUN!

  18. SIN

    Ok. That Wierd Al video…Weird is the rif=ght work. Funny and unsetteling.

  19. the whole enchilada

    It seems Uncle Fester is no longer afraid to hide his transvestism from the disapproving world.

  20. deluxemickey

    Jack Skellington

  21. See Alice

    She needs to bleach her eye sockets

  22. Is she still under 18? If so, I can’t talk about the thoughts running through my head. When she DOES turn 18, I will freely admit to wanting to fuck her until she gets her natural skin tone back!!! Ummmm … but not until she’s 18 …

  23. Stuart Le Chiffere

    Wednesday Friday Addams?

  24. AleisterCrowley

    If you can’t afford anyone but Fester Addams to be your makeup artist, just do it yourself.

  25. Tom

    Fuckin’ uglyass blondes.

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    603-Killy Inkschacht
    Commented on this photo:

    Awaiting until she turns 18 on july 26th.

  27. the captain

    her entire life is controled by record companies.
    THOSE MANAGERS EVEN FUCK HER.

    so this way “Prostitutes” are made, folks!!

  28. Taylor Momsen No Underwear
    Commented on this photo:

    If you move a little to the left, you’ll she where she uses the rest of her eyeshadow.

  29. Taylor Momsen No Underwear
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    Sad Panda :(

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    JCKW
    Commented on this photo:

    Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

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    Nik
    Commented on this photo:

    “almost normal” So close yet so far away!

  32. Don

    At first glance, I thought it was Courtney Love with extensions.

  33. NightmareCentral

    She’s not human.

  34. Valentina

    Spent ALL that time applying her ‘makeup’ and ridiculous hair extensions….stupid skank couldn’t throw a Crest Whitestrip on those nasty yellow teeth?

  35. Taylor Momsen No Underwear
    F> ^__^ ^_^
    Commented on this photo:

    Gorgeus…! Mmmmmmmm….!

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    Faridatul
    Commented on this photo:

    Carol, Have you done any research at all into this niaccve? Apparently you have not. I have been researching this since Feb of 2007 and would not recommend this niaccve. If you have a family history of allergies or auto-immune disease (which is excluded from trials) you have a greater likely hood of having an adverse reaction. This niaccve targets the Th2 response (which is an inflammatory) which triggers IgE (another inflammatory) which in turn triggers the histamine receptors (which is an inflammatory). People with a family history of allergies and/or autoimmune disease are likely to have elevated levels of IgE and histamine receptors. What this combo has the potential to do is create a cytokine storm which can cause the body to attack itself. So Carol before speaking do your research. I know thousands who are now experiencing severe reactions that have limited their quality of life. Many are now disabled. I would not wish the possibility of disability on anyone.

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