Taylor Lautner Wants To Know Whatchoo Talkin’ Bout and Other News

September 30th, 2011 // 25 Comments

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- Steve Carell is taking a not-at-all cliche dramatic turn with his acting. [Huffington Post]

- STOP THE PRESSES! Zahara got her ears pierced. (Read: Brad and Angelina are getting married.) [Dlisted]

- Penn Badgley is keeping it warm for Michael Fassbender. [Lainey Gossip]

- Cameron Diaz hot-looking photos that can only be explained as more of those “civil war vampire” dealies. [Hollywood Tuna]

- The paparazzi remember how Hilary Duff receives a gift. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Salma Hayek used to do this better. [Popoholic]

- Like this, exactly like this. [theCHIVE]

- LeAnn Rimes explains to Ellen how pointing out her adulterous affair and anorexia is essentially bullying. [TooFab]

- Chris Brown is designing workout equipment now too? [Videogum]

- In a perfect world, this is the only press that Charlie Sheen should have gotten. [BuzzFeed]

- Rihanna‘s sexual assault on Ireland began with her pubic hair. No, really. [Bossip]

- Somewhere, Darren Aronofsky is sobbing uncontrollably into a white silk scarf. [Heavy]

- The new Avengers cover of EW uncomfortably crams all six heroes into an awkward, jumbled-looking mess, which surely isn’t an allusion to what a train wreck of a movie this is going to be. [FilmDrunk]

- The 20 Sexiest Bad Luck Hotties in Sports [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Obi Wan Kenobi

    That’s the face of a gay man who wants to come out but his contract won’t let him.

  2. Frank Burns

    Must have just heard about the reviews of his “Abduction” movie – only 5% approval rating at rottentomatoes.com.

  3. Coyote

    He is daydreaming about Chris Brown

  4. Taylor Lautner El Hormiguero
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    uh, i think he just brought me out!

  5. Taylor Lautner El Hormiguero
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    he tries to charm you when his penis goes flaccid

  6. Frank Burns


  7. smell the fart 2.0

  8. Taylor Lautner El Hormiguero
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    Wow his mouth is like a magnet anytime someone unzips their pants.

  9. Taylor Lautner El Hormiguero
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    Somebody please MEME these photos!

  10. Taylor Lautner El Hormiguero
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    I’m glad he found something to do with the pubes I trimmed off my balls this morning.

  11. Taylor Lautner El Hormiguero
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    Nice haircut Lautner, did supercuts have a special?

  12. Taylor Lautner El Hormiguero
    Obi Wan Kenobi
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    He broke that off in his butt.

  13. Someone’s trying out for Rise of the Planet of the Twinks.

  14. Venom

    Worst actor ever.
    Completely flat, monotone and extremely boring.

  15. Taylor Lautner El Hormiguero
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  16. DKNY

    I doubt that Darren Aronofsky “is sobbing uncontrollably” about not banging Rachel Weisz. She’s very hot, but he’s been banging Natalie Portman instead, also very hot.

  17. V

    I fucking love this kid. have you seen him throw a punch? have you seen his kung fu moves on youtube? he ain’t fucking around. he’s trained for serious business. which is too bad because hollywood is so out of good ideas and talent these days that all he will ever do is shitty movies. even if he’s not the best actor he can do shit no one in hollywood can do. you can work with that.

    you think beiber can throw a punch? or his co-star pattinson? or charlie sheen? or tom cruise? or will smith? or matt damon?

    I dunno, I dunno. I was impressed. youtube that shit.

    • Venom

      Throwing a punch does not make you a good actor.

      You want to be impressed, go watch Ong Bak and IP Man.

  18. forrest gump

    when we see this fellow we’re just filled with laughter: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

  19. The Cynic

    Can anyone please explain to me how he’s any different The Situation? They’re best know for having abs, and The Situation has to be at least as good an actor, as no one could be any worse. I hate today’s young hollywood.

  20. *_* haannndddddssssssoooooooommmmmeeeeeee *_*

    You already looks weird.

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