Taylor Armstrong Fired From ‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’

October 21st, 2011 // 67 Comments

Taylor Armstrong forced Russell Armstrong to do The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills which may have ultimately led to his suicide – Plus maybe all that money problem stuff and people knowing he was an abusive shitbag. Probably shouldn’t rule that out. – so imagine how awesome she must feel now that they’ve kicked her off the show by not inviting her back next season. The National Enquirer reports:

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was turning into the Taylor Armstrong therapy show,” the source said.
“Whenev­er the wives are together, Taylor would somehow manage to start crying and complaining about her life.”
“Taylor is telling friends that the show was the only income she had to take care of herself and her 5-year-old daughter Kennedy,” the insider added.

I think this story, more than any episode ever possibly could, fully captures what a horrible, selfish cunt-parade this entire series is. Gold-digging whorery aside, basically this woman was beaten so bad she had to be hospitalized, had to explain to her daughter why her daddy killed himself and the women who are supposed to be her friends responded with, “Bitch, stop stealing our scenes,” and put her out of work. At this point, it’s only a matter of time until we find out they all jointly own a factory that turns puppies into coats.

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News, WENN


  1. Lack of a Better Term

    I want one of those puppy coats.

  2. cc

    It’s disturbing to note how many iterations of ‘Real Housewives’ are on tv now…I’ve honestly lost track. I try not to rant too much about the depths to which reality tv has sunk, but these people are empty fucking vessels that deserve to end up broke and homeless.

  3. How elements shift in harmony to rough laws-Albert Einstein

    Why am I hearing a Mexican dude in a sombrero going? “Haliiiiiiiiba Barista”

  4. Richard McBeef

    Julliette Lewis is looking rough.

  5. Real Housewives Taylor Armstrong
    Commented on this photo:

    No. It’s not bleeding. You can still take more up the ass.

  6. stratacat

    i read “…turns *people* into coats” and it was still plausible.

  7. Rupert

    I had no idea Leah Michele from Glee went blond…and really fucking old.

  8. Deacon Jones

    Hey, if this bitch drove me $200,000 into debt, and then steamrolled me into appearing on a reality show, I’d smack her up too.

  9. karen

    She might quack under all this pressure.

  10. “Taylor is telling friends that the show was the only income she had to take care of herself and her 5-year-old daughter Kennedy,” the insider added.

    Well, I hear McDonalds is hiring.

    • Nah, that’d be too much like work.

    • ooobabybaby

      Yeah, no shit. How many people have been laid off of a job that doesn’t pay a fraction of what she’s been making? If she starts living modestly, the way the rest of us do, she should have plenty of money to take care of her daughter until she finds a REAL job. Come on.

    • Artofwar

      …She can come to Miami—strip clubs here are always looking for fresh meat, albeit in her case her meat is not so fresh, but she can always push that “hay, look at my tits they’ve been on TV approach….Artofwar

  11. mrsmass

    i hear the zoo is hiring for the platypus exhibit.

  12. Tuppy

    The best answer to all of the soulless douchebags involved in promoting reality shows and pretending that their “stars” are “important” is for all of us to stop watching the shows.

    Unfortunately, there are many, many more people in the world like these dead behind the eyes ciphers than there are people mystified as to why there is any interest in their petty squabbles.

    • Lisa

      there aren’t, that’s the irony – because these souless douchebags and the soulless douchebags who promote them are small and self-select we are led to believe they are actually valuable (mwaf) – bring on the masses (mwaf-mwaf)

  13. Dan

    The people that appear on shows like Real Housewives and incapable of being friends to anyone. They only love themselves.

  14. katy perry

    This glam fairy promo is really effing up my Superficial experience.

  15. Well at least she can take comfort in knowing she can still get a free meal from the park when the little kids start throwing around the stale breadcrumbs.

  16. Mike

    Good, maybe this bitch will now off herself and her daughter can go to a better caregiver, like a stray pitbull.

  17. Swearin

    Anyone else think she looks like a skinnier Jennifer Coolidge?

  18. yeahbaby

    Taylor was one of my favorite housewives. These women are so incredibly shallow and heartless to try to get her kicked off the show. Now they will have more air time for the world to see what selfish bitches they really are.

  19. Carl Spackler

    looks like she can always give blow jobs on the corner . This might be a way to supplement her income.

  20. Real Housewives Taylor Armstrong
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    She kept playing the victim and pretending she got beat up. Guess she victimized herself in the end.

    I wouldn’t go near this evil bitch.

  21. Cartman

    It’s funny how this liver-lipped attention whore convinced everyone her husband was punching her in the mouth all the time… before he killed himself, of course, and it turned out she had a raging addiction to plastic surgery.

    • XD

      It’s also sad to see her continue to badmouth her late husband when there is no one who can defend him. She’s probably just making up shit to try and get attention–especially since she’s the one who drove the poor guy to kill himself.

  22. Sweetpea

    The reality TV curse continues and whats with all the ex reality TV fame whores [aka Khate G] whining that they can’t support their kids w/out being on TV? WTF how did you support them before TV?

    Why do people do reality TV? Do they want to be actors? do they want to write a book? or sing a song? or have failed businesses? Or is it their fantasy to go on TV wearing a frigging wig, when you have real hair aka Kim Z

  23. Feral B

    I guess being a woman isn’t a prerequisite for being on the show…

  24. Feral B

    Lady Gaga’s dad?

  25. Mitch

    Taylor has manhands.

  26. scribb

    She looks like a fish…

  27. Katie

    I’m sorry Mrs. Armstrong we did all we could. We cannot fit any more of the fat from your hands into your lips. Alas, your hands are still fat.

  28. Real Housewives Taylor Armstrong
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    i don’t believe for one second her husband beat her. she was in control 100% of that relationship. the entire “abuse” story so fake

  29. forrest gump

    I’m sorry to say but honest women can’t be found in california, folks!!

  30. Do Freebird

    When you get right down to it, who actually cares about this lazy, vapid, unemployed piece of crap.

  31. Buddy the Elf

    Stupid, worthless ‘reality’ shows.

    And someone tell me how “Taylor is telling friends that the show was the only income she had to take care of herself”

  32. Lisa

    Jesus, what a mess! Fat lips, fat neck, and fugly

  33. Tristyn

    Damn! Her face is jacked the fcuk up!.!.!!.

  34. Real Housewives Taylor Armstrong
    Kaywoodie Sucker
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    nice looking woman.

  35. Real Housewives Taylor Armstrong
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    Sorry to hear about the husband but I could see from the season before he was a controlling freak and figured he was abusive in some form or another, but Taylor isn’t a shy wall flower she’s a trouble maker she stirs things up with the girls and play innocent, Lisa saw through her and called her on it. I won’t miss her when she goes. Really wish she’d do something with that hair and Brandi too, cut that stringy crap off and get a cute sexy free style do! To most of the women on RHWBH you could do with some good hair advise except for Camile, Kyle (whose hair is beautiful healthy and shiny) you all need your hair done.

  36. ann

    I hope this is true. I’m so over those horrible lips and that whiny voice. Can she not see see how ugly she looks? A long skinny face with long skinny hair and lips from hell.

  37. ann

    And now I see that nasty skank Kim Z is getting her own show!!! Who want s to see that? Is she going to sing? And I use that term loosely. Real lose.

  38. Lea

    You are all so full of hate. This woman has been abused by her man, so-called friends- and now you continue the shit with your ugly comments. Try to find some goodness inside of yourself. Just try.


    She deserves everything she gets. Throwing $80,000 and $50,000 birthday parties for her little ugly brat…..absolutely vulgar! Especially when she didn’t have that klind of money to spend. Just wanted to show off…..she’s completely out of her F’in mind! And always bitching about how rough she has it..whaa whaa whaa..crying…I have ZERO sympahty for her….all of those women are over-indulgent, self absorbed, vapid bitches.

    • Weapons Chick

      Charlotte.. I agree with your comment, but did you have to dish the kid.. Its not her fault who her parents are or what they have done. No need to pick on her. She’s 5

  40. kitty

    Taylor is a con Taylor is not her name her name is Shana she’s a gold digger that marries rich men ..When Russ run out of money she cries domestic abuse .Dragging her 5year old to book signings when the book is all about daddy beating mommy is just gross .Hope to never see her duck lips again on my tv …Just go away

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