Leave it to a blonde supermodel to do exactly the kind of stuff you’d expect a blonde supermodel to do. Like mistake the bathroom door for the exit door and step off a moving bus onto a freeway at 40 mph. Russian model Tatyana Simanava did exactly that on Tuesday, and ended up smashing her arm, dislocating a shoulder, and cutting her face and head.
“She’s lucky she wasn’t killed,” said a police source. “She could have easily gotten run over.” The 21-year-old model had been traveling to a Staten Island photo shoot with other members of international agency Next Models, cops said. She somehow got disoriented after stepping into a passageway outside the bathroom of the luxury bus. “There was a door leading back inside the bus to her left, and one leading out of the bus to her right,” said a traffic cop at the scene. I guess she got disoriented.”
It’s so perfect that just thinking about it leaves me speechless. It’s the kind of thing they make fun of in National Lampoon movies because it’s so stupid and impossible, and yet here it is. Happening. For real. In reality. By a human being. If you’ll excuse me I have to wipe the tears of joy from my eyes.
Can some people please send porn to my email address:
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I am at work and cannot access it.
The sicker the better..thanks
Ringo
101 Male on Male, Female on Female, Male on Female, Male with Dog, Male with Goat? sunnyside up or scrambled?
Sweetcheeks–pure gold. Communism is so retro.
#94 Oh damn that is hysterical! That was my daughter’s favorite song when she was little.
#95. Thank you thank you. I am female – dame is fine with me.
#100 Hopefully it isnt the picture with the saggy boobies. LOL
Maybe it was really a bus full of mail order brides and she was getting while the getting was good.
Have you seen those guys on the documentaries. heebeejeebees
I didn’t know Axl Rose was moonlighting as a Russian model.
http://www.gnrlies.com/Images/Axl/axl006.jpg
Oh my Pagan Queen…give me your email address and I’ll cc you on the email to 101.
Oh my god, this story is just too fucking funny for words!! I laughed so hard I cried reading this!!
What a dumbass this bitch is!! I love it!
(and will forgive all the dumb blonde comments!) : )
Geez you guys! She was only trying to get the right “look” for the fasion show for Mugatu’s RoadRash collection. It’s coming out this Fall, you should all check it out.
I wonder who would have been the eugoogalizor at her funeral if she died.
This has nothing to do with the fact that she’s a dumb bleached-out brunette (as the vast majority of “dumb blondes” are).
She was probably high on some fabulous designer drug that none of US could afford, and drunk on top of that, stumbling about in a state of utter rich-beautiful-model-with-unlimited-party-money uphoria, muttering joyous thoughts to herself in Russian, when this happened.
I can’t think of a better way to stumble off a moving bus, personally.
I don’t have anything to say, but that story made me smile so I had to comment!
@93 and 94 o my god, so fucking funny………..
Liya, did you ever wonder why the guy at the grocery store always bagged your head and never the groceries, there was a reason for it you ugly bitch.
#93 & #94 That was so funny it made my ass pucker….I shall now forever hold my head lower than yours
@ 96 – She thinks Zoolander is a Documentary too, she’s all dolled up for Derelict.
Let me get this straight. She can sashy down a runway with bright lights in her fucking face, in high heels that are 6inches tall, wearing uncomfortable clothes, in front of very judgemental pricks (fashion icons) with hairspray all over her eyes and face and she cant walk out a fucking bathroom!! Oh! I am so sorry, …a tiollette’. Dosvydana bitch (yeayea I know I spelled it wrong)
Eeeeeveryone knows models are ambiturners. The reason she went out the door was because she can’t turn left. Duh!!
this chick might just be dumb enough to take a ride in my pimpmobile
Oh, those funny supermodels. When they’re not sticking their hat-rack shaped bodies into ugly, overpriced designer duds, they’re falling out of a bus or licking the dew off the grass for their lunch after they snort up their coke breakfasts. What a hoot!
I didn’t think it was possible for someone to be more stupid than Paris Hilton, but here she is. What a fucktard.
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# 75. “Ok, this “supermodel” thing is getting out of control! She is not a SUPERmodel. Just a regular, plain old model.”
It’s like “Porn Star” nowadays; you suck one cock on tape and – BOOM – you’re a “STAR”.
Suck hundreds in the closet…
…and Scientology hands you a series of increasingly younger beards.
Во первых!
This is sheer brilliance, I swear. I’ve had dreams of coked-out models accidentally tossing themselves from luxury buses on the way to fashion shoots. I just can’t believe it actually happened though…how weird is that?!
I actually hope I dream that Paris Hilton does this, cause it would be SWEET!
If Paris did it, some Hollywood idiot would give her a TV show about it…
(…and a video game… and a fragrance… and a soup… and an action figure… and a… )
What’s really stupid is that this ‘retarded model’ fell off the bloody bus two fucking days ago!
Just in case anyone was wondering why Russia has slipped into obscurity and uselessness….you now have your answer. its filled with people like tatayana fucking stolidipshit
I’d love to have seen that. Especially if she landed with her ass in the air, unconcious…and no one else was around
#37…OMFG..LOL!!!
Unfortunately you’re approaching this like an American. We have a “lawsuit-happy” nation where we’re protected from stupid stuff, like doors that don’t auto-lock when a bus is in motion. I was on a bus in Europe many years ago that had a door to the outside that was right next to bathroom door. The only safety measure was the driver warning us. The doors literally looked identical except for a small “vacant/occupied” sign. It struck me that it wasn’t the most sane design. Indeed, it’s the sort of thing that happens in Europe where you can’t really sue people in the same way that you can here. In the US, liability issues would force some kind of locking mechanism or a redesign so that people didn’t have to choose Door One for doing “Number One” and Door Two to Certain Death.
Except for the fact that when you open them, one has a toilet and the other has fucking pavement whizzing past at 80kms an hour.
Retard.
i hate scalpers. apeshits
#79 – Jack of all trades, master of none.
“Like mistake the bathroom door for the exit door and step off a moving bus onto a freeway at 40 mph.”
you mean she mistook the exit door for the bathroom door? otherwise, it doesn’t make sense.
what is all the russian hate for? i don’t see you d-bags write about how germany and norway are such terrible backwards swamps when paris hilton flashes yet another beaver at a swanky gala, but when some russian blonde model does something equally stupid, you have to point out an imaginary decline and a technological simplicity worthy of the middle east. methinks all you know about russia, or the rest of the world for that matter, is what the next man tells you. don’t be an idiot.
and yeah, she’s a stupid bitch.
What happened to being concerned about a human being hurting his or her self? I’m absolutely shocked that we can’t at least address the idea of wishing her good health and a speedy recovery. Perhaps we’ve not all done something this stupid, but it isn’t beyond the realm of comprehension that us “every day” people don’t get stupid done on a daily basis. Kind of like hmmmm, let me see here…..Oh, kind of like attacking a complete stranger because she has a glamorous life, makes more money than you, is better looking than you or someone you’ll never get close to dating if you’re a man. Yeah, something like that. You people are pathetic.