Tatyana Simanava might be a genius
Leave it to a blonde supermodel to do exactly the kind of stuff you’d expect a blonde supermodel to do. Like mistake the bathroom door for the exit door and step off a moving bus onto a freeway at 40 mph. Russian model Tatyana Simanava did exactly that on Tuesday, and ended up smashing her arm, dislocating a shoulder, and cutting her face and head.
“She’s lucky she wasn’t killed,” said a police source. “She could have easily gotten run over.” The 21-year-old model had been traveling to a Staten Island photo shoot with other members of international agency Next Models, cops said. She somehow got disoriented after stepping into a passageway outside the bathroom of the luxury bus. “There was a door leading back inside the bus to her left, and one leading out of the bus to her right,” said a traffic cop at the scene. I guess she got disoriented.”
It’s so perfect that just thinking about it leaves me speechless. It’s the kind of thing they make fun of in National Lampoon movies because it’s so stupid and impossible, and yet here it is. Happening. For real. In reality. By a human being. If you’ll excuse me I have to wipe the tears of joy from my eyes.