Judging by the amount of e-mails I’ve received, a number of you actually know who Tatum O’Neal is. That’s way more surprising than her getting busted for buying crack by the NYPD last night. CNN reports:
The 44-year-old actress, who penned a 2004 memoir about her long road to sobriety, was arrested around 7:30 p.m. on the Lower East Side of Manhattan after she was seen making a purchase from a drug dealer, police said.
Investigators charged her with criminal possession of a controlled substance, a misdemeanor. She is scheduled to be arraigned Monday.
If I’m ever arrested at 44 for buying crack, I want you guys to give me a high-five. Obviously, I’ve done shit with my life yet still “keep it real.” Kudos, Tatum O’Neal, for getting back in that spotlight, girl. But only until Britney Spears decides she hates underwear again then it’s back to whatever it is that you do. Oh, right; crack.
deacon jones | June 2, 2008 at 1:22 pm
omfg
Kristin | June 2, 2008 at 1:23 pm
That makes me sad. :/
www.thecelebficial.com | June 2, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Big deal , as we didn”t new that he way buying crack….
Jimbo | June 2, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Nice rack!! Other than that, who cares!!
Ted from LA | June 2, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Was she selling her crack? Was she married to that pompous asshole tennis player? I think she was just doing it to prepare for a part in a movie. Hahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhhahahahhahhahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahhaahhaahhahaha. Good one Tate.
Ted from LA | June 2, 2008 at 1:30 pm
#3, What is your first language?
Jumpin_J | June 2, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Don’t know which is funnier: Her saying to the cop “Don’t you know who I am?!” to which I would’ve replied No, but I knew who you were (oh snap), or her using the Winnona line that she was “researching for a role”. Funny, didn’t know she was cast in anything.
??? | June 2, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Aw, I was hoping she had beaten her addiction. I hear it’s really hard though. Which is why, just say no kids! Don’t ever do it, not even once!
morga | June 2, 2008 at 1:38 pm
she looks good for 55
Barak Obama | June 2, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Tatum, who knew you would fall so far from your Paper Moon. On another note, damn, you got some nice tits!
veggi | June 2, 2008 at 1:40 pm
She was married to an asshole and now she’s buying crack. I bet she was using money from ATM.
sla | June 2, 2008 at 1:50 pm
It .looks like she has something stuck in her bra. Maybe some crack? And why is she wearing wicked witch/old time school teacher shoes?
Jackson'shole | June 2, 2008 at 2:01 pm
I guess she didn’t get Whitney’s memo–crack is whack. She should have just said no to having children. When your own parents fail miserably at parenting, you should probably not have children yourself. At least she doesn’t have custody.
Ted from LA - a grammar lesson for you (all you need to know) | June 2, 2008 at 2:04 pm
bob bob slurp slurp succcckkhh bob bob slurp drool
GAG spit spit
Smile
Trover | June 2, 2008 at 2:08 pm
She was hawt back when she was swinging with John McEnroe. But since he kicked her to the curb, all downhill.
I mean crack? Couldn;t she just score some heroin? Trainspotting baby!!Stupid bitch.
FRIT!!! | June 2, 2008 at 2:22 pm
People still do crack?? I thought that was out and oxys were in right now.
I’d better go have a talk with my dealer..
butterfly | June 2, 2008 at 2:28 pm
I feel sorry for her – her father makes Charlie Sheen look like an angel. Still, she shouldn’t be doing crack (again) now or ever. She did heroin for years and finally got sober..looks like she fell onto the glass pipe again. Addictions are a bitch..and that excuse “I’m researching a role” sure won’t fly with the police!
Good luck Tatum, with your track record they will throw you in the slammer.
amber | June 2, 2008 at 2:29 pm
She does look good nothing like a crack user, (see Amy W.)
amber | June 2, 2008 at 2:30 pm
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&Item=110258548576&Category=282&_trksid=p3907.m29
amber | June 2, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Opps ignore link, my bad meant to copy and paste into an IM window.
don't know her but... | June 2, 2008 at 2:32 pm
I hope she relizes it ain’t worth it and was caught as a ‘second chance’. I don’t know who she is but nobody deserves that shit.
ph7 | June 2, 2008 at 2:35 pm
I’d hit it.
Dixie | June 2, 2008 at 2:36 pm
She needs to trade her drug addiction to sex addiciton and stay out of the papers.
Auntie Kryst | June 2, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Irregardless of her pitching skill, Buttermaker should have taken better care of her. I knew hanging out with Kelly Leak was just going to lead to trouble..
Alex | June 2, 2008 at 2:44 pm
She’s a disgusting little pig.
WTF | June 2, 2008 at 2:48 pm
What do you expect from someone that dated Michael Jackson in the ’70s. He really wasn’t such a weirdo then, so she must have fucked him too, how sick is that.
Jackson | June 2, 2008 at 2:50 pm
She got an Oscar at age 10. She has a hot in shape body unlike Kim Kardaskank and she is so much older too.
krystina | June 2, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Surprised no one mentioned this in comments yet, but apparently, at the time of arrest, she tried to say that she was researching for a part (nice try).
Here’s the Daily News article about this train wreck:
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/06/01/2008-06-01_tatum_oneal_in_crack_bust.html
Third and fourth paragraphs are utterly fantastic.
I’m trying to work in a Dancing with the Stars reference (she was on it a couple of years ago), but I got nothin’.
Pearl | June 2, 2008 at 2:52 pm
=26
I would have done Michael before all his plastic surgery and turned into a freak. The man could dance and it looked hot!
FRIST!!! | June 2, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Guess I did too much crack, I didn’t even spell my name right..
mike | June 2, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Actually “FRIT” is better – you’re FRIT now.
FRIST!!! | June 2, 2008 at 3:17 pm
No I’m not and you can’t make me..
mark | June 2, 2008 at 3:55 pm
yeah, nice c-rack.
NY Ted | June 2, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Believe me kids…buying “crack” at any age is not good! It is an evil drug that has only one ending. Death! Stay away from it!
That is your community health message for today.
grobpilot | June 2, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Who’s that fucking lemur walking with her? Goggle-eyed motherfucker.
Obama in 08 | June 2, 2008 at 6:44 pm
She’s white. Who gives a fuck.
herbiefrog | June 2, 2008 at 7:50 pm
do you people have any brains ?
it’s not paranoia…
…if they’re *really* out to get you
can we go we awtny
herbiefrog | June 2, 2008 at 7:56 pm
#34 kids… listen to that message
1 + 1 doesnt equal 2
black doesnt equal white
…so do you care ?
…at all ? ?
ok truth…
crack is a f******* brilliant drug
but its a bit like burning up in tha atmosphere
rather than making a smooth re-emntry
but ya makes your choices
if you were allowed to
so maybe in life… a few moments of “sunshine”
and we’ll settle for the reflected glow…
what are you laking about
we’ll stop you if you’re trying to say something ?
yes… sure you will : ) ) )
yukadoozer | June 2, 2008 at 9:49 pm
She’s surprisingly fresh faced for an ol’drug whore.
Truth doctor | June 2, 2008 at 9:55 pm
she still gives me boners when I watch bad news bears.
Packinwood | June 3, 2008 at 1:27 am
Best looking crack whore I’ve ever seen.
Mama Pinkus | June 3, 2008 at 1:31 am
I am of the opinion that people should cease crack activity when they become parents.
roop | June 3, 2008 at 11:34 am
She peaked at Paper Moon, man she was much hotter back then and on half the coke!
mbt shuguli gtx | March 29, 2010 at 8:35 am
I don’t want to say anything!