Tati Neves Filmed Justin Bieber Sleeping

November 7th, 2013 // 52 Comments
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Here’s Brazilian model Tati Neves who Perez Hilton has conveniently learned is the girl who filmed Justin Bieber sleeping. But not after sex! He’s a good Christian kid. TMZ reports:

Ever since the video surfaced, showing an unidentified woman blowing a kiss to a passed out Bieber … rumors began to swirl that she was a local Brazilian whore who Justin paid for.
Here’s what we’re told — Justin had rented a home outside of Rio to stay at during his concert in Brazil. After his show, JB threw an after-party and invited roughly 50 people. At some point during the shindig, Justin fell asleep on a couch and one of the partygoers shot footage of the singer sleeping.
Bieber is telling friends … he is completely creeped out by the video and is disappointed that he now has to defend himself against false hooker claims.

“Alright, yo, you guys tell everyone I plowed that chick without even paying for it this time?”
“Uh, about that. Your mom thought we should try a different approach.”
“Like what?”
“Saying you fell asleep on the couch like a bitch.”
“You bring that whore in here, so I can cut her thr-”
“I can hear you on speaker phone, young man.”
“Mommy, I’m sorry! My black friends made me do it! I love Jesus! I love Jesus so much! Oh, God…” *sobs*

Photos: Facebook, Estilo Pin-Up

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  1. Tati Neves Justin Bieber Girl Bikini Model
    mx3
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    woof

  2. Tati Neves Justin Bieber Girl Bikini Model
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    Nasty

  3. cc

    Garden variety low-grade latina ho. Which means she’s just right for Biebs.

  4. I tend to bielebe bieber on this. Paying for sex is for people that don’t have hordes of young girls that will bang for free. Also the ass quality is likely better. Hookers are hookers. Gross.

  5. Bieber is “disappointed that he now has to defend himself against false hooker claims”, whereas I’m “disappointed” that he’s still breathing.

    Life is full of ‘em.

  6. Tati Neves Justin Bieber Girl Bikini Model
    RelliK
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    i want to hate Justin Beiber, I really do… but posts like this just continue to remind me that he is balling, and I… I am not :(

    Bravo kid, bravo.

    • JC

      If this nasty chick counts as “balling,” then I’ll happily stay in my mom’s basement with the Stoya Fleslight and a quart of hand lotion.

      I mean, that was my plan anyway, but now it’s just been reinforced.

    • Maybe you should go look at her naked pics and see her lazy eye nipples. Might change your mind.

  7. eatme

    …damn, I wish she’d given the kid aids

  8. It seems like only a short time ago we told our daughters that they could be anything…from astronauts to great literary figures to teachers and police officers.

    How this translates into the pinnacle of existence for a woman is to be famous for being some post pubescent pop idol’s jump off is beyond me…but somehow, here we fucking are.

    We have failed.

  9. Tati Neves Justin Bieber Girl Bikini Model
    Inner Retard
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    Cheap, trashy, and possibly post-op. Currently Bieber can fuck/buy any woman he wants… and that’s what he went for! That says it all.

    • An old friend of mine runs a high end VIP security service. You’d be surprised what the glamorous and amorous want to fuck on the regular.

      It’s sort of endearing actually.

  10. it had to be said

    I feel like “models” usually have longer legs than that. And are pretty. Also, that video didn’t look like it was in the middle of a party. Or those are the worst parties EVER.

    So, long story short, I’d do the Brazilian chick, and I’m afraid Bieber did too.

  11. Convex

    Oh please. If Perez Hilton is saying something, it’s not original. That poof steals everything he posts from other sites.

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    IMO I don’t think he went for that but in the sense we get so wasted even a pig ,goat or Tranny with a 5 ‘O clock shadow seems fuckable. STILL A VIRGIN.

  13. brick

    Yikes! I need someone to hold me after looking at that lineup of pics.

  14. Tati Neves Justin Bieber Girl Bikini Model
    Phuqueue
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    Post-op?? No way!! I hear his nickname is “Tuck”!!

  15. Tati Neves Justin Bieber Girl Bikini Model
    Hey Fella, Are You George Zimmerman?
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    Where’s the dick? Impressive tuck job.

  16. Tati Neves Justin Bieber Girl Bikini Model
    Deacon Jones
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    I would screw the hell out of this girl

  17. Tati Neves Justin Bieber Girl Bikini Model
    Deacon Jones
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    yeesh, ok, I just changed my mind

  18. Tati Neves Justin Bieber Girl Bikini Model
    celebutard
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    Kinda playing a little fast and loose with the term “model” here, don’t cha think?

  19. I hate to nitpick here,(not really, I love it), but no one was filmed. There wasn’t a film camera used. It was a phone. So he was recorded, not filmed.
    Yes, I’m an asshole.

  20. Tati Neves Justin Bieber Girl Bikini Model
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Selena Gomez with implants

  21. Tati Neves Justin Bieber Girl Bikini Model
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    Unless Kris Jenner says Tati Neves is not a whore,
    I ain’t buyin’ it.

  22. i’ve seen nicer legs on a table *rimshot* i don’t get no respect, no respect.

  23. So he got a BJ from a groupie and not a hooker.

  24. Tati Neves Justin Bieber Girl Bikini Model
    Jiminy Cryptic
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    Dwarf-like physique and some of the fakest looking Tati’s ever. Yep that’s a dude.

  25. Tati Neves Justin Bieber Girl Bikini Model
    rondola
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    ugh. biebs ain’t got the wood you’d waste just gettin to the beav.

  26. Thunder! Thunder! Thunder thighs!

  27. Tati Neves Justin Bieber Girl Bikini Model
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    This bimbo calling herself a “model” is like a a porn chick calling herself an “actress”.

  28. Im beginning to hate my own country. Now you can buy 15 minutes of fame by merely SLEEPING WITH a celebrity.

  29. Tati Neves Justin Bieber Girl Bikini Model
    cc
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    I don’t know about Brazil but in Colombia she’d be about a 3.

  30. kery

    She is so nasty and she isn’t a model ’cause it is a pig!! oink,oink
    :P

  31. Tati Neves Justin Bieber Girl Bikini Model
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    oh look- he has tats.

  32. Tati Neves Justin Bieber Girl Bikini Model
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    ok so maybe biebrz just has a thing for 30 year old pre-op trannies with no teeth.

  33. Tati Neves Justin Bieber Girl Bikini Model
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    the escalating epidemic-like number of 15 year old girls jumping off bridges right at this moment is absolutely staggering.

  34. Tati Neves Justin Bieber Girl Bikini Model
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    mother of Christmas! I hate you for showing us this.

  35. Tati Neves Justin Bieber Girl Bikini Model
    kravmaguffin
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    What kind of a sick world do we live in where hookers in Brazil look like that and hookers in the US look like the love child of Keith Richards and Louie Anderson?

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