Tati Neves Understands How The Internet Works And Other News

December 3rd, 2013 // 22 Comments

- Pube Pull: The Movie started filming before someone else quits. [Lainey Gossip]

- Apparently Paul Walker quietly pulled a Doug Hutchison. [The Frisky]

- Barbara Walters is a goddamn Troll Jedi. [Dlisted]

- An Arizona Chivette With Level 5 Blouse Bursting [theCHIVE]

- Ethan Hawke basically just announced he’ll cheat on his current wife soon. [Fishwrapper]

- Haha! Remember Devon Sawa? [tooFab]

- That Thanksgiving notes on a plane horseshit was a hoax. [BuzzFeed]

- Hello, Tanya Mityushina. [Popoholic]

- Had Sarah Palin just used these instead of writing a book I would’ve been on board. [Hollywood Tuna]

- What It’s Like To Attend A ‘Star Wars’ Open Casting Call [FilmDrunk]

- Kelly Brook made a thankfully penis-free video for Love magazine. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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  1. Can we just agree to skip all future news and pictures about this person? She’s fat, she’s ugly, she’s a whore, and overall she’s uninteresting. Her 15 seconds of fame from banging Bieber in the ass are over. Let’s move on. Please?

  2. no wonder the tide went out.

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    i thought the impossibly high standards of the media were supposed to give ugly girls shame

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    Gorilla in the mist!

  6. Ew, really?

    I H8 Back fat.

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    Not so much a mermaid…more like a dugong.

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    How do you tame a wild bikini? Not with the young and lovely Tati, that’s for sure. Rawr.


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    I have to give Justin credit on this one. Brazilian hookers are probably lower maintenance then Selena Gomez.

  10. I give her props for being accepting of her grotesque physique but there is a difference between self esteem and blinding thousands of unsuspecting people.

  11. Wow, she is amazing…she is definitely a ‘closing time’ 10.

    Unfortunately, it’s 9am on a Tuesday, I’m sober, and she’s a homely fat girl.

    It’s pretty clear that Brazil likes their women chunky. But I live in America. We like our women skinny, our guns blazing, and our guns guns! GUNS!

    • Rodrigo

      America is a continent, not a country, you dumbass.

      • If we’re going to go all geography agro, “america” is TWO continents.

        But if it makes you more comfortable, I am expressing the first world privilege of using a term that applies to literally half of the Earth’s land mass to refer to my own country, because I can. AMERICA!!!

  12. I live in country just north of South America so I see women like this all the time. I would. I so totally would.

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    ape body

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    fat arse

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    log legs aka “legs for seconds.”

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    I’d probably still pound her in the pooper.

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