Tara Reid’s wedding has been called off for reasons I can only assume involve her being a melty pile of drunken penis hurt. People reports:
The actress and Playboy model, 34, gave no explanation, releasing only a brief statement saying, “Tara Reid has confirmed that she will not be moving forward with her May 22 nuptials.”
Is anyone at all surprised by this news? Because there is literally zero reason to ever marry Tara Reid let alone spend more than 60 seconds in her gin orbit. You might as well save yourself the hassle and build a pile of Play-doh that drinks all your scotch. At least that won’t cost you a divorce or constantly scream to headbutt it in the clitoris during sex because it’s dead inside.
Photos: Splash News
Not surprised.
If she is 34 than I am a monkeys uncle.
Looks like “KIKI” is a monkeys uncle….
Tara Reid date of birth: November 8, 1975
She sobered up and realised he was gay…
I’ll marry you Tara!
Husband figured ti was cheaper to just buy a Real Doll. Same body, better conversation.
tara’s characteristics aside, one look at him and i can tell you the marriage is off because he is a gay man.
Aww, that was too mean. What did she ever do to you, Fish?
Who would marry her?!? Can’t turn a hoe into a housewife. She is an STD infested, has been “actress” who has been with every guy on the planet. Need I mention the countless plastic surgeries, drug use, and whatever else she has done…
Poor hubby-to-be saw her naked. With the lights ON….
Deal breaker for sure.
looks like she cleaned up quite a bit…till you take her shirt off. i wonder if she will be sloppy drunk on the red carpet again after this. and then we can look at her instead of linsday! PLEASE TARA, PLEASE!!!
LMAO #10
She looks better than she has in ages. Give her a break, seems to me she is trying to clean up. I hope she is successful, I like a good comeback (even if it is as a b, maybe c actress).
That’s a lot of plastic surgery, none of it good.
I agree with #11. She does look pretty, but I’m sure that as soon as that top comes off all hell breaks LOOSE. Shame, I used to dig Tara… a decade ago…
She’s still a dirty little chain-smoking whore. Why marry her when she puts out for free? Besides, this tramp has banged half of Los Angeles.
I predict she’ll be in some 40+ MILF-banging-blacks movie in a few years… it’s written all over her….
Who’s the raccoon in the white tank top?
Oh, it’s TR. I see she got in a fight with a mascara / eyeliner saleswoman & lost.
Poor little self-loathing girl, what a pity…
He looks pretty gay
Wow, she looks great! She must have had a ton of botox. Her face looks like it used to back in her American Pie days. She was kind starting to age, but she looks amazing now!
LMAO!
Okay, that was some funny shit…..
“headbutt it in the clitoris.”
hahahahaha
#16: Don’t you wish. You’d probably watch it. I don’t know why men speak derogatorily about porno actresses when they can’t get enough of them at the same time.
He woke up startled and in a cold sweat. So, it was a bad dream after all. God, what a relief. He laid back down, grinned, closed his eyes and farted.
#21 Makes them feel important. Especially with racist undertones.
She looks ‘great’ because she has her legs, a$$ and stomach covered up.
less nuptials = more partay!!!!!!!!!1
So that guy got his vision back? That’s great!
Glad to see he sobered up
“a melty pile of drunken penis hurt”
your words are so beautiful, superfish
Wow. What a bod!!
Wow she is way better looking now.
He found out she had more plastic than his Corvette….
While details are sketching as to what happened between Tara Reid and Internet entrepreneur Michael Axtmann, it doesn’t look like those two are getting hitched anytime soon. Tara issued a brief statement
I haven’t seen her in public for a while and I must say she looks really good. So normally dressed but still beautiful.
there are other options to fool americans.
zay?flama hap?leri
couple things.. these photos of her look pretty good actually.. is she all cleaned up? 2nd, she’s only 34 .. really? yea, wedding called off, didn’t see that comin.
What!? Does that mean that i still didn’t get rid of Tara Reid!?
That first picture of her is unrecognizable! This is what happens when pretty girls mess with perfection and get plastic surgery.
surprisingly,she doesn’t look bad at all in these pics.
whatever…as long as she doesnt reproduce.
No, more like surprised when I heard she WAS getting married.
no matter what people may say i still admire you , if i can get more infor about you then it will be OK, because i am still single looking for talented star like you