Because she’s synonymous with successful film-making, Tara Reid brought her cleavage of death to Cannes this weekend. I’m pretty sure that if you fell into the gap between her breasts, you’d not only see time collapse on itself, but you’d come back as a glowing space baby. Back me up, Stephen Hawking. Ow! Not into me with your chair. Ass.
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hidethe_cutlery | May 18, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Gravity is cruel
chupacabra | May 18, 2009 at 1:00 pm
who is paying for this? Girl hasn’t had work in longer than Lindsay.
Randal | May 18, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Love the summer dress there Tara, it brings out the blue color of your eyes. I think it’s great you’ve made a choice to spend time out of the entertainment industry for yourself and to stay out of the hectic spotlight that comes with being a big star. Take your time and enjoy life!
Randal
Kim (not Kardashian) | May 18, 2009 at 1:10 pm
When she got a boob job, she should have specified that she didn’t want breasts of an 80 year old woman! Those things look like cow udders!
Jeremy | May 18, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Yeah, she has a 40-50 year old woman’s chest, but I don’t think she’s barely 30. Too much time in the sun? Ugh. The only successful movie I’ve seen her in is American Pie. And that was 10 years ago.
Dude | May 18, 2009 at 1:25 pm
I only clicked on this one because I didn’t think it was possible for Randal to post something good/gay about Tara Reid. Boy was I wrong.
Learn How I Make $103 Profit everyday | May 18, 2009 at 1:27 pm
someone should put her out of her misery.
tom cruise | May 18, 2009 at 1:37 pm
i truly feel sorry for this woman.
she looks 20 years older than she actually is and no man will take her seriously-not with those cow tits and her alcohol addiction.
she’s got no job and even she knows that she will never be a movie star and no one will give her a role in a serious film that doesn’t involve frat boys getting drunk and touching each others’ junk.
it’s time to take this old yeller to the shed at the back.
do yourself a favor and OD already.
viewer | May 18, 2009 at 1:51 pm
funbag—- sink hole—- funbag
alisa | May 18, 2009 at 2:01 pm
her implants are just too big for her skin ..they should have put them under the muscle. but anyway umm fake breasts or not.. some women’s breasts are actually just spaced apart. wow shocker. if you have seen boobs NAKED and not being smashed together with a push up bra you would know this.
Melissa | May 18, 2009 at 2:01 pm
K, so they’re fake tits. And we’re wondering why they look fake?
And, I’m sorry… Randal, I’m not jumping on the bashwagon or anything, but seriously. You’re starting to remind me of Hannibal Lector…
“Hey, senator… love your suit…”
alisa | May 18, 2009 at 2:02 pm
her implants are just too big for her skin’s elasticity to hold ..they should have put them under the muscle. but anyway umm fake breasts or not.. some women’s breasts are actually just spaced apart. wow shocker. if you have seen boobs NAKED and not being smashed together with a push up bra you would know this.
Dr Frankenstein | May 18, 2009 at 2:10 pm
Behold my greatest creation…..FRANKENBOOBY!!!!
Crazy Oldir | May 18, 2009 at 2:26 pm
whatever, I’d still bang the hell out of her…she is still hotter than a lot of the other girls out there…
Dr Frankenstein | May 18, 2009 at 2:31 pm
“…she is still hotter than a lot of the other girls out there…”
Until you get her top off and realize that her visible scars are not erotic at all…unless that’s your thing (not that there’s anything wrong with that…).
GLADIATOR | May 18, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Methinks the wholw idea of boob jobs is so 90s.
No man in their right mind wants a woman who feels like a plastic doll
Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:
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Igor | May 18, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Dr. Frankenstein is right – I’d hit that in a second, particularly if it was sober enough to move…
Superbiggerevil | May 18, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Tara must’ve blown alot of cock to get to Cannes this year, eh?
RichPort's Ghost | May 18, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Her figure is a case study in yuck.
Kingpin | May 18, 2009 at 3:46 pm
That’s what you call a 7 / 10 split in bowling.
Kingpin | May 18, 2009 at 3:48 pm
That’s what you call a 7 / 10 split in bowling.
le fag | May 18, 2009 at 4:07 pm
John Bobbit’s penis had better reconstruction better than this poor gal’s tits. I want to feel sorry for her, but girl’s asking for it when she dresses for it.
Max Planck | May 18, 2009 at 4:32 pm
RIdden hard and put away wet.
Galtacticus | May 18, 2009 at 4:42 pm
This isn’t the first time of her in Cannes.She’s almost a regular visitor,why can’t she just wait like anybody else till they bring those movies out on dvd?
Gando | May 18, 2009 at 4:45 pm
What movie is she in?
Super Lame | May 18, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Where is the nip slip? Why is this a story? This site is becoming more lame than me… that’s no good. next.
Darth | May 18, 2009 at 4:54 pm
She must be playing in some movie.Look at her dress,which filmset is missing a costume?
Super Lame | May 18, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Where is the nip slip? Why is this a story? This site is becoming more lame than me… that’s no good. next.
Salty Bob | May 18, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Those boobs look fine to me. It’s called bending over, people, boobies look a little funny in that situation. Judge a woman’s tits when she’s standing up straight, not when she’s leaning forward, you bunch of idiots.
mike | May 18, 2009 at 6:10 pm
#29
I take it these are the first photos you’ve ever seen of Ms. Reid. Look up some others. At least she managed to cover up that stomach.
devilsrain | May 18, 2009 at 7:25 pm
Seriously, how/why the fuck is this girl at Cannes. Did she think it was a reference to breasts? The girl must be dead broke at this point.
vito | May 18, 2009 at 11:27 pm
Poor child. I feel bad for her. She used to be so beautiful.
But I think I’d still fuck her in celebration of the days of auld lang syne. Or at least let her suck my dick (just because that’s the kind of guy I am).
--------------------VERY RELEVANT COMMENT------------------------- | May 18, 2009 at 11:44 pm
Shes not that bad. She just needs some collagen, and some work done on her face and she’ll be fine. She still has the bone structure to be beautiful.
vito | May 18, 2009 at 11:51 pm
Hey #29…take a gander at this before you go calling people idiots…
http://www.famousplastic.com/images/tarareidafter.jpg
gerard vandenberg | May 19, 2009 at 12:11 am
the “TEA-BAGS” arrived, enjoy your meal!!
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give her a break | May 19, 2009 at 9:26 am
Atleast she looks sober
Now if only she can save up enought money to get a better boob job and get a stylist, a trainer
Sport | May 19, 2009 at 11:18 am
Waste of a life….
Taradise | May 20, 2009 at 9:34 am
C’mon guys! Can’t you find someone else to pick on…now that I don’t get shitfaced all the time, looks like you’re focusing on my twins more and more.
Seriously, they’re not that interesting
You should check out Katy Perry’s :)
Miles | May 25, 2009 at 10:53 pm
Hey Tom Cruise why you fucking do us all a favor and kill your fucking self.. Fuck you. I hope you fucking die and I also hope you have to watch your mom get raped right before you die… Tara is soooo fucking HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHat a perfect bod… Damn she is so hot. I would fuck the holy shit out of her oh so sweet pussy. ANd those tits man I would titty fuck those things so nice. wowww So Perfect Tara is…
Miles | May 25, 2009 at 10:54 pm
Hey Tom Cruise why you fucking do us all a favor and kill your fucking self.. Fuck you. I hope you fucking die and I also hope you have to watch your mom get raped right before you die… Tara is soooo fucking HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHat a perfect bod… Damn she is so hot. I would fuck the holy shit out of her oh so sweet pussy. ANd those tits man I would titty fuck those things so nice. wowww So Perfect Tara is…
Miles | May 25, 2009 at 10:55 pm
Hey Tom Cruise why you fucking do us all a favor and kill your fucking self.. Fuck you. I hope you fucking die and I also hope you have to watch your mom get raped right before you die… Tara is soooo fucking HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHat a perfect bod… Damn she is so hot. I would fuck the holy shit out of her oh so sweet pussy. ANd those tits man I would titty fuck those things so nice. wowww So Perfect Tara is…