Tara Reid’s mutant cleavage
Because she’s synonymous with successful film-making, Tara Reid brought her cleavage of death to Cannes this weekend. I’m pretty sure that if you fell into the gap between her breasts, you’d not only see time collapse on itself, but you’d come back as a glowing space baby. Back me up, Stephen Hawking. Ow! Not into me with your chair. Ass.