Tara Reid’s mutant cleavage

May 18th, 2009 // 42 Comments

Because she’s synonymous with successful film-making, Tara Reid brought her cleavage of death to Cannes this weekend. I’m pretty sure that if you fell into the gap between her breasts, you’d not only see time collapse on itself, but you’d come back as a glowing space baby. Back me up, Stephen Hawking. Ow! Not into me with your chair. Ass.

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  1. hidethe_cutlery

    Gravity is cruel

  2. chupacabra

    who is paying for this? Girl hasn’t had work in longer than Lindsay.

  3. Randal

    Love the summer dress there Tara, it brings out the blue color of your eyes. I think it’s great you’ve made a choice to spend time out of the entertainment industry for yourself and to stay out of the hectic spotlight that comes with being a big star. Take your time and enjoy life!

    Randal

  4. Kim (not Kardashian)

    When she got a boob job, she should have specified that she didn’t want breasts of an 80 year old woman! Those things look like cow udders!

  5. Jeremy

    Yeah, she has a 40-50 year old woman’s chest, but I don’t think she’s barely 30. Too much time in the sun? Ugh. The only successful movie I’ve seen her in is American Pie. And that was 10 years ago.

  6. Dude

    I only clicked on this one because I didn’t think it was possible for Randal to post something good/gay about Tara Reid. Boy was I wrong.

  7. someone should put her out of her misery.

  8. tom cruise

    i truly feel sorry for this woman.
    she looks 20 years older than she actually is and no man will take her seriously-not with those cow tits and her alcohol addiction.
    she’s got no job and even she knows that she will never be a movie star and no one will give her a role in a serious film that doesn’t involve frat boys getting drunk and touching each others’ junk.

    it’s time to take this old yeller to the shed at the back.
    do yourself a favor and OD already.

  9. viewer

    funbag—- sink hole—- funbag

  10. alisa

    her implants are just too big for her skin ..they should have put them under the muscle. but anyway umm fake breasts or not.. some women’s breasts are actually just spaced apart. wow shocker. if you have seen boobs NAKED and not being smashed together with a push up bra you would know this.

  11. Melissa

    K, so they’re fake tits. And we’re wondering why they look fake?

    And, I’m sorry… Randal, I’m not jumping on the bashwagon or anything, but seriously. You’re starting to remind me of Hannibal Lector…

    “Hey, senator… love your suit…”

  12. alisa

    her implants are just too big for her skin’s elasticity to hold ..they should have put them under the muscle. but anyway umm fake breasts or not.. some women’s breasts are actually just spaced apart. wow shocker. if you have seen boobs NAKED and not being smashed together with a push up bra you would know this.

  13. Dr Frankenstein

    Behold my greatest creation…..FRANKENBOOBY!!!!

  14. whatever, I’d still bang the hell out of her…she is still hotter than a lot of the other girls out there…

  15. Dr Frankenstein

    “…she is still hotter than a lot of the other girls out there…”

    Until you get her top off and realize that her visible scars are not erotic at all…unless that’s your thing (not that there’s anything wrong with that…).

  16. GLADIATOR

    Methinks the wholw idea of boob jobs is so 90s.

    No man in their right mind wants a woman who feels like a plastic doll

    Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:

    http://burpnassker.mybrute.com

  17. Igor

    Dr. Frankenstein is right – I’d hit that in a second, particularly if it was sober enough to move…

  18. Superbiggerevil

    Tara must’ve blown alot of cock to get to Cannes this year, eh?

  19. Her figure is a case study in yuck.

  20. Kingpin

    That’s what you call a 7 / 10 split in bowling.

  21. Kingpin

    That’s what you call a 7 / 10 split in bowling.

  22. le fag

    John Bobbit’s penis had better reconstruction better than this poor gal’s tits. I want to feel sorry for her, but girl’s asking for it when she dresses for it.

  23. Max Planck

    RIdden hard and put away wet.

  24. Galtacticus

    This isn’t the first time of her in Cannes.She’s almost a regular visitor,why can’t she just wait like anybody else till they bring those movies out on dvd?

  25. Gando

    What movie is she in?

  26. Super Lame

    Where is the nip slip? Why is this a story? This site is becoming more lame than me… that’s no good. next.

  27. Darth

    She must be playing in some movie.Look at her dress,which filmset is missing a costume?

  28. Super Lame

    Where is the nip slip? Why is this a story? This site is becoming more lame than me… that’s no good. next.

  29. Salty Bob

    Those boobs look fine to me. It’s called bending over, people, boobies look a little funny in that situation. Judge a woman’s tits when she’s standing up straight, not when she’s leaning forward, you bunch of idiots.

  30. mike

    #29

    I take it these are the first photos you’ve ever seen of Ms. Reid. Look up some others. At least she managed to cover up that stomach.

  31. devilsrain

    Seriously, how/why the fuck is this girl at Cannes. Did she think it was a reference to breasts? The girl must be dead broke at this point.

  32. vito

    Poor child. I feel bad for her. She used to be so beautiful.

    But I think I’d still fuck her in celebration of the days of auld lang syne. Or at least let her suck my dick (just because that’s the kind of guy I am).

  33. Shes not that bad. She just needs some collagen, and some work done on her face and she’ll be fine. She still has the bone structure to be beautiful.

  34. vito

    Hey #29…take a gander at this before you go calling people idiots…

    http://www.famousplastic.com/images/tarareidafter.jpg

  35. the “TEA-BAGS” arrived, enjoy your meal!!

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  37. give her a break

    Atleast she looks sober
    Now if only she can save up enought money to get a better boob job and get a stylist, a trainer

  38. Sport

    Waste of a life….

  39. Taradise

    C’mon guys! Can’t you find someone else to pick on…now that I don’t get shitfaced all the time, looks like you’re focusing on my twins more and more.

    Seriously, they’re not that interesting
    You should check out Katy Perry’s :)

  40. Miles

    Hey Tom Cruise why you fucking do us all a favor and kill your fucking self.. Fuck you. I hope you fucking die and I also hope you have to watch your mom get raped right before you die… Tara is soooo fucking HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHat a perfect bod… Damn she is so hot. I would fuck the holy shit out of her oh so sweet pussy. ANd those tits man I would titty fuck those things so nice. wowww So Perfect Tara is…

  41. Miles

    Hey Tom Cruise why you fucking do us all a favor and kill your fucking self.. Fuck you. I hope you fucking die and I also hope you have to watch your mom get raped right before you die… Tara is soooo fucking HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHat a perfect bod… Damn she is so hot. I would fuck the holy shit out of her oh so sweet pussy. ANd those tits man I would titty fuck those things so nice. wowww So Perfect Tara is…

  42. Miles

    Hey Tom Cruise why you fucking do us all a favor and kill your fucking self.. Fuck you. I hope you fucking die and I also hope you have to watch your mom get raped right before you die… Tara is soooo fucking HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHat a perfect bod… Damn she is so hot. I would fuck the holy shit out of her oh so sweet pussy. ANd those tits man I would titty fuck those things so nice. wowww So Perfect Tara is…

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