Just when you thought Tara Reid would spend her 30th birthday party like some double-jointed gymnast in a low-budget bukkake film, she doesn’t. She behaves herself. There’s only one explanation for this – her mom was at the party.
I just wasted 5 minutes of my life looking at each of those photos. Why? I was checking out all of the hairy chest exposed LA douche bags and the manly bodyguard (cleverly disguised in a little black dress).
I’ve posted this in the forum section. But it deserves to be posted here too.
THE GIRL HOLDING TARA’S ARM IS LINDSAY LOHAN CLON!
As you can see, a bad job.
Tara Ried is no doubt the queen of plastic surgery’s gone bad. Her boobs are lopsided in one of those pics. Have you seen her belly? Ugh! She needs to upgrade her plastic surgeon to Dr. Frankenstein. Poor drunken whore.
What a dumpy pig. Ill bet Pamela Anderson loves Tara Reid. Next to Tara, Pam looks like Princess Diana. Ill bet Courtney Love, loves Tara. Next to Tara, Courtney looks like… Well, Courtney still has the Drunken Skank category rapped up but, Tara is a close second. I think maybe she is a Nilest.
yeah lindsay lohan without nasty freckled diseased skin and a shirt showing her new boobs
key word: new
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