Tara Reid’s bra is a master of illusion

Tara Reid went on a harbor cruise from the Finger Wharf in Woolloomooloo in Sydney. I’m going to leave that sentence alone. Anyway, I’m always astounded when Tara Reid’s cleavage looks unreasonably decent instead of the hellish nightmare it truly is. But I still wouldn’t walk around with a face that says “Oh yeah, I’d hit that.” Which is clearly what the guy behind her is doing. May I suggest a safer alternative to rest your penis while in Australia, sir? Like the mouth of a crocodile. Or underneath the foot of a kangaroo.

Photos: Pacific Coast News
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