Tara Reid’s bra is a master of illusion

December 7th, 2007 // 113 Comments

Tara Reid went on a harbor cruise from the Finger Wharf in Woolloomooloo in Sydney. I’m going to leave that sentence alone. Anyway, I’m always astounded when Tara Reid’s cleavage looks unreasonably decent instead of the hellish nightmare it truly is. But I still wouldn’t walk around with a face that says “Oh yeah, I’d hit that.” Which is clearly what the guy behind her is doing. May I suggest a safer alternative to rest your penis while in Australia, sir? Like the mouth of a crocodile. Or underneath the foot of a kangaroo.

Photos: Pacific Coast News
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  1. mimo

    Oh, gross. What is her problem?

    http://www.lost.eu/6daf9

  2. mimo

    Oh, gross. What is her problem?

    http://www.lost.eu/6daf9

  3. RichPort

    I see someone’s stylist has been promised overtime pay. Now they jusy need to get her gynecologist that hazardous materials full body suit and face mask, and she actually end up being… on fuck it, she an orange whore. And we’ve just officially declared war on the land own under.

  4. DeepFriedJesus

    I got fiver bucks that says you could fit all 5 Finger Wharves up her Woolloomooloo no problem.

  5. sam

    does anyone else find tara attractive because i do.. I think she is beautiful and has always been hott..

  6. shaun

    that’s an amazing dress… i want it for my gf

  7. OK, THE GUYS FACE IS NOT SAYING “I’D HIT THAT”
    HE IS ACTUALLY JUST ABOUT TO PASS OUT FROM THE STENCH OF BOOZE AND CIGARETTES.
    OOH, I AM POSSIBLE GENIUS.
    SHE SHOULD MARKET IT!!!!
    STENCH, A TARA REID INSPIRED FRAGRANCE, FOR THOSE WHO WANT TO SMELL LIKE THEY SMOKE IN THE CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP, BUT DON’T WANT THE ‘SEXY’ WRINKLY UPPER LIP SMOKERS GET.
    OH, AND HER FACE LOOKS LIKE A BROWN PAPER BAG WITH OUT THE GREATNESS OF A BEER CAN INSIDE OF IT.

  8. tom

    ah I think you are crazy first of all have u smelled her before.. even if she did smell bad that would not keep any normal male from having sex with tara.. she is perfect and very sexy. And her skin tone is perfect as always tara can continue to smoke and drink all she wants and she will still stay hott.. amazing no one else can do that.. she is in her early 30′s and is still beautiful..

  9. xman

    I love her. Tara you are Hotttttttttttttttttttttt

  10. cool! the dress or clothes is so pretty and individuation, I like it! gals at http://pinkmingle.com say they want to have a same one. where can they buy it?

  11. PostmortemG

    “She has got baggy eyes, with too much eyeliner, which makes her look like something from day of the dead.”

    Day Of The Dead is the greatest zombie movie ever. =D

    Lay off the cigs and booze, Tara!

  12. ed

    Tara can smoke and drink all she wants and she will still be sexy no matter what.. here’s to the hottest celeb..

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