Tara Reid’s bra is a master of illusion

December 7th, 2007 // 113 Comments

Tara Reid went on a harbor cruise from the Finger Wharf in Woolloomooloo in Sydney. I’m going to leave that sentence alone. Anyway, I’m always astounded when Tara Reid’s cleavage looks unreasonably decent instead of the hellish nightmare it truly is. But I still wouldn’t walk around with a face that says “Oh yeah, I’d hit that.” Which is clearly what the guy behind her is doing. May I suggest a safer alternative to rest your penis while in Australia, sir? Like the mouth of a crocodile. Or underneath the foot of a kangaroo.

Photos: Pacific Coast News
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  1. IWONKY

    #38&39 – Hey! Spambot from hell! You can’t spell and your ass smells!

  2. Ted from LA

    That’s a bra that will live in infamy.

  3. jelly456897

    .How sexy Tara Reid is! i just heard someone said on Yahoo group that she is a member of an online site seekingsugar.com, you know the site is a rich men seeking fun site. Sugar Daddy and sugar baby… omg if it is true!

  4. fhf

    really?

  5. fhf

    really?

  6. fhf

    really?

  7. lucy

    maybe

  8. lucy

    maybe

  9. lucy

    maybe

  10. lucy

    maybe

  11. lucy

    maybe

  12. too sexy ,hi !guys ,if you want to see more hot girls ,just follow me

  13. wiinja

    those bags are not fun

  14. Rose

    @8: I couldn’t agree with you more.

  15. I don’t know where your TITS were bought but I think it was at some kind of BUTCHER in OHIO!!

  16. I don’t know where your TITS were “bought” but I think at some kind of a BUTCHER in OHIO!!

  17. Superficial_Regular

    Guys,
    The image thumbnails in your RSS feeds have been broken for days now. Hope you’re aware and doing something about it.
    Thanks.

  18. raven

    her knee’s look yummy!

  19. Natalie

    she looks good, shes looked worse and so have many many others

  20. Okay, so look above the brown part of the dress right between her legs. The light tan blob is shaped like a nut sac!

    Further confirming my belief that Tara Reid has scrotum.

  21. BishOP

    Might as well be fucking an ashtray and rolling around in Jack Daniels. At least then you’d get the same effects–but without the venereal diseases.

  22. Headache

    Her shoulders are so skinny, they look like a TV food tray. And below, there are these basket-ball size fake breasts, and these very skinny legs with a lot of wrinkles above the knees. Her teeth look very fake too, and here hair is fried to death.
    It is scary that some men label this woman “sexy”. Too many video games, I guess; mutating hormones.

  23. lisa630

    Her breast is big! She must have something cosmetic surgery or get some special product.
    I know pubspa.com is a good resource.

  24. woodhorse

    I know we’re supposed to be nice to immigrants but I sort of wish #73 would burn in hell.

  25. woodhorse

    #1, it was pube spa (see 73). I think pube spa should have to give tara 75% of their gross earnings.

  26. … may also defy gravity. Her boobs are usually around her knees despite being fake. Ha!

  27. I’m sure the photoshop will be jobless without you!!

  28. no

    Unfortunately her makeup isn’t.

  29. lidia

    I love you Tara! :D

  30. Nikky Raney

    aww she looks great!

  31. sackwrangler

    Her knees are jacked up!

  32. Kate

    The expression on that guy’s face is priceless.

  33. zuzuspetals

    It really grosses me out when women with big breasts show cleavage.
    They remind me of huge udders.

  34. kakaxi

    She is so sexy with with the gorgeous dress on her. I heard that she appeared on a millionaire&celebrity dating club Richcupids.com She is so popular here.

  35. hehe, you looks so sexy. Is she a nudist? I saw her profile with nude photos on nudist frienship site called nudistconnect.com. She is dating with a nudist guy or enjoy the lifestyle??

  36. race1

    She is known as a Party Girl, she wants to be paid to be at parties.

    She parties to much.

    She will look 50 when she is 35, sad but true.

    She is a actually sad to watch, spiraling down.

  37. Random

    Her legs look disgusting.
    Lipo-suction positive.

  38. Tenchi059

    She reminds me of when I was young, so I love her anyway.

  39. I<3BOOBS!

    I <3 BOOBS! NORMALLY HERS LOOK LIKE THOSE OF AN 80 YEAR OLD BUT HERE THEY LOOKS AWESOME!

  40. secybitch

    #7 If you’re going to type in English then learn the language first. Tara probably is on all of those spammy dating sites that give viruses. It’s her online way of spreading disease.

  41. secybitch

    #7 If you’re going to type in English then learn the language first. Tara probably is on all of those spammy dating sites that give viruses. It’s her online way of spreading disease.

  42. secybitch

    #7 If you’re going to type in English then learn the language first. Tara probably is on all of those spammy dating sites that give viruses. It’s her online way of spreading disease.

  43. manutebol

    i’d love to shove my nose up her ass and take a good, long whiff.

  44. ronin

    Please take Tara and her deformed ugly tits back to USA…. Shes busted ass broke and shows up at gigs for $3000,,,, hahahaha,,,,,, isnt that funny that some one that well known does that,,,,,,,how lame

  45. sharpeidude

    I’d still like to inspect her beaver for termites.

  46. she looks good one minute and horrible the second

    http://ilove-n-ihate.blogspot.com/

  47. tc

    Her hair looks like a bad nylon wig.
    Her tits look fake, and too big.
    The tops of her legs look emaciated.
    She has got baggy eyes, with too much eyeliner, which makes her look like something from day of the dead.
    Her gums look like she has tried to stave of a serious case of gengivitis by using lighter fluid.

    Don’t get me wrong though, I would seriously hit her, and like everyone else visiting this site, she would still be the classiest shag I’d ever had.

  48. Well ,a sexy baby,and i’d love to shove my nose up her ass and take a good, long whiff.
    she is so lovely and pretty,
    looks like one of my netfriends on a muslim matrimonial site http://www.muslimonly.com/i/registration, I just wondering why there are so manypretty girls on that site?

  49. G

    Does anyone else think that the pattern on her dress looks like a biology diagram of ovaries and a uterus?
    shes feral get out!

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