Tara Reid went on a harbor cruise from the Finger Wharf in Woolloomooloo in Sydney. I’m going to leave that sentence alone. Anyway, I’m always astounded when Tara Reid’s cleavage looks unreasonably decent instead of the hellish nightmare it truly is. But I still wouldn’t walk around with a face that says “Oh yeah, I’d hit that.” Which is clearly what the guy behind her is doing. May I suggest a safer alternative to rest your penis while in Australia, sir? Like the mouth of a crocodile. Or underneath the foot of a kangaroo.
Photos: Pacific Coast News































BunnyButt | December 7, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Whoever produces that bra should hire her to represent them. If it can make her catastrophic tits look good, just think how spectacular the rest of the world’s would be.
Viepr | December 7, 2007 at 4:29 pm
Who is she again?
Allie | December 7, 2007 at 5:08 pm
seriously. Dont even write about her. she’s a fucking whore.
JoBOO | December 7, 2007 at 5:11 pm
FIST!!
I’d hit that, repeatedly.
JoBOO | December 7, 2007 at 5:20 pm
Them’s some angry looking titties
freakwad | December 7, 2007 at 5:23 pm
hahahahaha@ fish’s commentary.
diego | December 7, 2007 at 5:24 pm
The superficial type things without information see the latest pictures of tare bikini is a very nice person and just write bad things it is a fat obese or gay that it is very nice …
Chao fucking losers
Starchasm | December 7, 2007 at 5:26 pm
Wow, her boobs actually look less like a tanned saddle and more like actual human skin. I salute that bra!
Financials | December 7, 2007 at 5:26 pm
That dude is acting that way cuz Tara paid him. She got $3000 for her appearance and she gave him $2900 to act like his life would be complete if he could tap her. Tara’s agent said it would make her more desirable.
Jimbo | December 7, 2007 at 5:26 pm
@3 Allie, That is what we do in here. What should we write about? How about you? What do you look like naked??
BTW Nice rack!!
Guy | December 7, 2007 at 5:29 pm
I find the name “Woolloomooloo” more entertaining then anything else concerning this post
Guy | December 7, 2007 at 5:30 pm
That and the guys expression in the background of the first photo
Ooba Gooba | December 7, 2007 at 5:31 pm
All this girl does is travel around the world and party. Where is she getting the cash? Is she turning tricks?
swup | December 7, 2007 at 5:33 pm
Shes prett hot . Ive always found her attractive and nothing is better.
The United States of America | December 7, 2007 at 5:34 pm
Dear Australia,
We’re sorry for sending you Tara Reid. We sort of hoped that road whore would shrivel up and die when you guys spray the planes landing in Sydney for bugs. We had no idea that all her high nicotine and alcohol tolerance has basically made her and her crabs immune to poison. We’re running Yahoo Serious movies 24/7 on Comedy Central as penance. Also a tanker filled with Jagger and Redbull is on its way replenish your stocks. Again, sorry – our bad.
Your Pal,
America
mixedmartialartvideos.com | December 7, 2007 at 5:35 pm
she always has a tan
RENEE... | December 7, 2007 at 5:37 pm
Why is she always hanging out in Australia anyways? Doesn’t she ever come home….hey wait a minute, what am I complaining about?! The Aussies can freakin’ have her! (I do have to admit though, much to my dismay, she actually looks fairly attractive her. Yes, even aside from the massive cleavage….she just genuinely looks decent; a little tired and road whorish…but good for her. Good in a Tara Reid kind of way).
RENEE... | December 7, 2007 at 5:40 pm
And no, sorry. I don’t believe the guy behind her is trying to “hit that”. He’s looking pretty gay to me. About as flaming as the lesbo’s red hair next to him.
Auntie Kryst | December 7, 2007 at 5:47 pm
@7
Chayse! I claro see that you are right, I cold no agee more! It ees fat obese gay homo Superficial that no type with information and bad. Bikini peekshure ees nice…
Via con Dios Diego.
Donkey Ass | December 7, 2007 at 5:49 pm
I think she looks good there.
Jimbo | December 7, 2007 at 5:50 pm
@19 WTF!! Can you repeat that in english?
cookie monsta | December 7, 2007 at 5:50 pm
Dear Tara, Go home. Your legs are ugly, and those tits are still a little bit weird….
Lowlands | December 7, 2007 at 5:51 pm
Honestly,i haven’t seen her for a while but i think she does look better lately.I’m almost curious to see her belly-button.
BunnyButt | December 7, 2007 at 5:51 pm
Auntie, will you marry me?
cookie monsta | December 7, 2007 at 5:52 pm
Dear Tara, Go home. Your legs are ugly, and those tits are still a little bit weird….
Auntie Kryst | December 7, 2007 at 5:55 pm
@21 Jimbo I couldn’t even if I tried. I am sort of hoping Diego understands.
Auntie Kryst | December 7, 2007 at 5:57 pm
Sure will Bunny! We have to decide if Texas Tranny going to be a bride’s maid or a groomsman?
BunnyButt | December 7, 2007 at 6:01 pm
Oh, I think we know which TT would prefer …
Bill | December 7, 2007 at 6:07 pm
#4 – all you need to do is hit it once to get a disease, so I guess multiple hits won’t matter.
Sauron | December 7, 2007 at 6:09 pm
I like her pink-brownish tan.
Sauron | December 7, 2007 at 6:18 pm
Is it just me or does she even wear a matching pair of sunglasses with her dress?
Lys | December 7, 2007 at 6:18 pm
what’s wrong with her eyes… She looks like a frog. And not a cute one. Maybe a Toad. Wait, thats kind of mean to these poor creatures. Shes just ugly and totally stupid. Shes not even smart enough to understand that makeup should help to fixe her fucked up face, not make things worst. And i really understand why she is famous, shes like every other star : shes skinny, stupid, has big fake boobs, has long horrible fake blond air, she can’t wear an entire dress and is willing to be naked to get money. Wait, thats a prostitute. Well, same thing.
Tapeworm | December 7, 2007 at 6:19 pm
Oh so that’s what that shriveled-up whore of a cunt is up to these days.
Shouldn’t she be banging some crackhead or smoking her weight in cigarettes?
Clover | December 7, 2007 at 6:24 pm
She looks like my Grandma did in the 1960′s, except with Grandma’s face today in her 80s. Why does she always look so damn old. What is wrong with her facial skin. She looks like one of those Australian Crocks.
909 | December 7, 2007 at 6:26 pm
instant boner
BBW is a con for fatties to feel better about being a fatty. | December 7, 2007 at 6:30 pm
She looks so tired and that tan, smoking and drinking is really damaging her skin!
Lowlands | December 7, 2007 at 6:37 pm
Did she borrow Paris’ wonderbra?
Niche interracial dating | December 7, 2007 at 6:52 pm
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Niche interracial dating | December 7, 2007 at 6:53 pm
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mike | December 7, 2007 at 7:01 pm
tara getting a boob job was a great idea look how good those babies look.. wow she is the hottest woman on the planet.. luv ya tara..
steve | December 7, 2007 at 7:06 pm
#19 ROFL!
To #7,
Yes! You correct! Superfagal, more like it! Tara is verry hott, i wud like to make SEXYTIME with her in her vajeena. I pay dollars top for making sexy with white bald vajeena. I would like to see her bakeenie pictures in my emaleboks.
vaya con dios diego!!
Vince Lombardi | December 7, 2007 at 7:18 pm
I saw a pattern like that once – it was during training camp two-a-days. Ray Nitschke had just finished lunch – something with sauerkraut in it, I think – and he got pancaked on a block by Forest Gregg. Ray’s lunch looked just like that on the 32 yard line.
WHAT! | December 7, 2007 at 7:20 pm
Old leader face looks good from the face down and from the rib case up. WOWIE!!
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Roger | December 7, 2007 at 7:42 pm
Is it me or does the pattern on her dress remind you of a large vagina??
Karisha | December 7, 2007 at 7:51 pm
I love BOOBIES!!!
Karisha | December 7, 2007 at 7:58 pm
#44 No its not only you…that is definately a large vagina on her dress
woodhorse | December 7, 2007 at 8:07 pm
Diego, for realz Auntie Kryst is no good for you. She has been many times with the immigration mans loving the macho uniforms, she has no will power and she is high all the time.
Missystar | December 7, 2007 at 8:12 pm
Who’s that lazy-eyed fuck in the background?
woodhorse | December 7, 2007 at 8:15 pm
Diego, for realz Auntie Kryst is no good for you, she always sexing up the immigration federales, she no has will power and high all the time. Olvida lo!
woodhorse | December 7, 2007 at 8:33 pm
Fish, I wasn’t much funny the first time, please fix the post button.