Tara Reid’s bikini almost fits

Bludgeoen me to death with your mis-shappen fun bags of love sweet Tara.

then again…she’s just another restaurant pig…with blonde hair…and a BAAAAAADDDD tummy job…face job
ok tara reid is pretty much ugly now.

Here’s the thing….As gross as CLove is, she had a child. Tara Reid really has no excuse…she has just been over poked, over prodded and peed on. Obviously everyone hates her to let her out of the country- hotel room-house…looking like that without the protection of a bag over her head.
When is everyone going to stop puttng us through the horror of having to look at her. She’s really not a celebrity anymore…more like a Tammy Faye Baker type.
Oh the inhumanity of it all….

Fuck that shit is Fergalicious

#53…BEAUTIFUL

throw some d’s on it.

#54 and by that you mean disgusting…right?

Well since she’s obviously earning her income as part of some sort of freak fetish prostitution ring I’ll say it right here and now: I’ll give her twenty bucks if she lets me shit on her face.

Ball’s in your court Tara, TWENTY and that’s american.

If Tara hadn’t of fucked up her body she could’ve been a model.

I mean, they’d have to hide the champagne backstage but…she could’ve made something of herself. Too bad. Now all she’s gonna be known for is being the town drunk.

So sad.

I’m known as the town drunk, and in no way does that offend me. I also pooped in the refridgerator and ate the whole wheel of cheese.

#53 that’s TWO “k”s in BAKKER – which she married into – do you really think something human could wear that much eye makeup and be married to Jim??

The WHOLE wheel?

#53 Never had any kids? isn’t old? how did this nightmare happen? madonna pretty much fucked anything that moved and her stomach doesn’t look like that after 2 kids??? Did Tara use to be a Krispy Creme model? How did this happen? If drugs and alcohol attacked the abdomen, there would have been a public service announcement… the only reasonable explanation I can come up with is that she used a Home Liposuction Kit that you hook up to your car exhaust….

#63 it happened due to a botched tummy tuck or some shit like that. She wanted a six pack and it went horribly wrong. Which is why I stick to losing weight the regular old healthy way, sticking my fingers down my throat.

Tara’s boobs looking like escapees is all we get today? Please, work on good stories, such as:

1.) Harrison Ford shows his dick behind the scenes during the filming of Star Wars

B.) Mark Walburg releases sex tape

or

7.) Michael Jackson has been dead for 17 years, white imposter caught.

Her stomach looks like a tree trunk. You’d think for getting lipo they could’ve at least given her a waist.

I mean christ…it looks like Tara, Courtney, and Jenna all got thier plastic surgery in the back of a van parked in an alley. How hard could it be to find a decent plastic surgeon!

she looks liike donatella versace but donatella is like 50 smokes a ton and has 2 kids

Definitely seeing extra aureole in this pic. A prime example of putting five punds of shit in a two pound bag. Haggard as all get out.

Too bad that she holds more cottage cheese than Mr. Breakstone. or else we’d be liking this LOTS. Can we replace Tara’s face & stomach with Scarlett Johannson’s maybe? Where are our Photoshop wizards here?

Cover that stomach up, it looks like the omelet I made for hubby. Has this woman not heard of a tasteful one piece. Normally I don’t recomend them for slim young girls because bikini’s are fun but, in this case she needs a one piece, preferably halter style to squish those boodies together so the look normal.
Obviously she’s not that traumatized by her plastic surgery bride of Frakenstein body because she’s showing it off.

Note to plastic surgeons; big breast are not three inches apart. What retard did this to her and had he/she ever seen another real, live woman before or even an undressed barbie doll, something?

Tara Reids bikini bods before and after should have to be posted on every plastic surgery website and plastered up on the wall in every doctor’s office, with the heading:THE RISK OF PLASTIC SURGERY.

The loss of being pretty at the hands of medical science is a travesty, like the world needs more ugly people. This shit has got to stop; my eyes are not happy.

You’d have to pretty damn drunk to think ya look good in that!!!
Even I wouldn’t put that horrible thing on, and I can DRINK!!! Well, when I get that drunk I usually just get naked altogether…what, like you haven’t???

Almost doesn’t count when it comes to your clothes fitting

yikes!

Scar Tissue Belly!

I was busy shining my stones until i saw that pic – everything ended up doing the ostrich and now i’m having to pound on my gut trying to get it to drop – thanks tara!

#75 Blind Vice said that if you put on a waiter costume, Tara will jump your bones in the stairwell during a bar mitzvah. BYOB.

she goes from looking awful to ok then awful again

LMAO at all those that saw pics of her a few weeks back and said she looked great and was back. Her walleyed silly cones and mini-golf belly are as bad as ever. Stay away from bikinis Tara, you look horrid in them.

At least Courtney Love is old, what’s this bitch’s excuse?

he he he, Tara has been down under, advertising for a internet company called DODO, at least now ya know where the surgery bucks came from. Hand her a mirror PLEASE!!

Tara needs to be put down.

I think we’ve all learned the ‘moral’ of Tara, Courtney, and Jenna’s collective stories: …don’t suck your stomach whilst simulatneously getting a boob job. You will look like a rough tree trunk that has developped a pair of bulbuous bark infections.

Oh My God she is fucking Bursting outta that thing! Ha, this pic made my night. What an idiot!

She is an idiot to see that this just doesn’t fit. I think she’s one of those size label freaks – “I’m a size 2, this is a size 2 – I can’t wear a 4!” (Even tho a size 6 fits those blobby boobs better…)

I thought she got her huge implants removed and replaced. Is this an old picture?

If this is a recent picture than she should be sued by People magazine for claiming that her botched plastic surgery had been fixed. Her stomache looks like a science class report on Tumors

So now we know why Jenna has been keeping those producers of How to Make Love Like A Porn Star waiting- she’s waiting for her plastic surgeon to return with her vagina which he accidentally grafted around Tara’s navel. But Tara won’t give it back cos this is the best her stomach’s ever looked.

I would so hit that !! Yeah, so would you !

87-Yeah, with a 21 inch steel billy club I would:) Or maybe a “pretty stick”.

This woman is a stupid drunken cow. Her ass looks even worse than her belly. It’s all saggy and creased and everything.

I can forgive the sag (and even a sprinkling of pimples), but creases?

Never.

i like taras face…. no mor. and voice…. its so clever and sexy

I would still hit that repeatedly. As ugly as she is now, she would probably allow backdoor action.

good idea,i like it