Tara Reid loves alcohol more than I do. Some say she may even marry it. Who knows? What I do know is that she was asked to host the Bikini Beach Party 2008 at Crobar in Chicago. I’m guessing lots of coke was involved in that decision because, Surprise!, Tara showed up an hour late and proceeded to drink the entire bar. No really, the entire thing. She picked it up, tilted into her mouth and started chugging as if it was her childhood juice cup – which, coincidentally, also contained scotch. FOX News reports:
According to an eyewitness, at one point Reid was busting her moves in the man-made sandbox while holding a martini before going on stage and giving a very slurred shout-out on the mic.
The “American Pie” actress apparently then made her way upstairs into the VIP room while bumping into people and even knocking other guests’ drinks out of their hands.
TMZ also reports that last night Tara had her friends stage a fake scene for a reality show just so she could get into Hyde. Christ, she’s like an alcoholic version of the Hamburglar: “Robble robble. Pour me a drink. Robble robble. No, this is my real voice. Robble robble. If babies were made of rum, I’d drink them. Robble robble robble.”