Tara Reid wears stripes…whee!

March 29th, 2007 // 94 Comments
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This isn’t even close to news, but Tara Reid was spotted in Hollywood with a striped shirt looking relatively okay. Exciting, isn’t it? You paid for your whole seat but you’ll only need the edge!

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  1. BarbadoSlim

    whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…t?

  2. schack

    interesting is by definition the opposite of boring.

    if everything is interesting, there is nothing boring, and the word loses its meaning.

    drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  3. biatcho

    You know what else is hilarious? All the little queerbaits on here that seemed to sprout up right around the same time the Superficial writer jumped the shark. You little kids always take something golden & turn it into absolute shit on a stick. Please, some of us are begging you to go back to PerezHilton.com with the other rejects of society.

  4. jrzmommy♠

    shut the fuck up. you’re making me seasick.

  5. Jimbo

    Is it working on biatcho? And why put forth the effort? Just becuase it can be done does not mean it has to be done.

    Good point Ruby

  6. Hemlock Queen

    Let the owning begin…

    In other news, I have to totally agree with most comments that Tara’s stomach is scaring the bejeezus out of me. It looks like The Alien is trying to rip through where her belly button used to be.

    Also, why the fuck do we care if she’s window shopping? It’s not like she has any money left to shop at anything but Old Navy.

  7. Ruby

    Lesson heeded, Jim.
    Almost stooped but caught myself in time.

  8. jrzmommy♠

    Sware to christ, one fucking dull-normal tells schack one time that something he/she posted was funny and now he/she thinks they’re the authority of comedy. Wanna make me laugh, Schack—run through Compton wearing a Confederate Flag and videotape your beating…..that’ll make me laugh.

  9. schack

    i don’t know… what kinds of stuff do you make in your woodshop? ;)

  10. veggi

    I love her movies. It’s like watching a fat guy try to ride a unicycle. Completely amusing, yet not meant to be.

  11. jrzmommy♠

    And the only point Ruby has is the one on her fucking forehead.

  12. schack

    WHAT movies, veggi?

  13. biatcho

    I am off to a liquid lunch. Jrz, Slim… please take over in my absence. Since I am getting “owned”. Whatever that means to the kiddies with low self esteem.

  14. jrzmommy♠

    Have one for me, Biatch!

  15. Ruby

    Enjoy the slimfast, biatcho.

  16. veggi

    me too!

    and schack, she’s in low budget horror movies that turn into comedies becuase of her.

  17. Jimbo

    You mean the ones where they going running out of the house just in their bra and panties and they find the only branch that can unhook and remove thier bra as they are running from the house? I love those movies

  18. kickservebt

    Her and Lindsay Lohan are the same. From the tits up…they’re not bad. Nice rack..decent face. Below their tits…they are Clay Aiken.

  19. who doesn’t love a hot slut?

  20. HollyJ

    Is it just me, or is her body 90% torso?

  21. murmurzz

    Why do folks keep saying she has a “nice rack”?? Have we all forgotten about her infamous nip-slip already?

    Those things are scary! Her nipple looks like … nipples shouldn’t look: http://www.phun.org/phun/galleries/tara_reid_nipslip/tara-reid-nip-slip-nipple-pics-pictures-gallery.htm

  22. whitegold

    Damn! I would wonder aloud at why Tara Reid seems to always refuse to wear a bra, but then, in these pics, I’m not gonna complain.

    But wtf is up with her stomach?! I heard she had lipo or something, and while her stomach looks thin, it looks like it has some sort of deformity or something. How’d that happen?!

  23. arden

    Where the hell is her belly button?

  24. She’s 8-months pregnant with jellyfish. Either that or a cow-pie.

  25. NicotineEyePatch

    Why don’t you guys – I mean, the ones who get the most defensive about being boring and unfunny – compare myspace pages and start your own goddamn celebrity gossip site, then, if you think you’re so fucking interesting and/or funny?

    The only reason biatcho sounds like a frigid, disagreeable bitch is because none of you simpletons want to admit that it is YOU, not New Fish Guy, that’s turning this site into a verified yawnfest.

  26. stephox

    Looks like the woman next to her has her zipper down… maybe it’s just the pants…

  27. whitegold

    That’s supposed to be a woman standing next to her?!

  28. Slow news day, eh Superfish?

  29. imran karim

    eh not good

  30. ReelWorld

    At least her tits are straight now!

  31. Dan

    First.

  32. CowgirlUp

    Hmmmm… her shirt looks like a boobie-ternicate.

  33. tanuki

    I wanna motorboat those funbags!

  34. suzy

    she really shouldnt wear low rise jeans because it makes her long torso longer and a pair of a 10-year-olds legs stuck on to it.

  35. crazyotto

    she’d be good on the back of my hog

  36. burlesquebastard

    that is the freakiest stomach i have ever seen…

  37. Lowlands

    Somehow her bellybutton is discreet covered up…Or maybe it’s not.

  38. I want to know what brand her jeans are :) Thats all

  39. thexelleos

    my cock would look great between those tits

  40. cj

    Gad Dam I want to TOUNGE her ASSHole!!!!

  41. This isn’t even close to news, but Tara Reid was spotted in Hollywood with a striped shirt looking relatively okay. Exciting, isn’t it You paid for your whole seat but you’ll only need the edge!

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