Tara Reid wears deceptive clothing

September 22nd, 2005 // 60 Comments

It’s ironic because she’s not sexy. Unless sexy means always drunk and has the IQ of maple syrup.


  1. mac2048

    ^^^ Agreed. “Success” is not the first word that comes to mind when most think of Tara Reid.

    Disfigured nipples, a dimply sagging ass, stubby legs, fried hair, and bad skin is never sexy, Tara.

  2. Dawn7

    I’d like to say from personal experience- I did a film with her when she was thin and on nothing but coke. She (in person) was wayyyy too thin, her hair was falling out, and she had long flat boobs that looked like bananas…she didn’t wear a bra either. I wish she would have rolled them up and placed them in a nice little tit-slinger so we weren’t all subjected to seeing that. Oh, did I mention she’s a royal bitch as well? Maybe that’s from losing her period after having like 2% body fat..gross.

  3. Diana

    OdetoBrit, you said it best, a cross breed of paris hilton and britney spears.

    She is GROSS!!!!

  4. Diana

    But I really don’t see how she looks fat at all.

  5. dizzydallas

    I like the back of her head and those horrible extensions can you say breakage..think about butt implants or are you getting the booty in the front look kickin??? the only hope is maybe that is pot that Paris gave her in a one-y

  6. bryansbaby

    Tara Reid is fat.

  7. Queen LaQueefah

    I wouldn’t go and call Tara Reid “fat”, but the does have accordion thighs that could use a couple squats. Other than that she is unfixable and will just have to accept the fact that she looks like that girl I stepped over in the bathroom at that party. I didn’t even care that she saw my cooter when I peed right in front of her, cause her hair was covering her face, and it was stiff with puke. In fact, it coulda been Tara Reid, who knows, whatever.

  8. phil

    wow you people are fucked tara is so hot you guys need help stop l;ooking for little things wrong and look at the big picture shes hot

  9. reggielove

    Yeah, I’m sure she’s HOT if you stick to her face. Her ass is flat and the cellulite on the back of her shapeless legs is more than noticable. I give her another few years and unless she visits a gym a little more regularly she’s going to look like an old hag before she’s 30.

  10. For the richest young actress with all the best tips and beauty treatments, which are called a sex symbol, which is clearly not-sexy.

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