Tara Reid wears bikini, blindess doesn’t ensue(?!)
Maybe my brain is permanently damaged from the Amy Winehouse post or I’m still drunk from
lunch yesterday, but these pics of Tara Reid in Mexico are surprisingly not bad. I see she received the sheet I mailed her to cover up those trouble spots. Read: her ass and stomach. I also sent Tara a paper bag to cover her face but I don’t see it. She probably tried to fill it with booze only to realize, like so many of us have, that grocery bags make shitty cups. For the record, I’m not making a joke about Tara Reid’s debilitating drinking problem. I’m making a joke about Tara Reid being a colossal idiot – who loves Big Gulps full of gin.