Tara Reid wears bikini, blindess doesn’t ensue(?!)

March 18th, 2008 // 77 Comments

Maybe my brain is permanently damaged from the Amy Winehouse post or I’m still drunk from lunch yesterday, but these pics of Tara Reid in Mexico are surprisingly not bad. I see she received the sheet I mailed her to cover up those trouble spots. Read: her ass and stomach. I also sent Tara a paper bag to cover her face but I don’t see it. She probably tried to fill it with booze only to realize, like so many of us have, that grocery bags make shitty cups. For the record, I’m not making a joke about Tara Reid’s debilitating drinking problem. I’m making a joke about Tara Reid being a colossal idiot – who loves Big Gulps full of gin.

Photos: Flynet
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  1. JagedNS

    I want to get drunk now

  2. Auntie Kryst

    There’s my favorite drinking buddy! That bottle of Fiji water is really McCormick’s. Tara thinks smooth gin is for wusses.

  3. Sheva

    Was just watching American Pie clip on cable in HD on the big screen. She was cute before she butchered herself with those melon bags.

    That and her drunken stumble for years.

  4. roastbeef

    that big fat sunburnt guy behind her is dead sexy

  5. Sig

    It’s the right move but geez that’s sad.

    Now we need to get Scary Spice to wear a dumpster and Amy Winehouse to squeeze into a toilet.

  6. Jimboooo!

    From the waist up, I would.
    From the waist down, I probably still would.
    Beggars can’t be choosers, as my mom would say.

    I have to go. My Mom just called me upstairs for dinner.

  7. Hide the Body by Dr. Frankenstein and she actually looks okay. It also helps that she’s not bent over a toilet.

  8. Veroonica

    Good job Tara. Not only is father time kicking the shit out of you, but you take your break from the bout by frying the shit out of that white skin! Not aging well. Face is already sagging and ugh, that posture!

    She’s needs to find a rich drunk guy, get married, pop out a few fetal alchohol ankle biters, and retire.

  9. Sambo the Ass Pirate

    the most impressing part of this story is that Tara was actually smart/sober enough to cover that monstrosity up before going outdoors.

  10. Sidney

    I think she needs to get a one piece swim suit and then she does not have to wear the ridiculous scarf at the pool.

  11. I’d do her if I could choke her with that scarf. I think she’d like that sort of thing. Most girls I’ve tried it on didn’t complain. And if they do, I just tighten it a little…hahaha.

  12. @11 you so funny troll. I think it is time for you to take your nap. night night..

  13. Juaqin Ingles

    #5, It is kinda sad you’re right… but I’m hoping this becomes fashionable, cause damn… look what hangs around pools these days. Case in point: guy behind her.

  14. Binky: R I P Arthur C. Clarke. But don’t worry – your ghost will live on.
    Cliff Notes : Especially during a ‘Tara Reid’ bender.
    And Bink – just checked the last Scary Spice bikini thread and someone was chatting up Knee Ya Ha Ha. Wonder if he got lucky ? Someone else wanted to stick something up your ass.
    Binky: Personally I’m happy with the 2-ply from Costco. 48-pack.

  15. YesAndNo

    Why is this girl on perma-vacation??

  16. Actually Cliff #14 – it was two Scary Spice bikini threads ago.
    (This is looking a lot like ‘Shark week’)
    And by the way I didn’t even bother talking to ‘me’ on that thread.
    I viewed it in the context of Freudian ‘Id’ and ‘Ego’ and figured it would be a lot like wacking off.

  17. Randal

    Trouble spots? Tara has no trouble spots, she looks great in what she’s wearing and wears it well too!

    You’re looking great Tara! My thoughts I send to you.

    Luv ya,

    Randal

  18. What the Gulp?

    “blindess?”

    Nise speling ewe gots their.

  19. Dan

    She almost looks classy if it weren’t for the dumb baseball cap.

  20. 1 MILF Hunter

    Without that scarf, that nasty looking, wrinkled abdomen would be exposed and little kids would go screaming for their mothers. The last thing we need a glipse at is her American Pie.

  21. Cooter

    who the fuck wears a sheet? in Mexico! I went to Cancun and my skin peeled worse than Amy Winehouse’s after sunburn. Shit is hot, and this bitch wants to wear extra clothing? She needs a voice modifier to cover up her trailer park raspy voice. Not sexy.

  22. Cooter

    Actually, let me edit my above post. I’m not even mad. And yes #3, she was pretty good looking in the American Pie movies. But lately…no wonder she’s not in movies anymore. So no, I won’t be mad about the sheet. But she’s gotten pretty desperate to hide that Oprah Winfrey body from the public.

  23. Jakey

    I can’t believe she got all the way through buying this, putting it on, and going outside without remembering that one-piece bathing suits exist.

  24. Jen

    Blonde women are so fake and so ugly. That Ashley chick above is really hot. Enough with the trampy blondes!

  25. jeff

    Tara looks beautiful. I love her. Is she single now? I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “W e a l t h yR o m a n c e. c o m” last week. Just curious.

  26. She looks like Paris Hiltons mom…yikes…

  27. whatever

    I’m blind! I’M BLIND! FUCK YOU FISH!

  28. Mark

    Oh,so cute!I love her.Maybe she want to find more new friends,she is on “SeekingRich.com”.On “SeekingRich.com”,there are many beautiful girls and rich,handsome men,they want to find more friends,find their lover.On that website,they make friends each other.If you are single now,I think you would come to the website.Please believe yourself,you will find your lover.Come on!

  29. Grunion

    How bad of a pap do you have to be to be given the Tara Reid assingment ?

    Fuck me, time to quit, hang up the camera and go back to school man.

  30. I would still hit that over and over and over ….

  31. Bemused

    Dear Tara: Unlike all these snarky posters who live in their mom’s basement and claim you’re ‘ugly’ I think you’re gorgeous–I particularly like your husky voice–and would be happy to invite you for the weekend to my summer place, if you’re interested. Or if you’re worried about too much sun there’s always my little retreat on the Maine coast. We call it ‘the cottage.’

  32. Is she too stupid to just buy a one piece? I guess the answer’s an obvious hell yes.

  33. @28

    she no want to find new friend. she want find decent plastic surgeon won’t make face and body look like sewn together by helen keller.

    P.S. Only friend I want is the Isreali. They the only one’s nice enough to keep chucking bombs into that useless strip of yours.

  34. FCS

    It’s nice when they bring the retarded people out for some sun. As long as it’s not my pool.

  35. jenny

    there is a typo in the headline: BlindNESS not BlindESS.

  36. har.de.har.har

    In the first pic that’s a mirror behind her…

  37. peeps

    I think this is her “creative” (mentally retarded) way of covering up the results of her lastest visit to the plastic surgeon’s (guy with a straw and a dirty army knife) office (a pinto in the parking lot of the local piggliy wiggly).

    Remember her stomach, twell that’s what the thighs look like. Thank the lord for her hideous fashion contraption folks, because it fucking hurts when your eyes bleed and you throw up for 50 days straight.

  38. IKE

    Honestly….she should wear more clothes. Consistently.

  39. Juaqin Ingles

    How did the deflated balloon gut happen anyway? Did she shoot out a secret kid or something?

  40. kevin

    I wonder why she doesn’t get any surgery for her deflated belly? hiding it is certainly not the SOLUTION !!!!!!

  41. Kost2Kost

    Ok what is up with this girl. She used to look good but now…..I dont know

  42. So sexy .I just saw her in millonaire dating site”WealthyLoving.com”.Is really fall in love with a young sexy bpy?

  43. Mobby

    omg….
    tan man boobies FTW

  44. Mobby

    @ 42

    ok ok you said hinding it is not the solution but these are her option:

    1.surgery – on this one people moan it’s fake/ paparazzi will follow her
    2.hiding – on this one some people doesnt like it / paparazzi will still follow her

    all in all not much option isnt it?

    option 3: make house with walls 30 feet above the ground with security cam 24/7 and if the security cam detected camera flash it will shoot bullets that way

    pew pew pew

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