mother fuckin’ fumpsuit = jumpsuit.
I do believe this is the first time a pitcher has become famous for being a fireballer at the age of 34.
Fugly BIATCHHHHHHHH. Needed a chef and personal trainer to get those abs she desperately wanted…… Proabably to pissed to make a sound decision.. Where is her mother??
tara- why not take a leave of abscence and get things together, rather than grasping for any type of publicity
And why is she hanging around with Carrot Top’s twin sister?
What IS this? The Red Carpet of T-Shirts that say Stupid Shit?!
What the hell is that think in the pink shes standing next to ? .. How ugly ?!?
She is actually signing pictures of herself from when she ‘used to be hot’.
“No really, that is me. Was me.”
Hey, but don’t knock plastic tits: mine look fab ;-E) Not all surgeons screw up.
You think her belly looks bad? You should see her liver!!
She looks a little old and broken in the top pic, but she actually looks pretty and girlish in the bottom left one.
Why does she keep showing off her lumpy tummy?
I’m loving the remnants of ejaculate on her T shirt… no that’s ok sweetheart, just shut up, open your mouth and for godssake leave your T shirt on…
She’s definately like the chick from SEVEN who killed herself rather than have her face scarred.
Hey, Tara, YOU’RE VAIN!
Wow, I can’t believe I ever wanted to do her. Now I’d have to think twice about it.
Natural beauty is way more attractive than fake beauty, even when a woman gets older.
I always thought Tara Reid was pretty, but she focused too much on drinking and partying! She should have focused on saying “don’t give me that crap!”
Dressmaker: Don’t worry, Tara, this dress won’t expose your boob.
Tara: Don’t give me that crap!
E! Executive: Don’t worry, Tara, your show is doing fine with us.
Tara: Don’t give me that crap!
Plastic Surgeon: Don’t worry, those bumps on your boobs and the stomach thing will go away.
Tara: Don’t give me that crap, you A**HOLE!
See, focus on these things…
Bad hair extensions, wrong-sized bra, disgusting tummy, crooked mouth …
I miss Jessica Biel
AFJ- what the hell is wrong with your blog site?? I am going through serious AFJ blog withdrawal..and it’s only been 12ish hours.
Is it just me?
Just goes to show you that you can’t ever remove trash from trailer trash…she’s never made it on merit in hollywood…I’m quite sure the ONLY reason she’s ever gotten bit parts is because she play acted like a hoover for the producers, be they male or female. she may as well give it up with the surgeries, NOTHING will help that wreck, and finally is she completely stupid to be announcing “guyS I was dating…”? What a whore! Tara, please, do us all a favor and crawl back to the trailer park.
What the hell is wrong with you people?
She looks smokin’ hot… For a Yankees pitcher who crashed a plane into an apartment building.
Seriously, when stuff gets posted late at night it brings out all the alcoholics. You people can’t spell worth shit when you’re drunk.
“I wanted – I’m not going to lie – a six-pack. I had body contouring, but it all went wrong. My stomach became the most ripply, bulgy thing.”
Next time, I suggest regular exercise and, maybe, a salad occasionally.
#35 – Word on the bad hair extensions. Day-um.
Gawd, she is so gross. And she used to be so cute. What a shame.
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