Tara Reid continued her Miami vacation yesterday which begs the question: Does Tara Reid even work? Anyway, I couldn’t help but notice she’s rocking the rare under-cleavage which almost (almost) distracted me from the Fleshy Picasso she calls a stomach. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to pour scalding hot coffee in my eyes. Ooh, hazelnut!
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Her stomach looks like she got whacked with a hot frying pan.
Nasty cunt.
I wouldn’t fuck her with Brooke Hogans cock. You call that filthy bitch a celebrity? Now, there is an example of “low standards”.
Poor woman! She’s not that old but it looks like she’s been around the block quite a few times! Jeesh, if she looks like this NOW, what will she look like in 5-10 years? It’s pretty obvious that GRAVITY is her #1 enemy!
god DAMN it, fish. stop doing this to us.
pray for mimi
Sweet Christ, make it go away. Using lipstick from 1983 is bad for your health. How old is she anyway?!
Tara get thee to P90X, fantastic workouts. I went from a 40 waist to a 32 waist in 3 months. Change your attitude, change your life.
Well, at least you spared us from having to see her disgusting melted ass again…..ugh! I need to get SO stoned to get that image out of my brain……….
Do you notice the way her right nipple is all perky and pointing like a headlight straight ahead, while the left one is pointing at the ground?
wow, of course, all ppl @ sportinglove.com notice that…….
Aha, here is Miss Chicklet Teeth again.
As if the botched surgery wasn’t enough.
Besides, her shorts are for a 14-year old and the top of her bikini does not fit.
HEY SUPERFISH I AM IN THE US NOW YOU CAN’T PREVENT ME FROM POSTING, HA HAAAAA
(he filtered me out recently)
So, her necklace charms include a banana, a peace symbol, and a tiny jar of coke? Am I seeing this right?
FRANKENHOOKER !
Her stomach looks like the recipient of a skin graft from Denis Leary’s face.
@2 lol!
Gonna’ vomit….NOW! Get outta’ my way!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gonna’ vomit….NOW! Get outta’ my way!!!!!!!!!
Her belly can be amputated, folks?
(americans love to fool themselves)
The moral of this story is …… “The stress of being concerned about public opinion, can bring you much grief and misery.” And even shorten your life.
——————————————————————————————————–
The
Pastor’s Ass
The pastor entered his donkey in a race at the local spring fair
one year, and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the race again the very next day, and it won again.
The local paper read:
“PASTORS’ ASS OUT FRONT”
Upon reading the paper the next morning, the Bishop was so upset
with this kind of publicity that he called the pastor to his office
and ordered him not to enter the donkey in any more races.
The next day, the local paper headline read:
“BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS”
This incensed the bishop and was too much for him. So he
ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun friend of his in a
nearby convent. The local paper, upon hearing of the news,
posted the following headline the next day:
“NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN”
The bishop fainted !
He informed the nun that this sort of publicity was unacceptable
and she would have to get rid of the donkey also. So she sold
it to a local farmer for $10.00. Again, hearing of news of the sale,
the next day the headlines in the paper read:
“NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00″
The bishop could stand it no longer. The donkey and all it’s publicity was
getting to be to much for him. They both had to go. So he ordered the nun
to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild
and set it free. The next day the headlines read:
“NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE”
The bishop was buried the following day.
———————————————————————————————————
So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else’s ass and
you’ll be a lot happier and live a lot longer!
The moral of this story is …… “The stress of being concerned about public opinion, can bring you much grief and misery.” And even shorten your life.
The
Pastor’s Ass
The pastor entered his donkey in a race at the local spring fair
one year, and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the race again the very next day, and it won again.
The local paper read:
“PASTORS’ ASS OUT FRONT”
Upon reading the paper the next morning, the Bishop was so upset
with this kind of publicity that he called the pastor to his office
and ordered him not to enter the donkey in any more races.
The next day, the local paper headline read:
“BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS”
This incensed the bishop and was too much for him. So he
ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun friend of his in a
nearby convent. The local paper, upon hearing of the news,
posted the following headline the next day:
“NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN”
The bishop fainted !
He informed the nun that this sort of publicity was unacceptable
and she would have to get rid of the donkey also. So she sold
it to a local farmer for $10.00. Again, hearing of news of the sale,
the next day the headlines in the paper read:
“NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00″
The bishop could stand it no longer. The donkey and all it’s publicity was
getting to be to much for him. They both had to go. So he ordered the nun
to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild
and set it free. The next day the headlines read:
“NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE”
The bishop was buried the following day.
So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else’s ass and
you’ll be a lot happier and live a lot longer!
Tara has admitted to the bad bob job and crappy lipo on her stomach, but you can tell she’s had lipo on her thighs too. Her veneers look like dentures as well. She is SO Magda (from “There’s Something About Mary”) and she’s barely 30. Reason number 4,722 why you shouldn’t drink your life away. Yuck.
She has man hands
OH WOW MAN!!– WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS POOR WHITE GIRL!!!!
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She is beautiful, no matter what she wears. Every time i signed in
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know it is a site where singles can find their servious tall relationship. They love her so much.
poor tara. I guess thats the result of bad cosmetic surgery.
why does her stomach look like an overcooked hot dog. it looks like plastic, but her top fronts look amazing. are they fake?
I’m afraid I must disagree – her stomach looks much more like a Dali clock.
At least she’s covering up that melted-plastecine ass! *shudder*
Too bad – she was hot in…um….you know…that slasher flick (scratching head)…wtf was it called…?
Put on some clothes, take off the make-up. (That bright powder pink lipstick has got to go. And go easy on the eye liner for Christ’s sake).
WOOOOOOOoooooo!! WOOOOOOoooooooo!!
Its the Tara trainwreck.
God, white women have dreadful bodies
@28 “I give her another 18 months until her money and ‘fame’ run out.
Porn is waiting for you Tara.”
Yeah, but only with Ron Jeremy.
man, she doesn’t look good at all and yet, this is probably the best i have seen her look in a while. she would never have needed plastic surgery if she was willing to just workout. she has one of those classic scrawny-yet-flabby bods that really need to hit the gym. she has zero muscle tone on her.
I saw his profile on fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
I have a PhD in Bosomology (pronounced buzu’mo’tology) which is the study of the, er, bosom. I also have a PhD in Shitology (prounounced she’tolog), but I digress. I can wax quite lyrical over Tara’s bosom, particularyly her right bosom which is a delight to my academic eye and a strain on the bikini top. However Bosomtology includes other related fields such as the relationship between the boso and, for example, the stomach. Alas, poor Tara, this is your downfall. Why ruin a perfect bosom by diverting attention to your tummy tuck. Couldn’t a personal trainer have helped you out?
Oh how I wish to be FIRST but I live in a different time zone and am always piaced between 80 and 120. Cant you guys just hold your views until yours truely has posted a comment FIRST?
Excuse my typing errors dear friends. My prowess on the keyboard leaves much to be desired and my secretary is on leave. I have PhDs in Bosomotology (pronounced buzu’mo’tology) and Shitology (pronounced she’tology), University of Turdsburg..
i’d prolly still fuck her, but i’d make her open wide while i pinched a loaf in her mouth after.
That stomach is sick looking. Gross.
so ugly!
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Wow…, she is so sexy and hot. BTW, my brother told me he saw her profile and photos at an age gap dating club **AgelessOnly.c o m**. She has written some blogs a few days ago. Maybe you should have a look.