Tara Reid still horribly misshapen

April 19th, 2009 // 114 Comments

Like a mutant with a drinking problem, Tara Reid crawled out of a bottle of gin to attend Coachella this weekend. Just looking at these photos, it’s obvious at least one, if not five, of her breasts will soon migrate to her back, and her stomach will eventually morph into Kuato from Total Recall – but lumpier. Anyway, I digress. You guys come here for gossip, not eerily accurate medical diagnoses worthy of the Nobel Prize. (Just drop it in the mail.)

Photos: Flynet
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  1. mafme

    D’oh. Beaten to the Lebowski reference.

  2. Alcoholism....

    “Aint it a bitch?”

  3. Paul McCartney Rocks!

    Who cares about Tara.

    Paul McCartney was awesome headlining Coahcella Friday night! He played a 35 song set for almost 2 1/2 hours!

  4. Paulina

    #2 Um her bag is not fake. You obviously don’t own any L.V. cuz if you did you would know that only REAL L.V. bags darken with use, handles go from tan to brown. And her logos are upside down on one side which is correct

    ================

    As an LV addict, I can tell you that you’re correct…However, it’s basically useless to share that kind of thing with trolls.

  5. friendlyfires

    Amazingly enough, I’ve tapped that … and lived. Not bad. She actually moves around and screams. In a good way.

  6. His Huge Greatness Himself

    Which spy of me saw Tara Reid? Just curious.

  7. SOS

    The bag is real, to the dumb chick in post #2.

    Her face looks different from usual…

  8. Vally

    and the double, triple and quadruple posters are just fucking retarded. Especially the one who’s complaining about it. Dude, just kill your self now please.

  9. Vally

    and the double, triple and quadruple posters are just fucking retarded. Especially the one who’s complaining about it. Dude, just kill your self now please.

  10. Vally

    and the double, triple and quadruple posters are just fucking retarded. Especially the one who’s complaining about it. Dude, just kill your self now please.

  11. azalea

    Sure, her plastic surgeon fucked up big time, but she deserves a lot of credit for not even trying to hide it. In showbiz these days that takes some pretty big stones.

  12. WALKING & TALKING miscarriages must simply be there too, folks!!

  13. Mama Pinkus

    Her nips should be no lower than halfway between her shoulder and elbow; ’nuff said.

  14. She is looking nice. But it seem like had some work on her face.

  15. Nick

    Can it get any worse? First the sleaze merchant Joe Francis called Tara’s vag smelly and loose and then he said she was the worst ever in the sack cuz she just kind of laid there.

    A series of botched surgeries have led to the train wreck that is Tara Reid.

    Tara has been had by the entire New York Jets football team.

    Tara must have more STDs than Paris Hilton.

    Now that’s alot.

  16. Stop the Butcher Doctors

    #63, and if she got a lift you’d pick her apart for that

    Her plastic surgeon needs to be crucified for what he did to her. It’s probably someone that people think “has a great reputation.” These guys are allowed to continue butchering because they don’t get crucified. It’s not fair to ridicule her. None of these people ask the surgeon to mutilate them.

  17. 67

    TARA- the girls are hanging a little too low. . you should fix that along with your nappy hair and drugged out body.. just helping you out

  18. I feel bad for her.

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    ROFL at the commentary!

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  22. Her plastic surgeon needs to be crucified for what he did to her.

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  26. She is still hot to me thoug. I’d hit it lol.

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  30. Tara Reid is looking very nice in this pic.

  31. I think Tara looks tacky in this picture. Maybe she is tired of getting all made up in the morning!

  32. Tara Reid , very nice in this pic, don’t need lose weight . hehe.

  33. Tara Reid’s smile too charming, i love her.

  34. Now thats what i call beautiful! Lets just say i wouldnt kick her out of bed for sure lol

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  36. Tara Reid looking marvelous and amazing in pink dress. Nice dressing

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