Tara Reid still horribly misshapen

By: The Superficial / April 19, 2009

Like a mutant with a drinking problem, Tara Reid crawled out of a bottle of gin to attend Coachella this weekend. Just looking at these photos, it’s obvious at least one, if not five, of her breasts will soon migrate to her back, and her stomach will eventually morph into Kuato from Total Recall – but lumpier. Anyway, I digress. You guys come here for gossip, not eerily accurate medical diagnoses worthy of the Nobel Prize. (Just drop it in the mail.)

Photos: Flynet