Like a mutant with a drinking problem, Tara Reid crawled out of a bottle of gin to attend Coachella this weekend. Just looking at these photos, it’s obvious at least one, if not five, of her breasts will soon migrate to her back, and her stomach will eventually morph into Kuato from Total Recall – but lumpier. Anyway, I digress. You guys come here for gossip, not eerily accurate medical diagnoses worthy of the Nobel Prize. (Just drop it in the mail.)
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Sebo | April 19, 2009 at 11:55 pm
I guess……..FiRsT!!
Ana | April 20, 2009 at 12:01 am
Wow… she looks like she’s had some work done to her face too.
And her bag is FAKE.
Christina | April 20, 2009 at 12:05 am
Her face looks like it’s made of plastic. You’d think after all the trouble she had with her previous surgery, she’d quit fucking around with nature. But it looks like she’s had her lips inflated, botoxed her forehead and had cheek implants. She’s all stretched and unnatural looking, which is sad, because she used to be a really lovely girl.
IKE | April 20, 2009 at 12:17 am
Damn! Why can’t she just cover up?
Find a good burlap bag…..the hoodie version.
finck | April 20, 2009 at 12:17 am
wow shes orange.
love it
finck | April 20, 2009 at 12:17 am
wow shes orange.
love it
sushi | April 20, 2009 at 12:18 am
What a shock. Whorish no talent celebrity becomes addicted to plastic surgery and looks like crap. Next.
sushi | April 20, 2009 at 12:18 am
What a shock. Whorish no talent celebrity becomes addicted to plastic surgery and looks like crap. Next.
sushi | April 20, 2009 at 12:19 am
What a shock. Whorish no talent celebrity becomes addicted to plastic surgery and looks like crap. Next.
Paulina | April 20, 2009 at 12:20 am
I dont know why, but she looks like she would smell…bad.
Dooley | April 20, 2009 at 12:24 am
She should have multi-billions from lawsuits after taking her incompetant plastic surgeons to court. Slam- Dunk!
Maximus | April 20, 2009 at 12:28 am
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake becauise the shadow’s are all wrong.
Wait… Not fake? She really looks like that??
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Maximus | April 20, 2009 at 12:31 am
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake becauise the shadow’s are all wrong.
Wait… Not fake? She really looks like that??
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
gerard Vandenberg | April 20, 2009 at 12:32 am
may I ask: WHAT KIND OF BELLY SHE HAS, folks?
Maximus | April 20, 2009 at 12:32 am
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake becauise the shadow’s are all wrong.
Wait… Not fake? She really looks like that??
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Maximus | April 20, 2009 at 12:34 am
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake becauise the shadow’s are all wrong.
Wait… Not fake? She really looks like that??
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
gerard Vandenberg | April 20, 2009 at 12:34 am
may I ask: WHAT KIND OF BELLY SHE HAS, folks?
Dr McNasty | April 20, 2009 at 1:07 am
What a bunch of retards you all are. You needn’t press the “Post Your Comment” button three or four times. Once will suffice.
As for Tara, she’s looking great.
sal | April 20, 2009 at 1:31 am
Quadruple post ftw!! But seriously, losers like this take all the fun out of what Coachella was originally. Makes me glad I didn’t go, wash-ups and d-listers belong on vh1 not rock festivals.
sal | April 20, 2009 at 1:31 am
Quadruple post ftw!! But seriously, losers like this take all the fun out of what Coachella was originally. Makes me glad I didn’t go, wash-ups and d-listers belong on vh1 not rock festivals.
dew | April 20, 2009 at 1:51 am
@SUPERFICIAL!
You’re having the DUPLICATING COMMENTS problem yet again!
Did you hire Tara Reid to do your programming, or maybe Lindsey Lohan instead?
I’m guessing this site’s making “some” money, with all the complaints about so many ads. Use some of that money to hire a real programmer, dang!
//wonders how many times this comment will post
lettusaurus | April 20, 2009 at 1:53 am
would I hit that? yes I would. I am straight.
Vally | April 20, 2009 at 2:06 am
She looks better than usual. She looks happy. In person she probably blows alot of chix away because the general public (chix) are fat and ugly and listen to alternitive music. So she is probably standing out right now the way men are, a few different drugs/alcohol and its all good. I do envy, yet am content the same.
Vally | April 20, 2009 at 2:08 am
and the double, triple and quadruple posters are just fucking retarded. Especially the one who’s complaining about it. Dude, just kill your self now please.
ObamaYoMomma | April 20, 2009 at 2:18 am
Will someone please kick this carrot-colored cunt in her box? Because goddamnit, if this fucking useless life support vehicle for a vagina reproduces, mankind is doomed.
This whore is a fucking disgrace.
Reido | April 20, 2009 at 2:19 am
Love the attention to detail. That Kuato photo made the article…
johnny | April 20, 2009 at 2:53 am
Looks O.K to me… Maybe you should not be so harsh!
soahc | April 20, 2009 at 2:56 am
She looks like she’s high on coke.
Remi | April 20, 2009 at 2:58 am
She’s all stretched and unnatural looking, which is sad, because she used to be a really lovely girl.
Jesmi | April 20, 2009 at 3:09 am
She looks better than usual. She looks happy. In person she probably blows alot of chix away because the general public (chix) are fat and ugly and listen to alternitive music. love it
Shari | April 20, 2009 at 4:41 am
She looks okay to me.
Mark | April 20, 2009 at 5:30 am
seriously, the superficial writer is a fag
kramer | April 20, 2009 at 6:07 am
Kuato, HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Gando | April 20, 2009 at 6:48 am
Hello!?
mikeock | April 20, 2009 at 7:07 am
Maybe she’s shoplifting peaches under her shirt.
Kels | April 20, 2009 at 7:28 am
I get the sense that ObamaYoMomma isn’t a Tara Reid fan.
mikeock | April 20, 2009 at 7:32 am
Who’s the flamer next to her with the puka necklace?
justifiable | April 20, 2009 at 7:53 am
I love the “1 tip to a sexy stomach” underneath! Hell, couldn’t you go harsh all the way and find a liposuction ad, Fish?
liz4sale | April 20, 2009 at 8:11 am
i think she has an eating disorder. i know her plastic surgery fucked her stomach up, but it looks overly bloated which is a sign of anorexia..and that bitch needs to put on a muthafuckin bra! she looks all around gross in this pic. someone help her. she needs to stop tanning cuz her skin is looking really leathery these days, quit with the heavy black eyeliner, it makes her look trashy, put on some clothes that actually fit well, eat some good food, quit smoking,drinking,drugs,whatever shes doin thats makin her look like such a used up, strung out whore.
justifiable | April 20, 2009 at 8:26 am
#39 She drinks to excess, try that for bloat. If you’ve got a belly that looks like someone shoved lumpy mashed potatoes under a bedsheet, time to rethink the low rise jeans / short t shirt combo.
Gando | April 20, 2009 at 8:53 am
Tara Reid looks in a good state.She doesn’t do booze anymore and her belly button is nicely covered up.Her sandals and toenails look great.
salawhite | April 20, 2009 at 9:58 am
Recently I found a hot club — S e e k i n g t a l l . c o m — just for sexy tall gals and guys to find their cupid. Come on, tall singles. Don’t miss your love.
Darth | April 20, 2009 at 10:18 am
I haven’t seen her looking this good since years.
Me 2 | April 20, 2009 at 10:19 am
She doesn’t look good here but, in terms of her boobs, it’s nothing a bra wouldn’t cover-up so what is she doing walking around without one?
Furthermore, it’s not even popular to wear super low-rise jeans anymore so wouldn’t you think she would take advantage of that to cover-up her botched lipo or whatever went wrong with her stomach?
It’s hard for me to feel bad for her b/c she could easily keep herself off of gossip blogs and tabloids if she would just make different clothing choices. It makes me suspicious that she wears stuff like this on purpose b/c she knows that walking around showing off her bad plastic surgery is the only thing that will keep people talking about her.
It’s a little painful to watch, I sort of wish she’d just remove herself from the public eye.
Encyclopedia Black | April 20, 2009 at 10:35 am
Having had sex with her recently, she is fun in the sack but our cuddle session was filled with her talking about broken dreams. It made me sad so I pretended to fall asleep.
Carol | April 20, 2009 at 10:52 am
she is cute.
melissa | April 20, 2009 at 11:05 am
#2 Um her bag is not fake. You obviously don’t own any L.V. cuz if you did you would know that only REAL L.V. bags darken with use, handles go from tan to brown. And her logos are upside down on one side which is correct.
Schadenfreudelicious | April 20, 2009 at 11:45 am
She’s a waste of space, but we have seen her looking much worse…get those saggy tits into a bra, and cover that misshapen belly with a longer shirt and she is almost bearable….almost.
abide | April 20, 2009 at 11:50 am
I’m just gonna go find a cash machine.
mafme | April 20, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Remember when she was hot in The Big Lebowski?
“I’ll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.”