Tara Reid still a drunken mess, sun still bright
There was a period of about a week where I thought Tara Reid might actually turn out okay. But then this happened and I’m sure that put her right back on the sauce. She was recently spotted stumbling out of Kabaret Prophecy in London looking slightly less than sober. And from the looks of it she was caught in the middle of a truly intellectual sentence. Maybe a complex analysis of cosmic microwave background radiation as it relates to the Big Bang theory. Or maybe a dissertation on the sociopolitical impact of race relations in the workplace. I can only imagine what wonders may have emerged from her mouth. I’m sure whoever heard it had their minds opened forever. Like hearing the voice of God himself.