Tara Reid somehow engaged
Tara Reid’s rep has confirmed she’s engaged, according to Us Magazine. I’m going to assume the lucky man has only seen her naked in the pages of Playboy because there’s no way he didn’t shove his penis in a boat propeller the first time she offered to have sex.
NOTE: For those of you going with “the dude’s blind,” he still has a sense of touch, people. Something would’ve tipped him off when he found himself fondling a sack of Play-Doh with stegosauri for breasts.