Tara Reid sings Total Eclipse of the Heart

March 7th, 2007 // 46 Comments

This is about two weeks old, but it’s Tara Reid’s rendition of Total Eclipse of the Heart which she sang at Sundance 2007. To call it a work of brilliance would be an understatement. I didn’t even know my heart could feel this way up until now. I feel like a kid again, believing that magic is possible because that’s the only way such beauty could be flowing from Tara Reid’s lips.

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  1. HollyJ

    Total Eclipse of her Hole???

  2. LostBayou

    Sadly it wasn’t a total eclipse of her voice.

  3. HollyJ

    Wow, she’s the worst singer EVER. Who knew the whole song was supposed to be sung flat?

  4. Stink

    The only beauty that’s flowing from Tara Reid’s lips is my man yogurt.

  5. the superfish must have hired some retarded writers, because they haven’t been funny IN MONTHS

  6. danielle

    My ears just bled a little.

    Damnit! I should really have 911 on speedial.

  7. Big Daddy Cool

    This would have been way funnier if I hadn’t seen it on MollyGood over a month ago.

  8. Conky

    Does anybody know how to remove a pair of chopsticks that are stuck in your eardrums?

    :(

  9. Once again, I have to miss the folly, due to FRACKING DIAL UP!!!!
    So how bad is it??? Do you all need a percocet now???
    So do I, but for different reasons…..

  10. vandelayindustries

    #8 I’m trying to shove my chopsticks in deeper

  11. That’s it, I’m calling in sick tomorrow, just so I can hang out on the Superficial all day on my own computer with Comcast!!!

  12. HollyJ

    You work at a real business that uses dial-up?
    Where do you work?
    Uzbekistan?

  13. Ezekiel Rage

    That was awesome. One cannot help but love the train wreck that is Tara.

  14. fame is funny

    Where’s Van Wilder? He needs to regulate s.t.a.t.

  15. Niecy

    Listening to that made me want to kill myself. Or better yet, kill her.

    Why does she continue to go out in public? She is always making a fool of herself. Someone please lock her in a basement.

  16. Thanks, my ears just bled all over my desk. Could someone hand me a tissue?

  17. Jiimbo

    I hear Tara and Rose Ann Barr are going on tour together

  18. biatcho

    Yep, she sounds just as dead on the inside as she looks on the outside.

  19. no1justminda

    Why do you do this to us? Icky girls in bikinis and now this?

  20. ThatGirl

    She can read?!?! Or maybe she just memorized all of the words to “Total Eclipse of the Heart.” But that would take skills too… I’m confused.

    Her voice is as fugly as she is.

  21. Lowlands

    It’s good you’re telling it’s Tara Reid otherwise i would assume it’s a bunch of drunk Korean or Japanese folks trying to sing in English.

  22. Anglophile

    I’ve said it before and will say it again: From this angle she looks very, very, very nice — and who cares if she can carry a tune? A weekend on St Bart’s with TR beats sitting in front of a computer any day. Tara, I’m rich, amusing and only slightly overweight.

  23. Lowlands

    Indeed from this angle she’s looking very nice.The playbutton is handy as well to get this frigid woman going.

  24. supafreak

    She singws the line “Every now and then I fall apart” and then she does exactly that. “Turn around, brown eye”.

  25. Spock's Left Nut

    Puke just came out of my ears.

  26. churva_ek_ek

    i’m happy can sing way better than she does.

  27. Sakura

    Heh, she sings more worse then Anna Faris in Lost in translation… And I thought that was quite bad.

  28. What kind of crap is this??!?!?!?!!!!?!!?!111

    No video?!?!?!!!111?!?1?!1?!?1!?!!111??!!!!!

    Audio only suck donkey balls and is not worthy of such a plce here at the Superficial!

  29. total eclipse of her vagina

  30. karifarrell

    Ok, so I finally get home to my cable internet and this is it? What the crap?!?
    I thought there was video!!!
    Whatever. This sucks. She sucks.

  31. TashaVin`

    Better than I could do, lmao…. Shhhhh, its ok, you can stop now, they’re gone…….

  32. Yourfairytale

    I have never experienced pain like that in my life. And I accidentally stabbed myself once.

  33. MY EARS ARE BLEEDING! MY EARS!!! Make it stop! Helen Keller would cringe.

  34. MrSemprini

    Af bleh? Ne gof ji nifs hef ur webd floh. Moa WUIPO frosdib. FROSDIB! F R O S D I B !

    bleh

  35. She just ruined my favourite song. Heck, I can sing it better than that. Jim Steinman probably cried when and if he heard Tara Reid butcher one of his greatest songs.

  36. fame is funny

    I like when the chick says that Tara ‘killed it’ at the end…yes…yes she did…

  37. rc

    total eclipse of her brain. I think only actors go to the Sundance.. is she an actress? wait.. she did American Pie.. wait again… she should’nt be at the sundance.

  38. Lindzee Lohan

    So what did I learn from this…

    Tara Reid is half Indian??

  39. alorenc

    Every now and then I throw up a little bit in my mouth when I hear Tara Reid sing…

  40. superstar

    She sings worse than my little brother who’s voice would break on high pitches and he doesn’t even know the words to the song! He tries to sound like a gangster singing to Ridin’ Dirrty!
    My brother: Try to catch ‘um riden dirtay!
    Tara Reid would probably just edit her voice and put in someone else’s!

  41. HughJorganthethird

    That clip would make the baby Jesus cry. And then go and find tara Reid and kill her. With locusts.

  42. HughJorganthethird

    turn around, stretch marks

    every now and then my gut falls apart

    turn around, stretch marks..

  43. HoraceMcTittiesworth

    You know, with a little tweaking and years of practice, I’m sure Tara Reid…will still be a dumbass whore with no voice.

  44. Ownage

    That is a minute and a half of my life I will never get back, even worse it was not enough time for me to find something sharp to rupture my ear drums.

  45. Deadbeat Dad

    Remarkable. I didn’t know it was possible to sing while downing a wine cooler. Looks like ventriloquism is her true calling.

  46. ha ha…she’s a bad actress – what makes her think she can actually sing?

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