Tara Reid says she’s not an anorexic booze hound

January 9th, 2008 // 79 Comments

Tara Reid insists she doesn’t have an eating disorder or a drinking problem. In fact, Tara would much rather stay in and, knowing her, probably read the Bible to orphans. Here’s what she said to OK!:

On her weight:
“I’m not too thin. I go up 10 pounds, I go down 10 pounds. I was thin for a movie that I just finished [the upcoming horror film Vipers]. Now they’re going to see me and say I’m too fat because I’ve gained 10 pounds… I can’t win!”

On supposedly partying every night:
“I don’t like going out every single night. I like to hang with friends and eat and sit next to a fire — that to me is the best night.”

On people calling her an alcoholic:
“If I have a drink in my hand, it doesn’t make me an alcoholic. If I want a glass of wine, I want a glass of wine. I shouldn’t be afraid of it because of what the media might say. Anything you do, you’re screwed. That’s the lesson I’ve learned.”

I just noticed Tara Reid is not only full of shit but has an unusually long neck. Must be a side effect from all that anorexia. Or the debilitating alcoholism. I can’t decide. Then again it could be the whoring. Can’t forget the whoring.

Photos: INFdaily.com

  1. danielle

    dare i say….tara reid looks [semi-adorable]???

  2. moka

    moka rules

  3. so did she lose weight or get more surgery for her stomach?

  4. danielle

    wow. some people on here can’t spell worth a damn.

  5. jrz

    “Ilike to hang with friends and eat and sit next to a fire — that to me is the best night”

    QUIT. LYIN’.

  6. p0nk

    “long neck” crikeys…now i know who she reminds me of, Geoffrey the ToysRUS giraffe!

  7. Auntie Kryst

    The only lie she is telling anyone is that she actually has an upcoming movie. Who does she think she’s fooling? I will say this much in her defense, I bet she would make a fun drinking buddy. Tara, let’s do some car bombs, call me.

  8. Bigheadmike

    Again, I would love to party with her sometime.
    I bet she is a blast.

  9. What I wanna know is why she parties in a different foreign country every single night?

    Did we kick her out or something???

  10. sicasso

    someone please remind me what this anorexic booze whore did to become a member of the celebutard race?

    and how long before she stars in an amateur sex tape that finds her reveling in some filthy a2m with a meth junkie from Queens?

  11. “Straight To DVD” should be the title of her next movie.

  12. Shallow Val

    No not a booze-hound….Just a dog/bitch/perra/curr/mongrel.

    “I like to hang with friends and eat and sit next to a fire”


    “I like to let my ugly tits hang out in front of some guy friends, eat thier corn hold and frumunda cheese with jello shots, and sit next to the fire so I can dump the ashes from my crack/meth pipe into the open flames.”

  13. The Office Whore

    CAR BOMBS!!!! I’m in!

  14. MindRiot

    Why didnt they ask her about selling herself out to parties?
    What a piece of trash. It’s been downhill ever since she shacked up with those Nihilists in Lebowski.

  15. deaconjones

    Funny. I no longer wish to fuck her while she’s passed out. I have found a new love. Want to know what it is?

    ROAD KILL!!!!!! love me some dead deer ass. hells yeeeaaah!

  16. MindRiot

    Her tits and penis would fall off, Biff – be careful dude!

  17. Biff Henderson

    I’d wack the bejeesus out of that!

  18. Cindy

    I can believe the anorexia-alcoholism combo. Awhile back somebody – I think it was p0nk – said that gobbling semen makes you thirsty but not hungry.

  19. CarneyFreak

    1. she has the right amount of neck.
    2. my mouth wants to circumnavigate that waiste-let*

    *hyphenated for moron readers.

  20. commish

    Hey, Superfish guy? You misspelled the name of the film she just finished.

    The working title, “Yikers!: 2 Girls 1 Cup Redux”.

  21. Ted from LA

    Sing along with Tara: Chin nuts roasting by an open fire, Jack Off, nipping at your nose…

  22. Jrz

    She’s like a chick version of The Hoff.

  23. joeypants

    Is it just me, or does she have a HUGE hand in the first pic. I mean, like MAN-HAND huge. Creepy…

  24. kirsten

    She should have skipped the lipo and opted for butt implants to match those circus tits. Look at pic #4…I mean her equilibrium has to be way off with that pancake ass trying to balance out those implants. That explaines those previous pics of her falling on her face.

  25. Imagination

    joeypants beat met to the punch. Those monstrous hands will be the subject of her next horror film.

  26. Panty-Spotter

    Anyone else notice the barely visible panties? Is it wrong that I love her now if only for the slutty panties?? Slutty panties could heal the world.

  27. Pete

    It’d be weird to be going down on her and come across a cocktail olive.

  28. Bubbles


    That’s just gross…

  29. Tara

    “I don’t like going out every single night. I like to hang with friends and drink and sit on at least a dozen random penises — that to me is the best night.”

  30. Bubbles

    Say FISH….did you hear about Amy Winehouse going Blonde….

  31. onyx

    I didn’t realize Tara was so clean-living. She should be Britney’s sponsor. They could hang out together and eat and sit next to a fire and see who has the looser and more beat-up pussy.

  32. Mal Reynolds

    “If I puke on Michael Stipe’s arm, it doesn’t make me an alcoholic. “

  33. #26,
    You dipshit, that is a chain of some sort, not her panties.
    I think you wouldn’t know slutty panties if they bit you one the nose. Go back to jacking off with your mother’s granny panties.

  34. matt

    Is Tara Reid going through some kind of satanic punishment?

    It’s awful having to see one train wreck of a photo after another. She doesn’t just not look good anymore, she is consistently repulsive. I think she must have sold her soul to the devil to get her part in American Pie. There’s a movie waiting to happen.

  35. Aegnian

    Check out the lucky guy in the pictures. Tonight, when they get home, he gets to lick the scar tissue around her mangled boob job, run his hand over her stomach marbles, reach around in a desperate and ultimately failed attempt to find an ass, all the while tongue kissing until she suddenly burb-vomits. And that’s just the foreplay.

  36. Mal Reynolds

    I’m done. This is my final post.
    I will never be able to write something as good as #35. I am so depressed.

  37. PunkA

    Yeah, she is a long neck all right. Just like a beer. Except she is full of c-u-m. It is part of her new marketing campaign “The C-u-m Guzzler”, now in a long neck container.

  38. darkman629

    In Santa Claus school when they teach them the right way to say, “Ho! Ho! Ho!” they look at a photo of Tara Reid.

  39. Bubbles

    35 – Brilliant, just fucking phenomenal. You get post of the day in my op.

  40. p0nk

    cindy (#18), who the fuck are you? i only told you that story so you’d swallow, bitch.

  41. #40 – The chokefuck would ensure she couldn’t spit.

  42. cindy

    Oh, poor p0nk: if you had gotten a blowjob from me, you would remember my name.

  43. Roflcer of the Lawl

    Video of Tara puking on that dude is on my youtube if you wanna see it.


  44. DVD

    After liposuction shes now on diet.

  45. p0nk

    you’re right rich, apparently i should have applied that method. Cindy, i’ve used so many of you gagsluts.com girls i can’t keep you all straight. my bad.

  46. unohoo

    Ahh, just like the old days…p0nk and Rick, sidling up next to each other for some cyber cocktalk…good times, good times. One word, fellas: Massachusetts.

  47. p0nk

    #46 leave the BeeGees out of this. what?

  48. why is tara reed even making the news.

  49. lexy

    actually i used to watch her show when she visited all the party destinations around the world and even though she did have a lotta adult-themed fun, she seemed really cool & down-to-earth. for real, people hate on her for no reason.

  50. Dr. Nappy

    Wow… she actually looks sexy.

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