Tara Reid insists she doesn’t have an eating disorder or a drinking problem. In fact, Tara would much rather stay in and, knowing her, probably read the Bible to orphans. Here’s what she said to OK!:
On her weight:
“I’m not too thin. I go up 10 pounds, I go down 10 pounds. I was thin for a movie that I just finished [the upcoming horror film Vipers]. Now they’re going to see me and say I’m too fat because I’ve gained 10 pounds… I can’t win!”
On supposedly partying every night:
“I don’t like going out every single night. I like to hang with friends and eat and sit next to a fire — that to me is the best night.”
On people calling her an alcoholic:
“If I have a drink in my hand, it doesn’t make me an alcoholic. If I want a glass of wine, I want a glass of wine. I shouldn’t be afraid of it because of what the media might say. Anything you do, you’re screwed. That’s the lesson I’ve learned.”
I just noticed Tara Reid is not only full of shit but has an unusually long neck. Must be a side effect from all that anorexia. Or the debilitating alcoholism. I can’t decide. Then again it could be the whoring. Can’t forget the whoring.
danielle | January 9, 2008 at 2:15 pm
dare i say….tara reid looks [semi-adorable]???
moka | January 9, 2008 at 2:17 pm
moka rules
mixedmartialartvideos.com | January 9, 2008 at 2:18 pm
so did she lose weight or get more surgery for her stomach?
danielle | January 9, 2008 at 2:18 pm
wow. some people on here can’t spell worth a damn.
jrz | January 9, 2008 at 2:19 pm
“Ilike to hang with friends and eat and sit next to a fire — that to me is the best night”
QUIT. LYIN’.
p0nk | January 9, 2008 at 2:19 pm
“long neck” crikeys…now i know who she reminds me of, Geoffrey the ToysRUS giraffe!
Auntie Kryst | January 9, 2008 at 2:23 pm
The only lie she is telling anyone is that she actually has an upcoming movie. Who does she think she’s fooling? I will say this much in her defense, I bet she would make a fun drinking buddy. Tara, let’s do some car bombs, call me.
Bigheadmike | January 9, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Again, I would love to party with her sometime.
I bet she is a blast.
FRIST!!! | January 9, 2008 at 2:29 pm
What I wanna know is why she parties in a different foreign country every single night?
Did we kick her out or something???
sicasso | January 9, 2008 at 2:30 pm
someone please remind me what this anorexic booze whore did to become a member of the celebutard race?
and how long before she stars in an amateur sex tape that finds her reveling in some filthy a2m with a meth junkie from Queens?
RichPort | January 9, 2008 at 2:30 pm
“Straight To DVD” should be the title of her next movie.
Shallow Val | January 9, 2008 at 2:31 pm
No not a booze-hound….Just a dog/bitch/perra/curr/mongrel.
“I like to hang with friends and eat and sit next to a fire”
Translation:
“I like to let my ugly tits hang out in front of some guy friends, eat thier corn hold and frumunda cheese with jello shots, and sit next to the fire so I can dump the ashes from my crack/meth pipe into the open flames.”
The Office Whore | January 9, 2008 at 2:31 pm
CAR BOMBS!!!! I’m in!
MindRiot | January 9, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Why didnt they ask her about selling herself out to parties?
What a piece of trash. It’s been downhill ever since she shacked up with those Nihilists in Lebowski.
deaconjones | January 9, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Funny. I no longer wish to fuck her while she’s passed out. I have found a new love. Want to know what it is?
ROAD KILL!!!!!! love me some dead deer ass. hells yeeeaaah!
MindRiot | January 9, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Her tits and penis would fall off, Biff – be careful dude!
Biff Henderson | January 9, 2008 at 2:41 pm
I’d wack the bejeesus out of that!
Cindy | January 9, 2008 at 2:42 pm
I can believe the anorexia-alcoholism combo. Awhile back somebody – I think it was p0nk – said that gobbling semen makes you thirsty but not hungry.
CarneyFreak | January 9, 2008 at 2:43 pm
1. she has the right amount of neck.
2. my mouth wants to circumnavigate that waiste-let*
*hyphenated for moron readers.
commish | January 9, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Hey, Superfish guy? You misspelled the name of the film she just finished.
The working title, “Yikers!: 2 Girls 1 Cup Redux”.
Ted from LA | January 9, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Sing along with Tara: Chin nuts roasting by an open fire, Jack Off, nipping at your nose…
Jrz | January 9, 2008 at 2:48 pm
She’s like a chick version of The Hoff.
joeypants | January 9, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Is it just me, or does she have a HUGE hand in the first pic. I mean, like MAN-HAND huge. Creepy…
kirsten | January 9, 2008 at 2:56 pm
She should have skipped the lipo and opted for butt implants to match those circus tits. Look at pic #4…I mean her equilibrium has to be way off with that pancake ass trying to balance out those implants. That explaines those previous pics of her falling on her face.
Imagination | January 9, 2008 at 2:57 pm
joeypants beat met to the punch. Those monstrous hands will be the subject of her next horror film.
Panty-Spotter | January 9, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Anyone else notice the barely visible panties? Is it wrong that I love her now if only for the slutty panties?? Slutty panties could heal the world.
Pete | January 9, 2008 at 3:00 pm
It’d be weird to be going down on her and come across a cocktail olive.
Bubbles | January 9, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Pete
That’s just gross…
Tara | January 9, 2008 at 3:02 pm
“I don’t like going out every single night. I like to hang with friends and drink and sit on at least a dozen random penises — that to me is the best night.”
Bubbles | January 9, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Say FISH….did you hear about Amy Winehouse going Blonde….
onyx | January 9, 2008 at 3:09 pm
I didn’t realize Tara was so clean-living. She should be Britney’s sponsor. They could hang out together and eat and sit next to a fire and see who has the looser and more beat-up pussy.
Mal Reynolds | January 9, 2008 at 3:13 pm
“If I puke on Michael Stipe’s arm, it doesn’t make me an alcoholic. “
boy in pretty panties | January 9, 2008 at 3:14 pm
#26,
You dipshit, that is a chain of some sort, not her panties.
I think you wouldn’t know slutty panties if they bit you one the nose. Go back to jacking off with your mother’s granny panties.
matt | January 9, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Is Tara Reid going through some kind of satanic punishment?
It’s awful having to see one train wreck of a photo after another. She doesn’t just not look good anymore, she is consistently repulsive. I think she must have sold her soul to the devil to get her part in American Pie. There’s a movie waiting to happen.
Aegnian | January 9, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Check out the lucky guy in the pictures. Tonight, when they get home, he gets to lick the scar tissue around her mangled boob job, run his hand over her stomach marbles, reach around in a desperate and ultimately failed attempt to find an ass, all the while tongue kissing until she suddenly burb-vomits. And that’s just the foreplay.
Mal Reynolds | January 9, 2008 at 3:23 pm
I’m done. This is my final post.
I will never be able to write something as good as #35. I am so depressed.
PunkA | January 9, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Yeah, she is a long neck all right. Just like a beer. Except she is full of c-u-m. It is part of her new marketing campaign “The C-u-m Guzzler”, now in a long neck container.
darkman629 | January 9, 2008 at 3:32 pm
In Santa Claus school when they teach them the right way to say, “Ho! Ho! Ho!” they look at a photo of Tara Reid.
Bubbles | January 9, 2008 at 3:35 pm
35 – Brilliant, just fucking phenomenal. You get post of the day in my op.
p0nk | January 9, 2008 at 3:46 pm
cindy (#18), who the fuck are you? i only told you that story so you’d swallow, bitch.
RichPort | January 9, 2008 at 4:00 pm
#40 – The chokefuck would ensure she couldn’t spit.
cindy | January 9, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Oh, poor p0nk: if you had gotten a blowjob from me, you would remember my name.
Roflcer of the Lawl | January 9, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Video of Tara puking on that dude is on my youtube if you wanna see it.
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=Inuyashian
DVD | January 9, 2008 at 4:03 pm
After liposuction shes now on diet.
p0nk | January 9, 2008 at 4:04 pm
you’re right rich, apparently i should have applied that method. Cindy, i’ve used so many of you gagsluts.com girls i can’t keep you all straight. my bad.
unohoo | January 9, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Ahh, just like the old days…p0nk and Rick, sidling up next to each other for some cyber cocktalk…good times, good times. One word, fellas: Massachusetts.
p0nk | January 9, 2008 at 4:06 pm
#46 leave the BeeGees out of this. what?
burgernoodle | January 9, 2008 at 4:24 pm
why is tara reed even making the news.
lexy | January 9, 2008 at 5:05 pm
actually i used to watch her show when she visited all the party destinations around the world and even though she did have a lotta adult-themed fun, she seemed really cool & down-to-earth. for real, people hate on her for no reason.
Dr. Nappy | January 9, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Wow… she actually looks sexy.