Tara Reid is starting up her own fast-food joint called Ketchup and plans to open it in Los Angeles on March 31. She says:
“You probably won’t see me behind the cash register, but I’ll definitely be in the kitchen making sure everything is done right.”
I know she has some experience in the restaurant business (she’s also invested in Bella, Geisha House and The Shore), but she’s not mentally capable of running a restaurant. The chef will be grilling a hamburger and she’ll step in and go, “No, no, like this,” and she’ll pick it up and put it on her head. Then she’ll walk around and squeeze ketchup on everybody while screaming “Pillow fight!”
Whatever
You’ll be able to order plate-sized nipples with a healthy side-order of no-shame.
Oh.
Over 2 billion customers ignored almost immediately.
Definitely order the “TaraBelly Chili” it’s excellent, lots of meat chunks. Plus like everything it’s saturated with tequila.
wow, check out that schnoz. she should think about getting that fixed. although if it turned out anything like her boobs after she fixed it, she probably should just leave it alone…
I’ll have 2 large gallons of milk to go, please….
Who the fuck dresses her? Look at that top-I have to assume the idea was to accentuate her horrific boob job. What else could the stylist possibly have in mind with the single diaganol betewwen-boob strap, and the other strap going inside the top, leaving her already mangled chest looking even more bizarre. He was all “Girl, everyone knows its a mess under there-let’s work it!” (Three snaps in the Z formation)
Good luck to her…
YOU PEOPLE SUCK!
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She should Ketchup to whoever’s in charge of her plastic surgery and beat them to death
She was destined to a life of repeating “You want fries with that?”
someone give this girl a bra PLEASE!!!
It should be called Ketchup at the Y, or the Ketchup Taco, or The Tomato Tampon.
Just some ideas for ya.
This sounds like a great idea! You know what else is a great idea? Taking that sex tour of Haiti, condom free!!!!
I was just thinking that she doesn’t look completely disgusting in this phot. Not great, of course, but at least I don’t want to vomit.
Wow she’s really helping her community. If there’s one thing LA is in desperate need of it’s more fast food. (hard to sound sarcastic in print)
Is her right boob in a sling or what? Man, I just pooped my underpants, just a little bit.
She broke her right boob when she ran into a sliding glass door at her new restaurant.
Actually, she’s just investing in the restaurant. Who in their right mind would want Tara Reid associated with their establishment?
And what the fuck is up with her shirt?
that shirt is strangling her right boob. maybe it will cut off blood flow & fall off. then she’ll get a boob job done right, hopefully. but probably not…
“Ketchup”?
Who the fuck eats ketchup?
check out the new picture of terda peed i just drew!
She always looks entirely too happy to be accosted by paparazzi. Is anyone else creeped out by that?
The name of the restaurant needs help…well, so does she. Does her PR guy actually think this will boost her career?
I wouldn’t eat there. I heard all her lipo fat is used for the fries…
boooooooooooooooriiiiiiiiiiiiiing.
Stick it in her pooper.
I have no idea how it happened, but my dick grew legs and arms, unzipped itself, and ran the fuck off. Thanks Fish. Stupid sloped shoulder, dimpled belly, mismatched made by Dupont titted, alcoholic beeotch.
How’s she supposed to be involved in a restaurant if she can’t even get her OWN breast meat done right?
#5
HA HA
I can’t wait to be the first one in line to have Tara ask me if I would like to “Stupid Size” my order.
Good job you no-talent knock kneed plastic surgery reject! Did that sound mean? Sorry, Great job……
Wow. The Superficial is all over the big stories as usual. Tara Reid opening a restaurant. Yeah. That’s way bigger than a picture of Paris Hilton stroking Cee-Lo’s wang.
What? No Bri Bri story? Here you go Fish…
I am sure you will fail to mention this when you post it up later….
Bri Bri Knocking Boots in the Shubs
http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/0319britneyromp.html
With anyone who can get it up…
did you know simon cowell turned down $100,000 to watch a couple do it?
And you’re right, Brit is a rehab ho.
What the fuck is up with her whacky tits? They look rediculous and uneven in that aweful peasant sheath.
I’m scared of whatever she’s got hiding in her bra.
#17. i agree with you. the fast food market is pretty much saturated… so, basically her project is going to fail. (yay!)
UNLESS she markets a line of food which either (a) can’t be digested, or (b) is loaded with laxatives. somebody’s gotta feed L.A.’s bulemic-orange-innerthighless-cokeswhore population.
Will they be cooking the food in the fat sucked out of her ass or will she just ring last nights semen load out of her panties each morning?
MMMM….Herpes, whiskey, cigarettes and shitty fashion taste with every value meal.
What’s with the neck on this ho? it’s like her big fake tits dragged everything above them a few inches lower.
she couldn’t be wearing an uglier shirt
39. she always had a weak chin.
#9 What the hell is it with you, mztry? You’re on here giving every celebrity assbag your undying support and then saying we all suck. If Tara Reid vowed she wasn’t gonna shit for the rest of her life and instead just hold it in to make her tits bigger and even out her ripply gut, you’d be right there burning your Charmin in sympathy and wishing her luck. And telling us we all suck.
I preferred the original restaurant name, Droopy’s.
“Ketchup”. Stroke of naming genius, there. I’ll be over in the corner, kicking myself for selling the rights to “Mustard” and “Relish”.
FLASH….New hit show set to open on The Food Channel……….or not ! !
Who’s the swarthy greaseball?
way to go fastfood
imran karim
She decided on “Ketchup” for the name? Why not “Tarable”???
#28, Thank you! I’m glad I’m not the only one that thinks she’s shaped like a penis. What kind of in-bred genes cause shoulders to slope like that? Looking at her reminds me of my first lil’ pink vibrator…
She looks like a fucking bobble-head! Seriously, isn’t her head big enough to snap her neck?