Tara Reid is starting up her own fast-food joint called Ketchup and plans to open it in Los Angeles on March 31. She says:
“You probably won’t see me behind the cash register, but I’ll definitely be in the kitchen making sure everything is done right.”
I know she has some experience in the restaurant business (she’s also invested in Bella, Geisha House and The Shore), but she’s not mentally capable of running a restaurant. The chef will be grilling a hamburger and she’ll step in and go, “No, no, like this,” and she’ll pick it up and put it on her head. Then she’ll walk around and squeeze ketchup on everybody while screaming “Pillow fight!”
Viola | March 19, 2007 at 7:59 am
Whatever
HerpesHilton | March 19, 2007 at 8:01 am
You’ll be able to order plate-sized nipples with a healthy side-order of no-shame.
Fifth Stooge | March 19, 2007 at 8:05 am
Oh.
MrSemprini | March 19, 2007 at 8:06 am
Over 2 billion customers ignored almost immediately.
waitnotyetdamnu | March 19, 2007 at 8:16 am
Definitely order the “TaraBelly Chili” it’s excellent, lots of meat chunks. Plus like everything it’s saturated with tequila.
bond | March 19, 2007 at 8:17 am
wow, check out that schnoz. she should think about getting that fixed. although if it turned out anything like her boobs after she fixed it, she probably should just leave it alone…
GooniesNeverSayDie | March 19, 2007 at 8:22 am
I’ll have 2 large gallons of milk to go, please….
mrs.t | March 19, 2007 at 8:23 am
Who the fuck dresses her? Look at that top-I have to assume the idea was to accentuate her horrific boob job. What else could the stylist possibly have in mind with the single diaganol betewwen-boob strap, and the other strap going inside the top, leaving her already mangled chest looking even more bizarre. He was all “Girl, everyone knows its a mess under there-let’s work it!” (Three snaps in the Z formation)
mztry | March 19, 2007 at 8:23 am
Good luck to her…
YOU PEOPLE SUCK!
mrs.t | March 19, 2007 at 8:24 am
*between
Gum Dumpster | March 19, 2007 at 8:25 am
She should Ketchup to whoever’s in charge of her plastic surgery and beat them to death
jrzmommy | March 19, 2007 at 8:25 am
She was destined to a life of repeating “You want fries with that?”
didey23 | March 19, 2007 at 8:27 am
someone give this girl a bra PLEASE!!!
thebor | March 19, 2007 at 8:28 am
It should be called Ketchup at the Y, or the Ketchup Taco, or The Tomato Tampon.
Just some ideas for ya.
BarbadoSlim | March 19, 2007 at 8:28 am
This sounds like a great idea! You know what else is a great idea? Taking that sex tour of Haiti, condom free!!!!
elizabeththewellread | March 19, 2007 at 8:32 am
I was just thinking that she doesn’t look completely disgusting in this phot. Not great, of course, but at least I don’t want to vomit.
Hecubus | March 19, 2007 at 8:37 am
Wow she’s really helping her community. If there’s one thing LA is in desperate need of it’s more fast food. (hard to sound sarcastic in print)
MrSemprini | March 19, 2007 at 8:45 am
Is her right boob in a sling or what? Man, I just pooped my underpants, just a little bit.
wronghole | March 19, 2007 at 8:54 am
She broke her right boob when she ran into a sliding glass door at her new restaurant.
KatieKates | March 19, 2007 at 8:54 am
Actually, she’s just investing in the restaurant. Who in their right mind would want Tara Reid associated with their establishment?
And what the fuck is up with her shirt?
bungoone | March 19, 2007 at 8:58 am
that shirt is strangling her right boob. maybe it will cut off blood flow & fall off. then she’ll get a boob job done right, hopefully. but probably not…
ph7 | March 19, 2007 at 9:05 am
“Ketchup”?
Who the fuck eats ketchup?
Mr. Poopillo | March 19, 2007 at 9:06 am
check out the new picture of terda peed i just drew!
MissAntithesis | March 19, 2007 at 9:10 am
She always looks entirely too happy to be accosted by paparazzi. Is anyone else creeped out by that?
FRIST!!! | March 19, 2007 at 9:11 am
The name of the restaurant needs help…well, so does she. Does her PR guy actually think this will boost her career?
I wouldn’t eat there. I heard all her lipo fat is used for the fries…
veggi | March 19, 2007 at 9:11 am
boooooooooooooooriiiiiiiiiiiiiing.
F-Sucker | March 19, 2007 at 9:23 am
Stick it in her pooper.
DrPhowstus | March 19, 2007 at 9:38 am
I have no idea how it happened, but my dick grew legs and arms, unzipped itself, and ran the fuck off. Thanks Fish. Stupid sloped shoulder, dimpled belly, mismatched made by Dupont titted, alcoholic beeotch.
fame is funny | March 19, 2007 at 9:40 am
How’s she supposed to be involved in a restaurant if she can’t even get her OWN breast meat done right?
Sho'Nuff | March 19, 2007 at 9:41 am
#5
HA HA
I can’t wait to be the first one in line to have Tara ask me if I would like to “Stupid Size” my order.
Good job you no-talent knock kneed plastic surgery reject! Did that sound mean? Sorry, Great job……
crabbie | March 19, 2007 at 9:44 am
Wow. The Superficial is all over the big stories as usual. Tara Reid opening a restaurant. Yeah. That’s way bigger than a picture of Paris Hilton stroking Cee-Lo’s wang.
PunjabPete | March 19, 2007 at 9:46 am
What? No Bri Bri story? Here you go Fish…
I am sure you will fail to mention this when you post it up later….
Bri Bri Knocking Boots in the Shubs
http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/0319britneyromp.html
With anyone who can get it up…
veggi | March 19, 2007 at 9:57 am
did you know simon cowell turned down $100,000 to watch a couple do it?
And you’re right, Brit is a rehab ho.
Luv717 | March 19, 2007 at 9:57 am
What the fuck is up with her whacky tits? They look rediculous and uneven in that aweful peasant sheath.
D'arcy | March 19, 2007 at 10:22 am
I’m scared of whatever she’s got hiding in her bra.
schack | March 19, 2007 at 10:22 am
#17. i agree with you. the fast food market is pretty much saturated… so, basically her project is going to fail. (yay!)
UNLESS she markets a line of food which either (a) can’t be digested, or (b) is loaded with laxatives. somebody’s gotta feed L.A.’s bulemic-orange-innerthighless-cokeswhore population.
Spindoc | March 19, 2007 at 10:25 am
Will they be cooking the food in the fat sucked out of her ass or will she just ring last nights semen load out of her panties each morning?
Nikk The Templar | March 19, 2007 at 10:29 am
MMMM….Herpes, whiskey, cigarettes and shitty fashion taste with every value meal.
HughJorganthethird | March 19, 2007 at 10:33 am
What’s with the neck on this ho? it’s like her big fake tits dragged everything above them a few inches lower.
schack | March 19, 2007 at 10:41 am
she couldn’t be wearing an uglier shirt
schack | March 19, 2007 at 10:42 am
39. she always had a weak chin.
TrimSpaBaby | March 19, 2007 at 11:22 am
#9 What the hell is it with you, mztry? You’re on here giving every celebrity assbag your undying support and then saying we all suck. If Tara Reid vowed she wasn’t gonna shit for the rest of her life and instead just hold it in to make her tits bigger and even out her ripply gut, you’d be right there burning your Charmin in sympathy and wishing her luck. And telling us we all suck.
Dr. Mean | March 19, 2007 at 11:28 am
I preferred the original restaurant name, Droopy’s.
Truthseeker013 | March 19, 2007 at 11:55 am
“Ketchup”. Stroke of naming genius, there. I’ll be over in the corner, kicking myself for selling the rights to “Mustard” and “Relish”.
wink | March 19, 2007 at 12:39 pm
FLASH….New hit show set to open on The Food Channel……….or not ! !
Carsten5577 | March 19, 2007 at 12:58 pm
Who’s the swarthy greaseball?
imran karim | March 19, 2007 at 1:37 pm
way to go fastfood
imran karim
illkarate | March 19, 2007 at 2:15 pm
She decided on “Ketchup” for the name? Why not “Tarable”???
Ithrowball,youleave | March 19, 2007 at 2:45 pm
#28, Thank you! I’m glad I’m not the only one that thinks she’s shaped like a penis. What kind of in-bred genes cause shoulders to slope like that? Looking at her reminds me of my first lil’ pink vibrator…
Surria | March 19, 2007 at 3:40 pm
She looks like a fucking bobble-head! Seriously, isn’t her head big enough to snap her neck?