Tara Reid will apparently be topless in the latest issue of Playboy (above) in an effort to shut everyone up who keeps showing “old” pictures of her, according to a recent interview with WPIX:
“I’ve been OK now for the last five or six years but people only show old pictures which is so unfair and that’s part of the reason why I did the Playboy shoot – to show the world this is me and this is what I look like.”
I had no idea pictures from this summer really happened five to six years ago, but then again my stomach isn’t botched to the point where it warps the very fabric of time. To put things in perspective, Tara Reid could’ve murdered someone this morning, yet to her it happened 50 years in the future while a brontosaurus watched. (Read: There’s going to be a lot of airbrushing.)
jiz | December 14, 2009 at 12:42 pm
first .. but what an empty feeling
Dr. Katz, MD | December 14, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Is that her face or her body? think not.
Mr.Mr. | December 14, 2009 at 12:48 pm
this is all kinds of bad. ive never seen so much misplaced skin
Isis | December 14, 2009 at 12:49 pm
“…to show the world this is me and this is what I look like.” With a little help from photoshop!!
Hank | December 14, 2009 at 12:51 pm
“show the world what I look like” is code for “I need to think of a plausible excuse for hitting this career low”
Hank | December 14, 2009 at 12:51 pm
“show the world what I look like” is code for “I need to think of a plausible excuse for hitting this career low”
Kate | December 14, 2009 at 12:52 pm
I’m sorry, her body looks like my grandma’s.
Fat Chicks Suck | December 14, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Tara Reid destroyed herself and she’s gross.
On another note…I’m buying EVERYTHING in #5′s post – what a genius marketing tactic! I’m hoping they will accept double the money for all of those great bargains! I really hope these idiots have an automated program to post that stuff because if they actually manually copy and paste that stuff it may be the saddest thing I’ve ever heard of. Hours a day spent posting worthless bullshit on message boards that people just ignore.
HAYY ZUESS | December 14, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Ok whats going on…. that does not look right…
titsonsnack | December 14, 2009 at 1:12 pm
#8 wut?
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Wacker | December 14, 2009 at 1:16 pm
There isn’t a air brush big enough in the world to do that job. I seen the 80′s Playboys and she didn’t look good then. No Wack Attack, it went inside, and my balls too!
donnerpartyoffive | December 14, 2009 at 1:17 pm
You’d think if your stomach was that fucked up you might have some shame.
Enrique | December 14, 2009 at 1:22 pm
OMG WTF is wrong with her?! In the last pic it looks like her upper half is taller than her lower half!! The latest issue of Playboy may be the last!
stupidass | December 14, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Just what I wanted…….nude pictures of Magda from “There’s Something About Mary”.
Hugh Hefner | December 14, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Brilliant move for playboy – no wonder no one buys it anymore. yeah, put naked pics of someone no one cares about and no one wants to look at in the magazine. how about some more women over 40, cuz yeah, we all want to see naked pics of old ladies. maybe next month can feature ‘girls of the traveling freak shows’ with naked pics of the bearded lady and jojo the mulefaced woman.
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Jay Popeski | December 14, 2009 at 1:47 pm
I don’t care what anyone says. I’d tap that ass HARD.
saignement | December 14, 2009 at 2:17 pm
yay tara!
i bet she thought it was playbill magazine.
Dinsaur Dude | December 14, 2009 at 2:37 pm
I think you mean Apatosaurus.
The Brontosaurus was a clever forgery, just like the super airbrushed pics of Tara will be.
GeorgeWBush | December 14, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Playboy has really gone downhill…..
michelle | December 14, 2009 at 2:49 pm
she looks really strange on the cover… like not ugly but not hot… just not right. look at her hands… ewwww… if the crypt-keeper used spray on tanner, i would imagine that is how his hands would look (and if he had skin)
David Hasslehoff's Beer Farts | December 14, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Looking at Playboy pictures of Henry Winkler in a naked spread eagle position would be as equally arousing as looking at this “thing”.
bakinmycake | December 14, 2009 at 3:28 pm
the second place option for cover was my placenta,
BUT somehow Tara won?
Megan Fox's stubby thumbs | December 14, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Post #24
I would rather look at Donald Trumps sweaty foot than this Goblin.
LEB | December 14, 2009 at 5:20 pm
I liked her way better before the boobs.
havoc | December 14, 2009 at 5:32 pm
i think they just hooked a come-along to her back and just cranked back the skin until it was tight.
Or they photoshopped the fucking Bejesus out of it.
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bill | December 14, 2009 at 5:35 pm
I can’t believe I PAID good money to see a poorly constructed Tara Reid…….where’d the A-listers go Playboy?…….assholes.
Megan Fox's stubby thumbs | December 14, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Now that I think about it. In pic #2 she looks like Jabba the Huts little side kick buddy that always laughs.
She is grotesque. Playboy has sunk a new low.
Kadri | December 14, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Nice try Tara.
You go in Playboy, they photoshop the hell out of your pictures, and then you say “See, I told you I’m all back to normal looking.”
It’s a LIE Tara, and you’re a disgusting looking pig.
McG33 | December 14, 2009 at 6:40 pm
They already airbrushed the moles off her chest for that cover picture so you just know the pix inside are going to be super fake.
blah | December 14, 2009 at 7:02 pm
Is it bad that looking at this cover depresses me and makes me feel sorry for Tara all at the same time. She got the I need the money and I’m miserable look on the cover.
ding a ling | December 14, 2009 at 8:40 pm
AIRBRUSHED!
poo | December 14, 2009 at 9:14 pm
Hmm..the first pic, her legs look a little funny, but that just may be the overtanning…
the other pics dont look that bad..dunno if i’d waste a good nut on her back though.
poo | December 14, 2009 at 9:16 pm
sorry…meant the first bikini pic
mobiel phone accessories | December 14, 2009 at 10:25 pm
True beauty – a kind word – a good deed…….never could be had by surgery or photo-shop. Someday maybe these thin and surgically altered people will be seen differently. Others will wonder what all the fuss and starvation was all about. A caring heart never goes out of style. Celebrate individuality. People don’t have to conform to be beautiful.
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hard boiled pegg | December 14, 2009 at 10:53 pm
What a good example to young girls of how you may look if you abuse your bodies.
Ugly, germ ridden, fake, bleached, good for nothing but hoovering crack whore.
hard boiled pegg | December 14, 2009 at 11:00 pm
…… sorry, I forgot to add sucking dick. That she would be good for.
Lauren | December 14, 2009 at 11:42 pm
She looks like the victim of a horrible fire.
1moreidiotintheworld | December 15, 2009 at 12:01 am
Sounds like Playboy is up for the airbrushing miracle of the century……
Yeah... | December 15, 2009 at 12:52 am
She needs to get over herself and realized she’s messed up her body and trying to fake it to everyone. Her body looks nothing like that, or her face. Stupid airbrushing.
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Price | December 15, 2009 at 3:12 am
Someone put this thing on the cover of Playboy? Wow They have Scraped bottom I think the OLD Man (HEF) has lost it .whats next bowl of oat meal centerfold? Put that dog to sleep .
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Narcissist | December 15, 2009 at 4:39 am
Her phony plastic boobs are new and improved! The rest is still nasty though. A lifetimes worth of busted in only 30 years.
Just put some clothes on like a normal person Tara. Smile and be cute. Why are you the only person in the universe that has to wear a bikini 24/7/365?
She’s like a nudist, or those dumb asses in Oregon. They’re the last people anyone wants to see naked. *HORF*
Having said that, check out her legs in pic 2!! SUPER SEXAAAY!!!!
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