Tara Reid showed up to Jermaine Dupri’s Grammy Invasion Party looking about as intelligent as we’ve come to expect. Namely very. I mean, c’mon, her face looks Photoshopped. I half expected there to be a speech balloon coming out of her mouth saying: “Hyuk hyuk. Hey guys, I’m over here. Want a pickle?”
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BarbadoSlim | February 12, 2007 at 10:15 am
Doh…
siliconsaint69 | February 12, 2007 at 10:18 am
I can’t believe I used to want to fuck her…*shudder* although you have to admit she looked pretty damn fine in Van Wilder… oh fuck just shoot me now.
not in your face i promise | February 12, 2007 at 10:23 am
hard to know from the pic on the far left whether she spits or swallows.
F-Sucker | February 12, 2007 at 10:25 am
Stupid chicks really put out.
Me likee.
p911gt10c | February 12, 2007 at 10:26 am
I love that last pic
“Hey you guys, it’s me! Tara Reid! I’m famous!…….You guys??”
Troller | February 12, 2007 at 10:28 am
So she’s on the press, paparazzi and fan side of the fence…
“”Like no, really I’m Tara Reid – I’m s’posed to be “the list”, I’m famous, really…. let me in.”"
Troller | February 12, 2007 at 10:29 am
p911gt10c – jinx buy ya a coke.
p911gt10c | February 12, 2007 at 10:31 am
Trolley- Great minds thinks alike.
86 | February 12, 2007 at 10:40 am
I’d rather listen to Michael Jackson’s new single than look at this trainwreck.
RichPort | February 12, 2007 at 10:40 am
It would have to be real dark in the club and I’d have to have just made a bet that I’d get blown in the bathroom. Other than that… (vomits).
WiseMan | February 12, 2007 at 10:41 am
I’d fuck this slut and spunk in her face just for the sake of it.
Kristin | February 12, 2007 at 10:44 am
Lmao.
Spindoc | February 12, 2007 at 10:46 am
I have a question, How many years can pass before a person isn’t allowed to reference a past job as a reason you should know them?
Example. How much longer can Tara reid say “I’m Tara Reid, I was in the movie American Pie” to try to get into a club?
Anexio | February 12, 2007 at 10:51 am
You guys all suck!
Tera has 3 Major, major movies coming out this year. She is a big star and is just going to get bigger.
Land of Canaan (2007) (post-production) …. Amy
Senior Skip Day (2007) (post-production) …. Ellen Harris
Clean Break (2007) (completed) …. Julia McKay
OWNED
RichPort | February 12, 2007 at 10:53 am
Anexio, straight to DVD doesn’t count. I’m sure Circuit City and Best Buy decided not to include them in the pre-order system.
Italian Stallion | February 12, 2007 at 10:54 am
ZANNA IS A STRIPPER AND A WHORE!!!!!
CirceNYC | February 12, 2007 at 10:55 am
Say what you will, but she’s a super pretty girl, and could still carve out a decent career in romantic comedies.
lambman | February 12, 2007 at 10:58 am
she looks fine,
If she’s SOOOOOOOOO unfamous why does this site report on every single thing she does? It looks like all she did hear was were a decent dress and show up for an event not looking intoxicated…somehow The Superficial thinks its news
RichPort | February 12, 2007 at 10:59 am
#17 – You may be right. Just, for the love of my eyes, NO NUDE SCENES.
Italian Stallion | February 12, 2007 at 10:59 am
ZANNA IS A STRIPPER AND A WHORE!
BITCH GONNA SUCK MY COCK IN BODYMORE!!
I’LL BE BACK LATER SO I CAN GLOAT!
GONNA CUM IN HER FACE AND SLIT HER THROAT!!!
ceb364 | February 12, 2007 at 11:02 am
What’s up with the dude behind her? He looks like a Dick Tracy villian; “FlatFace”!
I bet HE gave her a flatface.
elizabeththewellread | February 12, 2007 at 11:03 am
@17
Ummmm. . .no romantic comedy actress should have a voice which betrays a two-pack-a-day and two-cocks-a-night habit. The country learned its lesson on Kathleen Turner.
jrzmommy | February 12, 2007 at 11:04 am
She could star in Aliens IV. It’d be very believable when the little alien is about to pop out of her stomach.
A.V Phibes | February 12, 2007 at 11:10 am
You know, I used to think all the crazy shit Tara Reid did was some desperate cry for help from a tragic, lost soul who was desperately unhappy with life and herself. Looking in her eyes, however, I’m now coming around to thinking she’s just borderline retarded.
wacka wacka | February 12, 2007 at 11:11 am
re: #20 – “Comments will be moderated and obnoxious or promotional comments may be removed.” I guess the key word there is “may”…
Zanna | February 12, 2007 at 11:21 am
I know that’s not the real Stallion up there…but nice try, fuckhead.
RichPort | February 12, 2007 at 11:21 am
#20 – Email naked pics of yourself and your stool to people you don’t know? No wait that’s Wally.
RichPort troll in 3…. 2…. 1….
RichPort | February 12, 2007 at 11:26 am
Zanna, don’t encourage him by saying Nice Try. Encourage him by sending him a letter bomb or express mailing him anthrax. Or a vial of AIDS infected semen… you know, a virus to kill a virus.
allyoops! | February 12, 2007 at 11:26 am
ok, i love mocking the drunken hurricane of disaster that is tar reid as much as anyone else—maybe more, but we need to be fair here:
in the large photo she has a look on her face as though someone said something confusing to her, and she was just taken aback.
now, my guess is that a friend from the correct side of the metal barrier wanted to get her attention and yelled, “tara,you’re on the wrong side of the bar!”
what tara clearly heard was, “tara, you’re going back to mars!” and she thought to herself (which would explain the dumb founded look): “wow, i need to get smarter friends. i’m from jersey, not mars—duh…what a dumbass…”
Italian Stallion | February 12, 2007 at 11:30 am
@20 Your jealousy is showing……..
I’m not as good at poems as my troll but I’ll try…….
Wally likes cock in his ass
He’s asked all of us
but we all passed
He crys like a little bitch
because he has no friends
Every single day
he swears it’s the end
I wouldn’t be surprised
if he likes boys too
I read something about him here
about a whole Boy Scouts troop
One of these days
he should pull that trigger
but much like his life
he just fakes it like a wigger………
Zanna | February 12, 2007 at 11:30 am
I can’t get my hands on AIDS infected semen. How about AIDS infected sea-men?
RichPort | February 12, 2007 at 11:31 am
Zanna, you leave Wally’s dad out of this!
Zanna | February 12, 2007 at 11:32 am
Insert Foghorn sound here……LOL
pinky_nip | February 12, 2007 at 11:33 am
Hey, haters of Wally… you’d be pissy too if you lost your balls in a freak pepto-bismol misunderstanding.
Italian Stallion | February 12, 2007 at 11:39 am
@34Pinky- That’s why I love you……..
jrzmommy | February 12, 2007 at 11:44 am
23–I’d never say something that pedestrian.
Goo goo g' joob | February 12, 2007 at 11:46 am
If you want to go off-topic for the thread, please take it over to Ferret’s. Thank you.
jrzmommy | February 12, 2007 at 11:49 am
My comments are the same as my favorite pastime: cutting.
Spindoc | February 12, 2007 at 11:50 am
#14 Anexio……
Her last movie Incubus, didn’t even make it straight to video, they had to offer it as a download. Can you notice a difference there between her and somebody like say, Parker Posey that although her movies aren’t blockbusters, are well regarded small movies. “National Lampoon’s Senior Skip Day” won’t be on two VERY important lists.
First List it won’t be on
List of movies that critics like
Second list it won’t be on:
Lists of movies that will actually open in a theater.
So there ya go. You can put shit into a pair of heels and a some blond hair extensions it’s still shit.
RichPort | February 12, 2007 at 11:50 am
Wally’s pets are now emaciated.. or anally violated. Or both.
Italian Stallion | February 12, 2007 at 11:51 am
If you want to troll everyone on the thread, please take it over to Perez Hilton’s.
Fuck you!!
Superevil | February 12, 2007 at 12:17 pm
Am I the only one that thinks this article is just filler between Anna Nicole posts?
Pikachelsea | February 12, 2007 at 12:19 pm
I am so sick of Tara Reid and her big fake flapjack boobs. And vapid facial expressions. And drunken antics.
Lowlands | February 12, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Tara Reid isn’t very smart ofcourse.She took her remote-control from home with her and now she’s expecting she can also open this gate with.On photo 4 from the left,finally the quartercoin fell when she realised her remote-control doesn’t help.
Lowlands | February 12, 2007 at 12:49 pm
(44)Life can be so disappointing…
karifarrell | February 12, 2007 at 1:06 pm
What a beautiful disaster.
I love the way she keeps getting back on that horse. She’s either very determined, very ballsy, very oblivious, or just plain DRUNK ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY!!!
NipsyHustle | February 12, 2007 at 3:25 pm
god can she look any more desparate? she is the poster child for “used up drunk skeet pit”. why hasn’t she died off already?
kickservebt | February 12, 2007 at 3:28 pm
Is that Buzz Lightyear standing behind her in the the last pic?
oh, you sly boots. | February 12, 2007 at 4:27 pm
lol, 48.
She has mad plaque on the third photo.
Egh, gingivitis.
kathleen170 | February 12, 2007 at 8:05 pm
Back in her prime I used to think she was pretty. Now I just… don’t…