Tara Reid showed up as a special guest to a cocktail party at Conrad Jupiters Magic Millions Carnival in Australia looking like she found a wig from a dumpster and threw it on. My guess is she tried styling her hair by herself after a night of drinking and passed out halfway through. And the hair magazine she was using as a guide was actually an old issue of Zoobooks.
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Anything I ever knew about Australia I based on Fosters commercials and Paul Hogan. Does that make me a racist or a genius, and what’s the difference? Discuss…
101 – You cawll that a knoife?? THIS is a knoife!!
Not under,but down under…sounds exciting…
Australia,the forgotten continent?Plss Aussies put your comments on and link this site.To prove me otherwise.
Hey Lowlands, click my name! ;)
(105)That was really great,thanks for that.I think the Great Barrier Reef looks awesome but that kangaroo has a strange penis,is that usually?
Hi my name is oshkoshb-goshdammgosh.
I like tofu and tabby cats.
I also like posting on the Superficial. It’s like one big happy family here!
Ridiculous mullet aside, she looks pretty decent in clothes. She should wear them more often.
@ 106 Lowlands – All you have to do is Google Australia and you can find all the knowledge you desire.
@102…hahaha no, that’s not a knoife, that’s a spoon!!
remember Neo, there is no spoon…
I think she looks great actually. Look how clear her eyes are! This is the best we have seen of Tara in a long time. Leave her alone.
Oh I don’t know. I think her hair looks good!
what are those lines above her eyebrows???
stop the bleeding
#94, I apologize. I will use G’day in the future. Please accept my gracious apology and G’day :-)Paris is doing what all US celebrities do when they burnout in the US.
#96, While TV isn’t totally accurate, successful TV shows what a culture will pay attention. In the US, Desperate Housewives, The Shield, and Nip/Tuck absolutely communicate what America is all about.
They show to what extent the people will/have done to keep what they have and what it will do to you. Don’t come to America thinking that smarts, hardwork and morals is the road to success. In this country, the ability to take advantage of another person, to stir up strong feelings in others and to grab all you can and leave someone else to pay the bills is the secret success here. Train your eyes carefully…see the indirect.
When if being an alcoholic, plastic surgery victim doesn’t work out for her, she can always be in the lion king musical.
She used to be hot.
Yes, yes, yes……..Tara Reid is an idiot. Now can we do something about these damned ads? They’ve taken over the front page! Thank God they finally got rid of the bahama ad, I was about to punch my computer screen. Now they’ve taken up an entire side! Soon this place will be nothing but ads! If I wanted annoyingly placed advertisements, I’d go to a porn site, thank you very much.
ALSO
Attention Superfish:
PLEASE get rid of the skanky blonde that you insist on having at the very top of the page. I think we’ve been subjected to her chapped lips, overprocessed hair, and sundamaged shoulders for long enough. This is the superficial, can’t you find one picture of someone superficially attractive?
#118
lol seriously
Gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hot, sexy….i want her.
But wait…..aaah noooo.
Damn, i’ve just remembered the shots from last week,
no thanks, not for me, no sireeeeeeeeeeeee…….i don’t want the monster underneath those clothes and make-up.
U can have her.
PAss
i would comment but i gotta clean the vomit of my keyboard
She looks like that Barbie head toy, the one with no body, that you can play salon with–only after a 4-year old has done the hair with a very bristly brush.
By the way, #89–at 8:00 pm on Saturday I was in the middle of breaking up one hell of a smackdown over a Thomas the Tank Engine train in my kids’ playroom between a three year old and six year old. Nice try, assclown.
Numbers 4 and 5 – you just made me burst out laughing in the middle of my busy office and now I have to explain to everyone the reason why i’m laughing is coz Tara Reid’s hair looks like Billy Ray Cyrus and Farrah Fawcett’s public hair – thanks a lot!
Miggs, wonderful comment! I will continue to think of your comment all day. It reminds me of when “Sloppyseconds” posted something on her back in December and I will never foget it. You can search it and check it out for yourselves. It was classic. There are alot of good ones right here though. Thanks for making me laugh again today!
she looks just like lisa hartman from the 80s. http://www.probertencyclopaedia.com/j/Lisa%20Hartman.jpg
Trainwreck.
I’d still pound it.
I’d still pound it.
She looks like every small town ho ever. Every town has their Tara Ried – even the name Tara Reid itself screams small town trashbag.
To ResidentX
your apology is accepted
it is unfortunate that people like these make people like me say the things that i say
I hate rich famous people
I was in the Beverly Center one day, and happened to be on my phone, talking some business. Now I am no looker, and I was very busy, but she was right near me and got so pissed off that I was not even acknowledging her existence. She started getting loud, pulled out her phone and started spouting off some shit about her agent being a real fucker.
No – I lie. I have never seen her before. But if I did I would run screaming like a little girl after seeing those juicy photos of her ass made out of melted and re-congealed marshmallow fluff.
Feral Boy from The Road Warrior.
I actually kind of like her hair.
*Sits & waits for the daggers to be thrown*
I actually kind of like her hair.
*Sits & waits for the daggers to be thrown*
The Superficial neglected to post this photo of Tara: http://www.beyondhollywood.com/moviepics/roadwarrior12.htm
I know that this thread has pretty much wound down, but it was awesome to see that I GOT TROLLED by #6. You can tell it was a troll because the comment about a talking mirror made absolutely no sense. Much like Rich’s current troll posts (see #84, 85, and 89). Because you ragged on DamnYell, and she fell for it, I forgive you Mr. Troll.
Just don’t do it again.
So I’ve now been initiated into the club run by jrz & Rich. It’s elite company.
OOooh-AH!
That’s why Daddy named you Joe Dirt instead of Nunnemaker!
She’s just so…80s-ish.
Check out her flabby ass at tmz.com/photos/bad-asses/123787
What a wreck.
she’s always looked wrecked…
she needs someone to look in the mirror for her every morning