Tara Reid arrived in Sydney, Australia on Saturday and apparently aged 30 years during the flight. Jesus, she looks likes she should be working the concession stand at a Bingo tournament. And then after work she can go home to her trailer in Orlando filled with cats, empty gin bottles, and put on a tattered bathrobe that says “Sassy” on the back. The government should put Tara Reid’s face on cartons of cigarettes. Not only will people immediately stop smoking, they’ll buy packs just to throw out their car window onto the freeway. You know, in case voodoo really works.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Texas Tranny | December 3, 2007 at 1:46 pm
I hate the VS line of “pink” it’s not sexy. Teenage stuff.
FRIST!!! | December 3, 2007 at 1:47 pm
Oh holy hell..
2 girls 1 cup | December 3, 2007 at 1:50 pm
God she looks like the cryptkeeper.
FRIST!!! | December 3, 2007 at 1:51 pm
I meant all the typos in the post..
Get it together dude. Bathrobe, not bathroom!!!
FRIST!!! | December 3, 2007 at 1:52 pm
Awww, he fixed it..
Steve | December 3, 2007 at 1:57 pm
budaily had this ages ago. and shes charging something mad. go see
dongball | December 3, 2007 at 1:58 pm
This is the best site by far, but the new photo viewing format sucks. you can’t click and just see the enlarged version of the photo you’ve clicked on: it requires another step. That said, please kindly ignore the fact that I’ve just implied that I wanted to see a larger picture of Tara Reid.
MindRiot | December 3, 2007 at 2:01 pm
Holy crap, my eyes.
lol #3 – good call.
Amanda | December 3, 2007 at 2:05 pm
She looks like Gollum in the first pic!
Amanda | December 3, 2007 at 2:05 pm
She looks like Gollum in the first pic!
Kingsley Amis | December 3, 2007 at 2:07 pm
Mommy, make the scary wax-woman go away!
Why is she carrying a balloon? Did she bring her special balloon all the way from the States? When I first saw the picture, after retching, I thought she was wandering the halls of a hospital after undergoing some radical, but tragically unsuccessful, treatment.
RichPort | December 3, 2007 at 2:11 pm
Who woulda thought the flashing of one augmented boob a few years back would result in this? Gone are the days she could crawl, anally bleeding, out of Dennis Rodman’s bung-alow… gone are the days of her watching Paris get waved through another velvet rope as she dies a little inside… gone are the days her rippled belly engengered so much interest… gone are her days as a thousandaire. I believe we refer to that color as “whorange”.
jeff | December 3, 2007 at 2:11 pm
dongball – this just started relatively recently. i’m with you on all accounts – i need my trainwrecks just a click away, not 7.
come on superficial – put it back to how it was please!
ChicagoEric | December 3, 2007 at 2:13 pm
Tara Reid looks like she’s on the way to looking like the next Phillis Diller from Match Game fame. Wow, how she has fallen far from the hottie we saw in Van Wilder.
Geof | December 3, 2007 at 2:15 pm
Then I want to motorboat your Grandma’s boobies…. Brbrbbrbrbrbrbrbrb!
Mr. Truth | December 3, 2007 at 2:17 pm
OK, THAT I wouldn’t do with your weiner. That’s more gross than the brit-gina and paris’ vaccum mouth…
FRIST!!! | December 3, 2007 at 2:20 pm
#7 and 13, not only that but it is making the site RIDICULOUSLY slow..
FRIST!!! | December 3, 2007 at 2:21 pm
I feel like I’m on DIAL-UP!!!!
Sledman | December 3, 2007 at 2:30 pm
Ok, Serious Question: What exactley does Tara do for a living. I see her on this site, and occasionally on Extra, but Job wise? She hasnt starred in anything since American Pie. Shes not on TV. So why all the Jet Setting? always at the beach, now Sydney? I’m being honest here, not trying to make a joke or anything. She couldnt have possibly made that much money in her short lived career as an actress. Anyone have a clue how shes pulling this off?
RiqO | December 3, 2007 at 2:30 pm
I don’t mind the new picture format too much — as long as I’m viewing the site in a browser. In the RSS feed, it’s broken and I get a bunch of missing image links. That’s annoying.
Big | December 3, 2007 at 2:30 pm
Who is the low down no good egg suckin dog responsible for this change in format?
Vince Lombardi | December 3, 2007 at 2:34 pm
I guess that International Date Line was too much for Tara’s plastic surgery to handle. Man, she’s a wreck.
joejoe | December 3, 2007 at 2:36 pm
OMG! She’s HIDEOUS!…she started sliding downhill right after Josie and the Pussycats. And you spoiled youngsters and newbies to the internet have NO IDEA what “slow” is. Oh, boo-hoo-hoo! I had to wait 2 more seconds to see some beast’s face! Cry me a river! I once repaired computers with a 10 Mhz clock speed and we thought 20Kb/s was fast!
Juistweg | December 3, 2007 at 2:39 pm
New picture format has broken the RSS feed…
p0nk | December 3, 2007 at 2:46 pm
when did Tara start chemo? she’s on chemo, right?
FRIST!!! | December 3, 2007 at 2:46 pm
#19 I think she make her living as a crackwhore. Not even the main crackwhore, but assistant crackwhore..
Lauren | December 3, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Having just made this long flight to Sydney, NSW recently, it’s not surprising she looks like a weathered tarp covered in glitter. I’m not sure I came out so well myself.
FRIST!!! | December 3, 2007 at 2:59 pm
#23 you’re old.
23apples | December 3, 2007 at 3:04 pm
I was going to comment on the fact that a flight to Australia from the United States is long and tiring and I’m sure a lot of people come out looking like this… but you’d think Tara Reid would fix herself a littttle tiny bit more than this, considering she is still getting photographs taken of her (despite no longer having a career).
Plus, I’m pretty positive that the appearance of her orange skin, skeleton like neck, and saggy chest result from something other than an airplane ride.
D. Richards (Chemist.) | December 3, 2007 at 3:05 pm
“Grandmother”, HA-HA! The only thing I’m seeing are two breasts (?) and a gigantic face. Ladies, take-it from Tara; gigantic balloon-tits make you really attractive. Oh, and an incredibly emaciated neck. Lose neck-fat, stat!
Ya man | December 3, 2007 at 3:09 pm
Wow….if your grandma looks like Tara Reid, then your grandma is freaking HOT.
tbojangles | December 3, 2007 at 3:10 pm
looks like she had a supersized glass of aids to drink….
Erin | December 3, 2007 at 3:22 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
ack | December 3, 2007 at 3:47 pm
poster child for why we should all slather on the sunscreen
shishkabob | December 3, 2007 at 3:54 pm
The fact that she’s flaunting her plebian Victoria’s Secret Pink wardrobe shows how much of a D-List star she really is.
Superbad | December 3, 2007 at 4:55 pm
she looks like Bea Arthur…..’s mother!!
HA! | December 3, 2007 at 4:59 pm
Ewwwww…..And she looks MAAAAAAD skinny! What the hell, Tara, back to the old yeyo, girl?
HA! | December 3, 2007 at 5:02 pm
19 – Sadly, people still pay c, d, and e list celebs to hawk their stuff. And, even sadder, there are men and boys around you would pay to get her autograph and a picture with her (sigh).
Matthew | December 3, 2007 at 6:05 pm
after she went to the airport she went to SKYBAR
cookie monsta | December 3, 2007 at 6:28 pm
she looks like pam anderson with no makeup ….. you can all see her on that fab new site “eeeeeewwwwwwww.com”
Carson Daly | December 3, 2007 at 6:33 pm
Actually the saddest thing is that one lonely balloon shes carrying for no reason, it looks like shes being discharged from the hospital!?!?
woodhorse | December 3, 2007 at 6:34 pm
Then your grandma needs to lay off the sauce and Mystic Tan.
truly julie | December 3, 2007 at 6:53 pm
So this is what it looks like to have the life sucked out of you…
Igottabemeee | December 3, 2007 at 7:06 pm
“Grandma, I’m not going anywhere with you. People will think I’m hanging out with Tara Reid!”
Kerbear15 | December 3, 2007 at 7:27 pm
Yes, the new photo format SUCKS!! Put it back to the old way, when you could just click on the image you wanted to see englarged. Hmpf. I don’t want to see all the photos. blah.
makemepuke | December 3, 2007 at 7:28 pm
Can you say, “ANOREXIA NERVOSA”
julee | December 3, 2007 at 7:47 pm
Who is Britney’s fan? I got a news that she had a profile at interracialconnect.com, a niche interracial dating site for singles from each race. seems the username is britenybabe there. wanna check and IM her there. OMG.
L.Linus | December 3, 2007 at 8:34 pm
This is how you look after years of partying and getting screwed. Britney, this is your future and if you don’t change your way.
jacknasty | December 3, 2007 at 8:37 pm
um, is this post sponsored by AA or the anti-tobacco people? Cause I think I just quit smoking and drinking
Roflcer of the Lawl | December 3, 2007 at 9:13 pm
So I left this picture open and left my comp for a min, I came back and my niece and nephew who are just learning to speak are saying ewwwwwwww in unison at my comp. It was kinda funny that even at that age they know she is gross.