Does this chick have a purpose?
Yes, she is a cum repository…
Fake Boobs: $12,000
Hair extensions: $7000
Teeth Whitening: $1200
World still thinking you’re an ugly, drunken, disgusting whore: Priceless.
You know how runners have those muscular butts with the side dimple due to all that training? Looks like Tara just bought herself one, albeit from a doctor and not from a fitness coach. First 6-pack abs courtesy of liposuction and now an attempt at a fit looking behind. Is she that adverse to exercise? Lazy bitch. It’s still as flat as a pancake, though.
Nope – can’t see myself around that stomach yet. Still looks deformed from all angles.
Sorry … #24, not #23.
jrz still has her funny moments though. ;^)
Hey #25, you stupid fuck,
The 90s called and they want their joke back.
C’mon, you goof. Priceless jokes? Why not try a wassup joke too.
Decent? If that’s decent, I have the body of a grade A porn star.
The 90s called and they want their joke back. Priceless jokes? C’mon you goof. Why not try a wassup joke too.
See, you made me repeat myself. I need a latte and foot rub.
On a more on-topic note, Tara looks good. I’m no carpet muncher but I’d nibble that fur-pie.
Nice double up
congratulations on making fun of someone for using a ridiculously overused joke, with another ridiculously overused joke.
Are we SURE that this is Tara and not her little sister?
If it IS Tara, then just what is it she does? I seriously think that she very quietly flies around fucking wealthy Japanese businessmen. Because she doesn’t make that much money anymore and yet is ALWAYS at some resort or another hanging out.
I think it goes like that….Hi, Yes, we rep Tara Reid…sure, uh huh, yeah, anything but kissing. Ok, winn Hotel March 3rd through the 6th, yes sir I’ve got that down, she’ll be there.
I was there and let me tell you, her body looks great. Not up close, of course, the restraining order won’t expire for another six weeks but thank goodness for telephoto lenses. And, by great, I mean that her body mostly stayed together the whole time she was out in the sun. Funny thing, she kept asking someone to turn the light down. The lifeguard said, “Umm, that’s the sun.” I think so, anyway. Boom mikes are so touchy. She says, “I don’t care who’s it is, just turn it down.” So cute. You just want to pinch her little cheeks. And, by that I mean that we would all like to tie her to a large object and throw her into a pond. Or a big vat of oatmeal. Mmmm, with tapioca and vanilla pudding, yeah…
@37… “Umm, that’s the sun.” Well done sir.
#39 I agree. It’s funny cause it’s true!
>29, 31, 32< What? Was the Dick Sucking Convention not in town today? Quit posting under my name you useless piece of shit. Go back to the dumpster where you were concieved and hang yourself. Worthless troll.
Nice cover up
I wish an angry badger would bite Danielle in the pussy. That would be funny.
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