Tara Reid has already checked out of rehab after only three weeks of treatment, according to People:
“She checked out on Saturday,” says the source. “She’s doing well. The whole family is very positive about this being the new beginning for her.”
Despite Reid being in treatment since only last month, her family and friends are optimistic about her future. “They are taking steps to do everything they can to help Tara keep on the right track,” adds the source.
I don’t care what People’s source/Tara’s publicist says, three weeks is nowhere near enough time to cure her level of alcoholism. We’re talking about a woman who once ate through a locked door to get to an almost empty bottle of Stoli’s. Don’t remember that story? That’s because it’s happening right now, and shit, she smells the beer in my liver. Look, Tara, a martini! *dives out window*
EDIT: Tara’s publicist is telling E! News “word of Reid’s departure is premature.” Which means she broke out and robbed a liquor store. I know showbiz talk.
Beverly Yang | January 4, 2009 at 7:10 pm
FIRST MWAHAHHA
Beverly Yang | January 4, 2009 at 7:10 pm
FIRST MWAHAHHA
Beverly Yang | January 4, 2009 at 7:10 pm
FIRST MWAHAHHA
hmm | January 4, 2009 at 7:23 pm
She actually looks ok in those pictures. Something is wrong.
This Poster | January 4, 2009 at 7:23 pm
Anyone posting after This Poster sucks on Tara Reid’s altered anus
EverybodylovesROUGHers | January 4, 2009 at 7:29 pm
Are there many writers to the superficial? I dont expect for you guys to be funny all the time but that was pretty good…
VodkaMama | January 4, 2009 at 7:35 pm
ABSOLUT SOBRIETY
the Commish | January 4, 2009 at 7:47 pm
FAIL! This post fails on so many levels. Why are we still reading about Tara Reid?
This is exactly like that time in Van Wilder when Tara Reid’s character got wasted off her ass and decided to have a threesome with a dog and some random taxi driver on the way to her parent’s house where they had planned to engage in an exciting, all-nighter of naked Twister.
bret michales is a fag | January 4, 2009 at 7:49 pm
tara reid? who still posts her?? shes such a hag. i only remember her from that movie: american pie. might as well post alyson hanningan and jason biggs too!
Dolly | January 4, 2009 at 7:57 pm
where are you randall??
It's Me Fuckers | January 4, 2009 at 8:23 pm
she looks good because she has clothes on. We don’t have to look at her botched body job. And she is sober. She isn’t fuckin hammered so thatt helps her looks. I do hope she stays sober but I highly doubt it.
Narcissist | January 4, 2009 at 9:05 pm
At least she covered up her mess in these pics.
I’m about pitied out for her. I read some article where she was whining about people vomiting every time she wore a bikini. Why not wear a T-shirt and some shorts to the beach? I guess she’s trying to milk some publicity off her mistake. That would be awful, but maybe she could just warn others, instead of punishing them.
Narcissist | January 4, 2009 at 9:05 pm
At least she covered up her mess in these pics.
I’m about pitied out for her. I read some article where she was whining about people vomiting every time she wore a bikini. Why not wear a T-shirt and some shorts to the beach? I guess she’s trying to milk some publicity off her mistake. That would be awful, but maybe she could just warn others, instead of punishing them.
Ada | January 4, 2009 at 9:28 pm
hot long legs! I’ve seen many long legs at tallkiss.com, but this one i haven’t
gerard Vandenberg | January 4, 2009 at 9:49 pm
There is a room VACANT in the madhouse, folks?
Meh.... | January 4, 2009 at 9:50 pm
She looks fine for an average woman. But she is supposed to make her $ off her body. In that manner she is washed up.
Next…..
Borat | January 4, 2009 at 10:57 pm
This dumb cow whore isn’t happy unless she’s got a cigarette, a cock and a swig of liquor in her mouth. Disgusting pig.
T | January 5, 2009 at 10:02 am
This won’t last long. No way is 3 weeks of treatment long enough even for the non-celebrity alcoholic.
chupacabra | January 5, 2009 at 10:10 am
FINALLY!!!!!
Gomer's Pile | January 5, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Give it 3 days and she’ll be downing shooters at a watering hole near you.
Notice | January 6, 2009 at 1:24 am
“Tara Reid leaves rehab; health dept. condemns bldg.”
ugg black | January 8, 2010 at 9:38 pm
good
usb flash drive | May 17, 2010 at 9:20 am
He looks good because he is on the fabric. We are not looking at the raw body work. And that’s cool. She helps her feel so fuckin thatt not labeled. I hope she keeps quiet, but I highly doubt it.