Tara Reid keeps wearing a bikini

July 28th, 2009 // 110 Comments

Tara Reid continued her St. Tropez vacation yesterday by surprisingly ordering food instead of her usual canoe full of gin. Who knows? But in the meantime, I’ve figured out Tara Reid’s like one of those Magic Eye posters: It’s better to not stare directly at her. For example, I’m focusing on the sandwich, and I swear it’s like I can see Clayface from Batman in her stomach. — Wait.

Photos: Fame, Splash News

  1. Sprmcandy

    Gorgeous killer fucking Hot body !!!

  2. badfuckingpeople

    Hell’s Angel- I beleive you’re putting us down to make yourself feel superior and “better”. You’re just like us. Guess you’re not so perfect, probably not so fine either. Hypocrite.
    Ahhhh, now I’m “fucking happy”

  3. czar

    She continued her vacation? Isn’t her entire life a vacation? Has she been in a movie since American Pie?

  4. Racer X

    Gross!

    /SKANK.

  5. kill it with fire

    If offered a chance I would probably hit it (but not before I said a prayer)

    I have a sneaky suspicion that it would probably feel a little funny and smell kinda funky. I would most likely only hit it a couple of times, stick it in her asshole, shoot it in her face then runaway screaming and crying. I would definitely have to take up drugs again after the ordeal.

  6. inspectahdank

    she looks gross… i can almost see her STDs. do you know how many people she has slept with? i just found a list of all her past hook ups and its disgusting. not to mention…these people WANTED to hook up with her? crazy.. look- http://www.ranker.com/list/tara-reid_s-loves–and–hookups/celebrityhookups

  7. BEA

    you know….even she would just wear a wrap it would make all the difference….just a cover up the lower body and it would be FAR less grotesque looking….white girls are so DUMB

  8. Lonnster

    is that another vagina on her inner thigh?

  9. marcus

    All I can think about is Tara doing naughty things to that 16 inch veggie sub…

  10. marcus

    All I can think about is Tara doing naughty things to that 16 inch veggie sub…

  11. anon

    why does her ass always look like she has butt implats that are trying to head south for her feet. seriously, what is wrong with her ass. She doesn’t have a fat ass but the shape is fucking hideous.

  12. zebop

    I’d hit it….with some syrup to go with the pancakes.

    That’s one nasty lookin’ ass.

  13. Mickey0123

    I am now sure that this is what Mary Shelley had in mind, surgery wise, when she penned Frankenstein. The tragedy here is that she was fairly attractive before the bad boob job and bad lipo. She should definitely be sporting the one piece look these days. Only Amy Winehouse looks worse in a bikini.

  14. CakeGirl

    I would wear a nice one-piece and call it a day.

  15. So # 32 thinks we all live in basements in New Jersey? Do they even have basements there with all of the flooding? I don’t know which one is worse, Staten Island or New Jersey.

  16. Meseret Hailu

    Spank dem hams. just i need a pan firend and good relation siph plece writh me

  17. Lisa

    *bleugh*

  18. What? Where's Britney?

    I almost like this chick from the tits up. Just cut the bottom half off and sew it onto Madonna. Big improvement.

  19. Rhialto

    She’s choking the french bread.

  20. Darth

    Where do these jobless bitches live from?

  21. Tito

    How this girl it’s always on vacation? No work in tv or movies, where is the money coming from” whoring”?

  22. mamamiasweetpeaches

    To the person who says WE’RE the reason “12 year old girls kill themselves” have you ever thought the reason 12 year old girls kill themselves is because people like Tara Reid – who looked fine in AMERICAN PIE- go out and get themselves butchered? Honestly there was nothing wrong with the way Tara Reid looked before. She just Got Greedy and wanted to look thinner and bigger breasted. NOW she looks like a sock made out of Play Doh.

    By the way, I saw a goosip show on E! once where someone surmised that tara Reid must be very self-concious and have low self-esteem. My problem with that theory is , if she has low self-esteem and doesnt think she looks good than why is she always walking around in a bikini????

  23. Laura

    I’m sorry, but all you pathetic fucks who are saying “i’d still hit it. She’s hotter than 90% of other women”, etc. are really REALLY pathetic. Cuz the fact is, she’s pretty freaking nasty, and is DEFINITELY not anywhere near as attractive as so many non-celebrity girls/women I see walking around on a daily basis. She has a cute face, but the body is terrible!! She is a weird combination of too skinny, but also really disgustingly untoned too. Like she actually does look like she’s melting. I don’t know her hotness is still savable, but if I were her I’d be heading to a gym stat! Her body is pretty much screaming for some exercise. The point is, if i were a guy, I don’t think I’d be able to get it up. And if you are one of these guys saying you’d hit it, you obviously have really low standards. Like the type of guy that is so desperate for a lay, they will pretty much bring home anything at the end of the night. Gross.

  24. mea

    Even my ass looks better and I had twins. She needs to gain about 10+ pounds for her skin to smooth out and look normal. It looks like leather.
    There are plenty of 40 year old women that look younger and have a better body than hers. They just eat right and work their ass off in the gym.
    Plastic surgery RUINED her body. It is just sad.

    I like Tara, but she needs a sarong or something.

  25. haters

    youre worried about her when millions of over weight ppl in the world are walkin around in bikinis. i bet half of you talkin smack are over weight. now what do you think youre doin in a bikini?? let the woman be comfortable in what she wears. jesus christ!

  26. e

    Why disrepect the lady with awful words. Just provide positive suggestions

  27. e

    Why disrepect the lady with awful words. Just provide positive suggestions

  28. Drew

    Is it wrong I was focusing on the sandwhich too? I’m hungry.

  29. When youre in the world of her weight on the millions of ppl are Walkin around in bikinis are concerned about. I bet half of you talking smack are overweight. Now do you think youre doing in a bikini? Two women are comfortable in what she wears. Jesus Christ!

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    stacy
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    Was going to say these pics aren’t so bad then I saw she was in St. Tropez. There she looks like someones grand mother.

  31. Tara Reid Bikini
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    Talk about your ‘before’ and ‘after’ pictures.

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    judd
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    pretty flabby 4 such a skinny broad

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    mpath1
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    I am seriously grossed out by her body. WTF?? She needs clothing. Badly.

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Should I have the boob sandwich or the bread one?

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Legs of an 80 year old. I’m hard.

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    “Yes, THIS is how long Happy Evil Dude’s dick is”

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    So apparently Tara Reid has lesbian sex with retards for money. Hot!

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Yes, I WOULD slide my sausage between those buns

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Normally Tara would just go ahead and piss herself, but she hasn’t spotted the papparazzi yet.

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    And there it goes, psssssssssss

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    I spot a penis!

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    you have no idea how wide my hole has become from sticking this into me

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Quick! The sandwich is about to ejaculate!

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Mmmmh…sandwich sperm!

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    I’d lick her feet clean. Mmmmh

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Hey, it’s me! Tara Reid! You have no idea who I am but I’ll wave anyway!

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Why is no one looking? I’m waving!

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Quick! I’m late for my low-pay fuckpointment!

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Ok, I’m now on Happy Evil Dude’s yacht and in time for a long session of fucking, sucking and sandwich eating. So long, folks!

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