Tara Reid continued her St. Tropez vacation yesterday by surprisingly ordering food instead of her usual canoe full of gin. Who knows? But in the meantime, I’ve figured out Tara Reid’s like one of those Magic Eye posters: It’s better to not stare directly at her. For example, I’m focusing on the sandwich, and I swear it’s like I can see Clayface from Batman in her stomach. — Wait.
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dink squeeze | July 28, 2009 at 11:21 am
stinky pussy
Harold^Sick | July 28, 2009 at 11:22 am
She reminds me of a prune.
Death | July 28, 2009 at 11:23 am
She has some nerve wearing that bikini
dink squeeze | July 28, 2009 at 11:24 am
her ass is melting like an ice cream cone
ROUGH daddy | July 28, 2009 at 11:25 am
She stomach looks like cement mix trying to dry…
dink squeeze | July 28, 2009 at 11:25 am
Weird, I googled “hot mess” and it directed me to this page.
dinkon | July 28, 2009 at 11:26 am
honestly, i’d rather stick my wang in that hoagie.
Kelley | July 28, 2009 at 11:27 am
Yeah, she keeps wearing a bikini, and an ill-fitting one at that … or is it just that her ass can’t be contained ? Yikes.
Charles Few | July 28, 2009 at 11:27 am
I’d rather see John Gosslyn (sic, whatever) in a bikini.
Jacq | July 28, 2009 at 11:29 am
What do you call the skin around a vagina? The woman. Ok, but seriously – what’s wrong with hers?!
Honesty | July 28, 2009 at 11:32 am
i dont care what anybody says… i’d hit it and brag.
Jesus Juice | July 28, 2009 at 11:40 am
This bitch is vacationing in St. Tropez while you’re sitting at work ragging on her. Isn’t America wonderful?
Jesus Juice | July 28, 2009 at 11:42 am
This bitch is vactioning in St. Tropez while you’re sitting at work ragging on her. Isn’t America wonderful?
Joe | July 28, 2009 at 11:42 am
Ugly fake tits, a saggy, flat ass, no hips and rippled skin.
Tranny?
conniecorleone | July 28, 2009 at 11:46 am
whatever. she looks better in a bikini than 90% of the women her age. Has anyone logged off and gone outside this summer?
Upinya | July 28, 2009 at 11:47 am
Not again……
Curious | July 28, 2009 at 11:50 am
She ordered the sandwich, but she’s not actually eating it. Hmm…
Seriously | July 28, 2009 at 11:54 am
@15- That’s because 90% of the women her age have at least two kids and real (therefore saggy as hell) tits. It’s probably safer to bang someone in the 90% than Tara. Maybe 10 years ago before she got the worst liposuction on the planet, but now? I wouldn’t fuck that grotesque cokehead with #11′s dick.
Wilber | July 28, 2009 at 11:59 am
If she gained 20 pounds or so to stretch that leather back out,she might get SOME of her hotness back, the key word here is some.
Venom | July 28, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Tragic. This girl used to be so beautiful..
… but besides her fucked up lipo job… WTF happened to her ass in pic #6? UGH!
Joe | July 28, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Her age? This girl is 33, not 50. She looks terrible for 33.
TopCat | July 28, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Granny legs in #2
Irenee Weenie | July 28, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Please stop taking her picture. If you keep taking her picture yall make her think she’s hot. My eyes are still burning.
Irenee Weenie | July 28, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Please stop taking her picture. If you keep taking her picture yall make her think she’s hot. My eyes are still burning.
oli | July 28, 2009 at 12:17 pm
She looks like she’s 70 from the neck down.
The Jerk | July 28, 2009 at 12:17 pm
I really can’t understand how she thinks she can get away with wearing a bikini like that and not wonder why when shes walking out in public that random strangers are throwing up or having seizures in the eyes..I feel bad for that hoagie and coke zero since they will most likely be consumed via injections.
Valerie | July 28, 2009 at 12:25 pm
26, I’m with you but I feel more pity. Seriously, her LEGS trip me the fuck out more than anything….*shudder*
Joe Mason | July 28, 2009 at 12:26 pm
I’d hit that all day long. She is still hotter than 95% of the women out there.
The Jerk | July 28, 2009 at 12:32 pm
@28..and the women that you believe she’s hotter than typically tend to be in wheelchairs and have down syndrome while wearing a wizard hat. So you’re not doing too good of a job to convince me otherwise.
Perkin the Merkin | July 28, 2009 at 12:33 pm
If she just did some crunches and worked on her obliques rather than go the cosmetic surgery route she would’ve turned out mighty fine.
Perkin the Merkin | July 28, 2009 at 12:33 pm
If she just did some crunches and worked on her obliques rather than go the cosmetic surgery route she would’ve turned out mighty fine.
the truth | July 28, 2009 at 12:41 pm
what are you dudes even talking shit about? tara reid STILL looks better than any girl you basement dwellers could (willingly) get to fuck you.
Andie | July 28, 2009 at 12:41 pm
She should think about wearing a bikini with boy shorts for the bottoms. These skimpy drawers are AWFUL on her!
Aja | July 28, 2009 at 12:45 pm
I’m sorry, but I think she is hot…
Dura | July 28, 2009 at 12:47 pm
I fucked Tara Reid once. Okay it was a sack of potatoes I named Tara but it’s the same thing.
kerri | July 28, 2009 at 12:54 pm
i agree with #21. she looks awful for 33. my friends and i are all within the 32-36 age bracket and look fantastic – even those with kids. she looks good for someone in her 60s. actually not even. she’s just awful.
Beeotch | July 28, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Her stomach looks like Magda’s face from “There’s Something About Mary.”
dink squeeze | July 28, 2009 at 1:03 pm
@ 29
LMAO!!! WIZARD HATS for the win!
Giggles | July 28, 2009 at 1:03 pm
I think a few pounds would be better than looking like a shriveled apple-head woman from 250 years ago.
pasteve | July 28, 2009 at 1:07 pm
# 32 please don’t shatter my illusion. If I stop my car at their corner, flash my $20 and they get in, I call that “willing.”
Huh? | July 28, 2009 at 1:10 pm
#29: “while wearing a wizard hat”
I can always count on “The Jerk” and “Rough Daddy” from some LOL’s!
rerr edede | July 28, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Anyway!!!!
She looks hot.
jk | July 28, 2009 at 1:15 pm
this could seriously be an educational tool for young people to defer them from tanning and plastic surgery…
she used to be so pretty..now she looks like my leather couch
Champ | July 28, 2009 at 1:16 pm
“I’ll suck your cock for $1000 dollars….”
Ahhh the good old days when she was Bunny Lebowski. She is messed up now and one or two binges away from the obituaries.
kels | July 28, 2009 at 1:17 pm
WHY DO WHITE WOMEN THINK THEY CAN TAN AND GET AWAY WITH IT? YOUR SKIN IS NOT MEANT FOR TANNING, UNLESS YOU WANT TO AGE LIKE THIS SKANK OR LINDSAY LOHAN. STAY WHITE.
kels | July 28, 2009 at 1:17 pm
WHY DO WHITE WOMEN THINK THEY CAN TAN AND GET AWAY WITH IT? YOUR SKIN IS NOT MEANT FOR TANNING, UNLESS YOU WANT TO AGE LIKE THIS SKANK OR LINDSAY LOHAN. STAY WHITE.
Sport | July 28, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Partying, drugs, alcohol and surgery have made her look like this, the tan is an attempt to cover it up. You think Lohan is tan?
NoMoreDouches | July 28, 2009 at 1:35 pm
#32- We can’t hear you, your basement door is closed….
Stomach looks bad enough, crotch is horrifying.
Got to go back downstairs
mamamiasweetpeaches | July 28, 2009 at 2:37 pm
What exactly is she gonns DO with the footlong sadnwich??? This reminds me of a show I saw in Tiajuana once. The other chicks used a donkey, a straw basket with a hole in it and a dozen ping pong balls as THEIR props…..
Hell's Angel | July 28, 2009 at 2:40 pm
You are all bad fucking people. Leave the girl alone. You’re what’s wrong with this country. Judgemental ass pieces of shit. I’m fine as hell and I don’t have to put anybody down to feel good about myself.
The media has destroyed and robbed little girls of their self esteem for far too long and it’s gotten out of control. You’re the reason 12 year old girls kill themselves. I hope you’re fucking happy.