Tara Reid keeps wearing a bikini
Tara Reid continued her St. Tropez vacation yesterday by surprisingly ordering food instead of her usual canoe full of gin. Who knows? But in the meantime, I’ve figured out Tara Reid’s like one of those Magic Eye posters: It’s better to not stare directly at her. For example, I’m focusing on the sandwich, and I swear it’s like I can see Clayface from Batman in her stomach. — Wait.