Everybody’s favorite plastic surgery experiment, Tara Reid, was spotted on a yacht in Italy dressed like some sort of gypsy. Her stomach actually looks alright now, but her ass. Wow. This thing defies description. I’ve never seen an ass take quite those shapes before. It’s like somebody took out her butt and replaced it with ground hamburger meat. If you showed me just a picture it, I’d guess it was a dinosaur before I guessed it was a human ass.
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ssdd | August 10, 2007 at 3:29 pm
fuck ya
Wicked Wendy | August 10, 2007 at 3:30 pm
Who fucking cares!!!! I mean really….
p-nut | August 10, 2007 at 3:31 pm
she does have huge tiggobittie’s….fake or not. i’ll give her that
panzy boy | August 10, 2007 at 3:31 pm
hoo-ar
woodhorse | August 10, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Fish cannot get enough of Tara – he has replaced Ambrosia since the Makeout-with-Dwarf photos.
wedgeone | August 10, 2007 at 3:34 pm
No thanks on looking at the Tara Reid ass pictures. That’s some serious cellulite.
I just want to know who she’s blowing in order to be on permanent vacation. Where’s the story on that?
Maybe her ass is ground hamburger because she’s forced to take a big shank up it in order to maintain her present social life.
Victor | August 10, 2007 at 3:35 pm
Cellulite or not, she is one hot fuckin bitch. I would love to dig my face in between her thighs. I could look at her and Hayden all damn long. I better close out the browser before I bust a nut on my keyboard and fuck it up, after all I am at work.
p911gt10c | August 10, 2007 at 3:39 pm
i think she’s of the “As long as I’m thin, I’m hot” idealism, not realizing that no exercise makes the muscles go flabby. If she did some squats everyday, her ass would perk up and not look like two pancakes hanging on for dear life.
Lovely | August 10, 2007 at 3:40 pm
dude in the last pic is hillarious, looks like he’s about to puke while trying to stop the airborn herpes from attacking his dick…
Tyrone | August 10, 2007 at 3:43 pm
That FACE!
ssdd | August 10, 2007 at 3:44 pm
She needs to lay off of the booze for a while …she’s getting that rednose swollen face goggle eyes red cheeks alcoholic syndrome look. Not pretty.
somewhereinthemiddle | August 10, 2007 at 3:46 pm
Poor girl has a nipple shaped like Illinois and an ass that looks like an impression map of the Appalachian Mountains. I bet the other nipple looks like Vincent Price.
Annie Rexia | August 10, 2007 at 3:47 pm
I honestly cannot decide which is the sexiest part of Tara. Could it be the flat, droopy ass? That fucked up mouth of hers? The famous stomache that looks like Freddy Kruger gave her a tummy massage. Oh Tara, there are so many choices. Nice greaseball guy your making out with, by the way. Your auto mechanic perhaps? Oh, and another thing? WEAR A FUCKING ONE PEICE SWIMSUIT! HIT THE FUCKING GYM SIX DAYS A WEEK FOR ABOUT A YEAR, AND “THEN” THINK ABOUT DRESSING LIKE A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD HOOCH, YOU FUCKING WASHED UP SKANK!
you | August 10, 2007 at 3:48 pm
Wicked Wendy you idiot, CLEARLY you care, or why the fuck would you be on here viewing, and THEN commenting for that matter. You care too much. le sigh.
Alli | August 10, 2007 at 3:48 pm
Her stomach looks completely differant now, does that weird anyone else out?
tati | August 10, 2007 at 3:49 pm
o god
Italian Stallion | August 10, 2007 at 3:50 pm
Trust me when I say, noone in Italia wants to see that shit. I can hear them now. Send this fat bitch back to the states before we cut some bacon off her back………..
somewhereinthemiddle | August 10, 2007 at 3:51 pm
I think I see the image of Jesus in the divots on her ass.
Radar | August 10, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Yeah, look at that ass. It kinda looks NORMAL.
Not the mutated asses you like, like Ms. LardAss Kardashian.
Robert | August 10, 2007 at 3:54 pm
haha she looks like a peasant woman from Kazakhstan
FRIST!!! | August 10, 2007 at 3:55 pm
There’s a new post of Nicole Ritchies alien baby
FRIST!!! | August 10, 2007 at 3:56 pm
#13, that was hilarious
lil jeff | August 10, 2007 at 4:09 pm
i know her boyfriend, he’s actually a pretty sweet rapper named JT Money, think he’s on myspace and here too: http://www.utterz.com/~u-NDk1MjQ5Mg/utt.php
veggi | August 10, 2007 at 4:13 pm
I’ve rented some of her movies…. I know, I know, but it’s fun. There was one movie where she was on some island with her crazy boyfriend and he went, well, crazy…… she does that kind of acting like Sheila from Waiting for Guffman….. .when you look at her, she looks away, then when you’re not looking, you look at the person……… uh, did I have a point? Oh yeah, her acting is HELL-arious!
Uncle Buck | August 10, 2007 at 4:17 pm
Nice. Fucking. Dive, bitch.
Sassy | August 10, 2007 at 4:18 pm
Umm I could care less about her road map stomach or her jiggly ass. What exactly does this chick do to be able to be on perma-vacation? She’s always on a beach in a stupid bikini. Geez get a life already.
Bite Me! | August 10, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Hey Victor, Did you ever get a picture of that chick? Are you still talking to her.
wastedOne | August 10, 2007 at 4:24 pm
haha….I love the sequence of her diving into a bellyflop! has she ever been to the fucking water before?? It is good in theory to break the water with your tits but it doesn’t work to well.
WhereSheShops | August 10, 2007 at 4:25 pm
Lucky girl…she’s got built in floaties!
Alex | August 10, 2007 at 4:29 pm
hahah you have to love her for trying so hard to be sexy..look at her dive into the ocean hahaha
LayDeeBug | August 10, 2007 at 4:32 pm
I remember a time three years ago when I used to have fun ripping Tara Reid but now it’s just boring. You know, like the first time you smoke a joint after like a year and you laugh, and laugh. Then after three months of smoking every night it’s like “Oh, I’m high again. Yawn.”
That’s how it is to read a Tara posting. Nothing new there, except her skin is getting leatherier and leatherier.
Kim | August 10, 2007 at 4:34 pm
There isn’t much else she can do about her messed up body. It looks like she had that procedure where they take fat from your stomach and love handles and inject it in your ass cheeks to give them more fullness. But like everything else she had done, it got messed up. She probably picked her surgeon based on who was the least expensive. I’ll give her props for still puttung on a bikini.
Christ on a Crotch | August 10, 2007 at 4:36 pm
#25 Uncle Buck.
Word. I hate people like her that are afraid of doing shit. Look she’s all tight and scared to jump in. Fucking Faggot!!!! Shit, I dove in head first into a 16ft deep pool from the high board when I was fucking 10 and did a better job.
LayDeeBug | August 10, 2007 at 4:37 pm
The chubbier chick next to her has a better looking body.
Is Tara from NJ or NY, because she seems like South Shore or Long Island garbage?
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JC | August 10, 2007 at 4:41 pm
Countless times that ass have been pounded, everything got a price
k | August 10, 2007 at 4:45 pm
Belly flop, literally. Picked up her head, gets ya every time.
Annie Rexia | August 10, 2007 at 4:48 pm
35? Uh, O.K.
she is hotter then most girls | August 10, 2007 at 4:53 pm
You guys are on crack though. I guarentee you one person who commented in here has a huge wife on the couch in the 190 to 215 pound range who would kill to sleep wiht something like this. She is hotter then around 90 percent of the girls i see walking around. so seriously you guys better start telling the truth its rediculous.
Annie Rexia | August 10, 2007 at 5:07 pm
39. Hey clueless! My husband would kill AFTER he slept with something like that. Himself! Oh, by the way, the truth isn’t any fucking fun.
Starscanfrighten | August 10, 2007 at 5:15 pm
I just don’t get it. This guy’s not half-bad looking, and he’s kissing this pig. She must either have a lot of money, or she must love to give head. Maybe both. God, what an ugly broad.
Starscanfrighten | August 10, 2007 at 5:15 pm
Seriously, she’s built like E.T.
my comment | August 10, 2007 at 5:16 pm
It’s a weird kind of cellulite..
there’s no fat in that ass to make it pucker or pinch or bulge the way normal cellulite does on a fat sausage girl. It’s really more of a saggy hanging form of cellulite.
Am I right?
Bite Me! | August 10, 2007 at 5:20 pm
@39 OK I will start telling the truth. My wife sits on the couch all day and eats bon bons and watches Oprah. She weighs over 300 pounds and the last time Mr. Happy saw any action, was the Last time the Dodgers won the World Series.
Wait that is not true.
Fuck you! Why don’t you tell us the truth of who you are and how much your fat ass weighs? I am sure you are sitting at your computer eating donuts from the vending machine and there is white powder all over the key board. And if you have the balls to tell us, post a link to a picture so you can prove it you fat ass fucktard!!!
Starscanfrighten | August 10, 2007 at 5:21 pm
In that bottom row of pictures, 2nd one in from the left – her torso looks just like E.T.’s.
Starscanfrighten | August 10, 2007 at 5:23 pm
#43 – the reason there’s not a lot of fat on her ass is that she had a procedure that removed the fat from her ass and had it injected into her breasts.
ssdd | August 10, 2007 at 5:38 pm
39 … . From the sounds of your post I can’t tell if youre a fat bastard who hasn’t been laid since pussy laid you … or if you’re an angry fat housewife who is pissed off as hell that you just don’t do it for your hubby anymore. Either way…………..Try lifting that belly up off your jeans zipper and smell that funk of sweat you left behind.. get out from behind the computer and get some exercise, fatty.
my comment | August 10, 2007 at 5:58 pm
Now that I look again those Italian guys she’s hanging em for aren’t so great looking either. Their hair looks like crap. Beards? Ew, it might as well be armpit hair and they all have man boobs.
Check out guy in pic 2.
kamo | August 10, 2007 at 6:00 pm
uh.. fish? i used to love your blog, but do you realize that 6 out of the 8 posts on your front page (and probably 60% of your recent posts) are just bashing different women’s bodies? it’s was funny at first but i’m starting to think you have a complex.
Starscanfrighten | August 10, 2007 at 6:00 pm
#12 – you’re fuckin’ nuts!! I love it!