Tara Reid Italy bikini pictures

August 10th, 2007 // 187 Comments
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Everybody’s favorite plastic surgery experiment, Tara Reid, was spotted on a yacht in Italy dressed like some sort of gypsy. Her stomach actually looks alright now, but her ass. Wow. This thing defies description. I’ve never seen an ass take quite those shapes before. It’s like somebody took out her butt and replaced it with ground hamburger meat. If you showed me just a picture it, I’d guess it was a dinosaur before I guessed it was a human ass.

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  1. Tyrone

    That FACE!

  2. ssdd

    She needs to lay off of the booze for a while …she’s getting that rednose swollen face goggle eyes red cheeks alcoholic syndrome look. Not pretty.

  3. somewhereinthemiddle

    Poor girl has a nipple shaped like Illinois and an ass that looks like an impression map of the Appalachian Mountains. I bet the other nipple looks like Vincent Price.

  4. Annie Rexia

    I honestly cannot decide which is the sexiest part of Tara. Could it be the flat, droopy ass? That fucked up mouth of hers? The famous stomache that looks like Freddy Kruger gave her a tummy massage. Oh Tara, there are so many choices. Nice greaseball guy your making out with, by the way. Your auto mechanic perhaps? Oh, and another thing? WEAR A FUCKING ONE PEICE SWIMSUIT! HIT THE FUCKING GYM SIX DAYS A WEEK FOR ABOUT A YEAR, AND “THEN” THINK ABOUT DRESSING LIKE A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD HOOCH, YOU FUCKING WASHED UP SKANK!

  5. you

    Wicked Wendy you idiot, CLEARLY you care, or why the fuck would you be on here viewing, and THEN commenting for that matter. You care too much. le sigh.

  6. Alli

    Her stomach looks completely differant now, does that weird anyone else out?

  7. tati

    o god

  8. Italian Stallion

    Trust me when I say, noone in Italia wants to see that shit. I can hear them now. Send this fat bitch back to the states before we cut some bacon off her back………..

  9. somewhereinthemiddle

    I think I see the image of Jesus in the divots on her ass.

  10. Yeah, look at that ass. It kinda looks NORMAL.

    Not the mutated asses you like, like Ms. LardAss Kardashian.

  11. Robert

    haha she looks like a peasant woman from Kazakhstan

  12. There’s a new post of Nicole Ritchies alien baby

  13. #13, that was hilarious

  14. lil jeff

    i know her boyfriend, he’s actually a pretty sweet rapper named JT Money, think he’s on myspace and here too: http://www.utterz.com/~u-NDk1MjQ5Mg/utt.php

  15. veggi

    I’ve rented some of her movies…. I know, I know, but it’s fun. There was one movie where she was on some island with her crazy boyfriend and he went, well, crazy…… she does that kind of acting like Sheila from Waiting for Guffman….. .when you look at her, she looks away, then when you’re not looking, you look at the person……… uh, did I have a point? Oh yeah, her acting is HELL-arious!

  16. Uncle Buck

    Nice. Fucking. Dive, bitch.

  17. Umm I could care less about her road map stomach or her jiggly ass. What exactly does this chick do to be able to be on perma-vacation? She’s always on a beach in a stupid bikini. Geez get a life already.

  18. Hey Victor, Did you ever get a picture of that chick? Are you still talking to her.

  19. wastedOne

    haha….I love the sequence of her diving into a bellyflop! has she ever been to the fucking water before?? It is good in theory to break the water with your tits but it doesn’t work to well.

  20. Lucky girl…she’s got built in floaties!

  21. Alex

    hahah you have to love her for trying so hard to be sexy..look at her dive into the ocean hahaha

  22. LayDeeBug

    I remember a time three years ago when I used to have fun ripping Tara Reid but now it’s just boring. You know, like the first time you smoke a joint after like a year and you laugh, and laugh. Then after three months of smoking every night it’s like “Oh, I’m high again. Yawn.”

    That’s how it is to read a Tara posting. Nothing new there, except her skin is getting leatherier and leatherier.

  23. Kim

    There isn’t much else she can do about her messed up body. It looks like she had that procedure where they take fat from your stomach and love handles and inject it in your ass cheeks to give them more fullness. But like everything else she had done, it got messed up. She probably picked her surgeon based on who was the least expensive. I’ll give her props for still puttung on a bikini.

  24. Christ on a Crotch

    #25 Uncle Buck.

    Word. I hate people like her that are afraid of doing shit. Look she’s all tight and scared to jump in. Fucking Faggot!!!! Shit, I dove in head first into a 16ft deep pool from the high board when I was fucking 10 and did a better job.

  25. LayDeeBug

    The chubbier chick next to her has a better looking body.

    Is Tara from NJ or NY, because she seems like South Shore or Long Island garbage?

  26. zo what the girl haz zuch nize featurz and juzt becauze zhe haz a few featurez that defy human lawz doezn’t mean that zhe can’t alzo like ztar in pornoz becauze zhe can ztill ztar in pornoz.

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    lolzarama!!

  27. JC

    Countless times that ass have been pounded, everything got a price

  28. k

    Belly flop, literally. Picked up her head, gets ya every time.

  29. Annie Rexia

    35? Uh, O.K.

  30. she is hotter then most girls

    You guys are on crack though. I guarentee you one person who commented in here has a huge wife on the couch in the 190 to 215 pound range who would kill to sleep wiht something like this. She is hotter then around 90 percent of the girls i see walking around. so seriously you guys better start telling the truth its rediculous.

  31. Annie Rexia

    39. Hey clueless! My husband would kill AFTER he slept with something like that. Himself! Oh, by the way, the truth isn’t any fucking fun.

  32. Starscanfrighten

    I just don’t get it. This guy’s not half-bad looking, and he’s kissing this pig. She must either have a lot of money, or she must love to give head. Maybe both. God, what an ugly broad.

  33. Starscanfrighten

    Seriously, she’s built like E.T.

  34. my comment

    It’s a weird kind of cellulite..
    there’s no fat in that ass to make it pucker or pinch or bulge the way normal cellulite does on a fat sausage girl. It’s really more of a saggy hanging form of cellulite.
    Am I right?

  35. @39 OK I will start telling the truth. My wife sits on the couch all day and eats bon bons and watches Oprah. She weighs over 300 pounds and the last time Mr. Happy saw any action, was the Last time the Dodgers won the World Series.

    Wait that is not true.

    Fuck you! Why don’t you tell us the truth of who you are and how much your fat ass weighs? I am sure you are sitting at your computer eating donuts from the vending machine and there is white powder all over the key board. And if you have the balls to tell us, post a link to a picture so you can prove it you fat ass fucktard!!!

  36. Starscanfrighten

    In that bottom row of pictures, 2nd one in from the left – her torso looks just like E.T.’s.

  37. Starscanfrighten

    #43 – the reason there’s not a lot of fat on her ass is that she had a procedure that removed the fat from her ass and had it injected into her breasts.

  38. ssdd

    39 … . From the sounds of your post I can’t tell if youre a fat bastard who hasn’t been laid since pussy laid you … or if you’re an angry fat housewife who is pissed off as hell that you just don’t do it for your hubby anymore. Either way…………..Try lifting that belly up off your jeans zipper and smell that funk of sweat you left behind.. get out from behind the computer and get some exercise, fatty.

  39. my comment

    Now that I look again those Italian guys she’s hanging em for aren’t so great looking either. Their hair looks like crap. Beards? Ew, it might as well be armpit hair and they all have man boobs.

    Check out guy in pic 2.

  40. kamo

    uh.. fish? i used to love your blog, but do you realize that 6 out of the 8 posts on your front page (and probably 60% of your recent posts) are just bashing different women’s bodies? it’s was funny at first but i’m starting to think you have a complex.

  41. Starscanfrighten

    #12 – you’re fuckin’ nuts!! I love it!

  42. Really Bored

    A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because there is a crazed gorilla on his roof, and he can’t figure out how to get it down safely. Soon, a van pulls up, and an old man gets out, carrying a small dog, a baseball bat, and a gun. He hands the man the gun.

    “Okay, here’s what we do. I’m going to go up onto your roof, and threaten the gorilla with this baseball bat until he falls down. When he falls down, this little dog will bite him in the balls until he’s incapacitated.”

    “Great,” says the man. “But what’s the gun for?”

    “In case I fall down instead of the gorilla — shoot the dog.”

  43. Really Bored

    One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.

    The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind; the pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle. The copilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with sunglasses.

    At first, the passengers do not react thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. After a few minutes though, the engines start revving, and the airplane begins moving down the runway.

    The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness. They start whispering among themselves and look desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance.

    Yet, the plane starts accelerating rapidly, and people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical.

    When the plane has less than twenty feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once. At the very last moment, the plane lifts off and is airborne.

    Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and tells the pilot: “You know, one of these days the passengers aren’t going to scream, and we aren’t going to know when to take off!”

  44. Really Bored

    You might be a redneck if…

    More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

    You think the stock market has a fence around it.

    You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

    You’ve ever lost a loved one to kudzu.

    Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

    Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.

    Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

    You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

    You’ve ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.

    Your home has more miles on it than your car.

  45. FatDrunkAndStupid

    The Tara bashing is getting old, and of kind of ridiculous. She’s fixed herself up pretty well, actually. She’s not a supermodel or anything, bur for a 30 year old chick that’s a pretty decent body. Most 30 year old actresses keep themselves covered up. At least Tara has the confidence to show us something.

  46. Really Bored

    One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

    The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

    He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

    Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

    The blonde started laughing.

    This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

    This time the blonde laughed even harder.

    Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

    The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so funny.

    The blonde giggles and replies, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!”

  47. TS

    #39 and #40, You’re BOTH right.

    And “Fuck Ya” is WAY better than “FIRST.” Thank you. It’s about time we got someone in the #1 position who isn’t a fucking retard.

  48. Starscanfrighten

    #54 – she’s not confident, she’s delusional.

  49. Sheva

    She’s a tool.

  50. Kamiki

    That head scarf is just ludicrous, this chick is just so plain, I don’t know why shes considered attractive.

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