Does anyone care about Tara Reid if her top is on?
Wow, first, I’m a loser.
It’s not her. Her stomach isn’t weird-looking.
It’s her. She’s got the signature “ready to suck cock” O-shape in her mouth in the second photo, followed by the “licking cum off her lips” expression in the third one.
Not to mention the heinous camel toe from years of getting pounded by every guy she could get her hands on.
When I look at her, I seriously think about giving up the hooch.
Goddamn pod people infesting Hollywood!
I want my skanky drunk vomit covered Tara Reid back!!!!
That’s not Tara Reid. If it is, then she needs to lay off the alchy.
If that is her, I think she had a nosejob. I’m hunting for more pictures.
She has the face of a man, but the body of a boy.
Well the dog tag necklace, the camouflage jeans… Infantry ‘dating’? I think her ‘career’ will do a lot better over in Baghdad.
They could use a few ‘B’ teen horror flicks over there.
Maybe Ali G could co-star.
I want that PRADA bag!
I want that Prada Hag
Well ok – it is ‘Happy Hour’
TOP 10 REASONS THIS COULDN’T BE TARA REID:
10. Her pants are ON.
9. She isn’t sporting a lumpy stomach from past incompetent liposuction.
8. Her bra size doesn’t appear to be 59DDDDD.
7. Her roots aren’t showing.
6. She doesn’t appear to be drunk.
5. She doesn’t appear to be hallucinating.
4. Her clothes don’t look as if they were purchased at Wal-Mart’s.
3. She’s wearing sunglasses that seem to be more expensive than the ones she usually finds at Duane Reade.
2. Her makeup isn’t manufactured by Maybelline.
1. Her left breast isn’t hanging out of her shirt for all the world to see.
I do like how her sunglasses match her bag, at least the drinking and too many plastic surgeries havent caused colourblindness.
My Prada Bag is better :P
Too bad they didnt show a butt pick cuz if the girl above had no ass, you know it is definitely Tara “the drunken whore” Reid!
Poor Tara Reid. She seemed like such a sweet, likeable girl in the American Pie movies. I really thought her career could go places. Now look at her. She’s yet another Hollywood harlot, and the punchline for a million alcohol/plastic surgery jokes. What a fucking tard. Hell, if I had the chance she had, I sure wouldn’t have squandered it. But she actually looks almost normal in these pics. Maybe she actually watched “Taradise” in a sober moment and realized what a pathetic joke she became. At least she covered that monstrous, lumpy stomach and those scarred tits.
I’m on a mission to find that bag. Willing to do ATM for it.
and… it isn’t her nose…
Man she has a weird looking nosejob. Looks like they took a few too many inches off.
this does not look like tara reid
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